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>>69041439
>>69043522
First for BETTER THAN THE BOOKS
https://youtu.be/adYm-4-00UE
first for jon targaryen
Is Theon recycling Aragorn's "I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor." speech, the fucking worst?
I AM THE BRIDGE
>>69043522
nth for best hero on Westeros
s1e2 - The Kingsroad - 8.7/10 on imdb
s2e2 - The Night Lands - 8.4/10
s3e2 - Dark Wings, Dark Words - 8.5/10
s4e2 - The Lion and the Rose - 9.7/10
s5e2 - The House of Black and White - 8.5/10
>s6e2 - Home - 9.7/10
>>69043522
First for wanting Dormer to femdom me
>mfw Melisandre is the one who's sad about Stannis and Shireen while Davos doesn't shed a tear
>>69043340
> Surely not all the Tyrell soldiers are fancy boys.
House Tyrell will wreck the Faith Militant when they try to free Margaery, peasants, merchants and a handful of born-again knights can’t stand up to the largest army in Westeros.
Unless Aegon fucks their shit up first.
nth for Daenerys Lardgaryen, Queen of the Handles and the Fat Men, Lord of the Seven Dressings and Protector of the Realm, Caloreesi of the Great Grease Sea, Muncher of Dragons and Breaker of Chairs.
>50 seconds
Also claiming best waifu
>young ned Stark
Who hype here?
>>69043594
Give it some time.
Imdb rating tend to start going downhill fast am more people rate the episodes.
The first ratings of the day are all 10/10 since show fanatics are the ones likely to rate the episode first.
What the fuck's with the preview?
Young Ned says 'Now it ends' like he's in an action movie. Most misread line I think I've seen in the show so far.
>>69043611
>Show doesn't have her eldest brother
>Will never see him dunk the faith militant with Loras to save his family.
Thanks D&D
>>69043663
lion and the rose is still a 9.7
>>69043594
was a pretty great ep though
>>69043603
Davos has moved on. He is now helping Jon because of reasons
Is there any television character that could possibly beat Brienne of Tarth? And I'm not talking about Valyrian Oathbreaker Brienne. I'm talking about GPS Valyrian Oathbreaker Brienne with the missing dog no jutsu and feminist agenda jutsu
>>69043629
Go back to your Emma Watson thread.
Reminder that the Blackfyres were in the right
DAT FUCKING SHITTY NED CASTING
Why the fuck didnt they get Sean Bean back for the flashbacks
Imagine him saying "now it ends" with his sad voice he used in fellowship
Who /TiedToMast/ here?
make your best memes with this template
>>69043715
Rey easily
>>69043700
I remember all S5 episodes started at >9.5.
Hell "The Red Woman" was a 9.5.
>>69043631
looks nothing like that in preview
Did GRRM tell Dabbid n Dabbid that all the great families die by the end of the show?
Because that's the only way I can attempt to make sense of the last 2 episodes. It feels like DnD are just hitting the bullet points that GRRM left for them and not even attempting to explain how we get from step 1 to step 10.
>>69043631
Not me. The preview looks like they missed the mark like Michael Bay missed the mark with Pearl Harbor.
>>69043715
auntie astra would kick her ass desu
So where is the third Kingsguard member in the ToJ flashback? We know Dayne is there and that either Oswell or Gerold is with him? Is the third one in the tower or something?
>>69043715
There aren't many characters alive that could beat Brienne in a single combat in asoiaf.
>>69043522
Could a trained Hodor defeat the Mountain?
>>69043783
the lannisters, starks, tyrells, tullies and arryn's are doing relatively okay
>>69043803
in the show its against 2
Was Jon named after Jon Connington by Rhaegar or after Jon Arryn by Ned?
Would Rhaegar name him Aegon?
>>69043803
he's at the same place the 1 of 6 men and 2 dogs tracking Sansa disappeared to.
>>69043715
>and feminist agenda jutsu
![Game of Thrones S01E01 Winter Is Coming (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_00.12.53_[2016.04.30_19.44.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/6bs5kv8.jpg "Game of Thrones S01E01 Winter Is Coming (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 00.12.53 [2016.04.30 19.44.54]")
>>69043629
Have a high quality Bran
>>69043843
all we've seen is 2 and one short fight sequence.
wouldnt be surprised if they have more in the tower
>>69043603
Fucking little bitchs the lot of you, he don't know that stannis burned Shireen alive
>>69043797
she looks so adorable just flying along all happy
>>69043803
its only 2 kingsguard but Dayne has 2 swords
Who will be the better fighter in the end?
Who will be the better commander in the end?
Who will be the better character in the end?
>>69043839
In the books everyone is doing fairy well in terms of their successors not dying except Lannisters. If Tommen dies, they have nothing. I mean even now, with Kevan dead and Jaime being a Kingsguard, the rule of this branch of Lannisters in Casterly Rock is pretty much over.
>>69043848
Rhaegar is dead by the time Jon was born. No way he named him unless he somehow told Jon's mother before Targary got his chest caved in.
>>69043843
No, The Book of Brothers back in S4 mentions all three.
Anyone else thought that the Mel-Davos conversation was almost cringe-worthily wooden?
Davos just acted so casual.
This is the guy who hates "black magic" and talks of demons and "blood magic" and even tried to kill Mel for taking part in son's death
>>69043897
Jon, because he is Targeryan (fire) and Stark (ice)
>>69043897
We never got to see Robb fight really.
>>69043897
Ramsay (Shirt off)
>>69043522
Soo i just saw the episode and how was the asspain from all the fucks who said jon was dead for good?
Were their tears delicious?
Were they raging?
>>69043881
He knows that Stannis and Shireen are dead.
I'm not talking about him being angry at Mel.
I'm talking about the fact that he just lost his king and Shireen who I'd imagined he had a strong bond with.
Seems like something you'd be sad about.
>>69043928
I think most people (including myself) have forgotten most of the events of the previous 5 seasons besides the large events.
>>69043897
Jon is already better than Robb. He got elected by his brothers, not because his dad was a high lord.
>>69043839
>Lannisters
3 members left, 1 prophacised to die, 1 exiled
>Tyrells
Line ends after Loras is put to the sword for fudge packing
>Arryns
The only remaining member is being held captive by Littlefinger
>>69043803
The third is the Final Boss.
>>69043870
Thanks family, will shitpost with it instead
>Jon finally gets his chance to shine and become relevant south of the wall
>all the competent and challenging people are long dead and all that remains is a mad dog, a couple of incestual fucks, and a fat pig in Essos.
>>69043955
do you still think good warriors make good kings?
>>69043897
Jon is stated as the better fighter in the books
Robb is the better commander, Jon will never face opposition like Tywin Lannister. Don't say the WW either.
Robb is the better and more tragic character imo
>>69044022
house targary still intact
>>69043901
>arryn
>young sick boy
>starks
>young children, most of whom are missing and likely not coming back
>tully
>are there any young tullys? Radmure?
>martells
>show just killed them off completely
I think only the Tyrrels and Greyjoys have any young healthy heirs left.
Syrio is the Waif
what are the best conversations in GoT
>ollena and margaery: 'but i do know. you wouldn't think i'd let you marry that beast.'
>CIA and varys: 'chaosh is a ladder'
>cersei and tywin: 'it is true what they say about me and jaime'
>cersei and ned: 'you either win or you die'
>>69043979
He lost his sons and I don't remember he crying at all, and he states that all he did and went through were for them
He is not all that emotional desu senpai
>>69043953
Unconfirmed theory at best.
>>69043748
Something about their daughters being with shitskins and die.
So Rooster got killed the same way he killed Robb: dagger to the chest during a betrayal.
Does anyone have a good drawing of Jon's assassination from the books? I could have sworn I've seen one where you can see the assassin's crying, but I can't find any at all.
>>69043740
they'd struggle to take the necessary years off. remember he's got even older since s1 was filmed
>decide to age up the characters for the show
>keep their book age on TOJ
BRAVO DND
>>69044052
>like Tywin Lannister
Who gets BTFO by Edmure Tully in the books.
Tywin is a politician, his military strength comes from numbers and deals, not strategy.
>>69044073
S Y R I O
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>>69044042
but what about the final boss?
>>69043623
i know we're all josing around, but she's really getting bigger as the show goes on. disappointing, she used to be the hottest by a mile when show started.
>>69044086
he forgot to wear his chainmail
>>69044065
>greyjoys
>young healthy heirs
Balons only heir doesnt have a dick....
>>69044082
it was almost all but confirmed last night
why the sudden introduction of lyanna in a flashback? and preview for next week is the tower of joy
>>69043748
Cersei, Jon, Olenna. Who's the old guy?
http://masterherald.com/the-winds-of-winter-now-rumored-to-come-out-this-month-stannis-baratheon-reported-to-win-the-winterfell-battle-in-the-book/39424/
is this real?
>>69043969
no one thought jon was dead for good.
>>69044073
i would fucking love seeing syrio again but i know it wont happen
>>69044134
You don't need a dick if you've still got the balls. Pretty sure Theon still has the balls, just because Ramsay would take delight in Theon still having sexual urges with no good way to satisfy them.
>>69044161
>>69044074
Luwin and Theon - "You're not the man you're pretending to be."
>>69044134
Yara is still alive right? Does she not count? Although she does seem kind of old to not even be married yet.
But I think you helped prove my original point. It doesn't look like any of the great houses we started with are going to make it.
>>69044132
That's what I was thinking, guess D&D thought it was clever but didn't want to have Ram say it out loud.
>>69044073
Nah.
>>69044074
the best conversation was the 3 way one between Rob Barriston and Jaime about their first kills.
close second is Oberon and Tyrion in the cell.
>>69044074
Chaos is a ladder was so edgy and dum
>>69044082
it's pretty obvious
>>69044191
Oh shit. Didn't recognize him without his hair.
>>69044200
what if Roose was actually wearing his mail and Ramsay never pierced it through, Roose saw the betrayal coming and flays Ramsay alive, so Ramsay would have to wear a literal human skin for the rest of the season
>>69043522
did anyone else thik the whole Greyjoys on the bridge scene was unnecessary? Did his brother show up at any other point in the show?
>>69044074
'You want a good girl but you need a bad pussy'
>>69044172
L O L
>next month
thats hilarious, it hasnt even been turned into the editor yet
what a fluff piece
>>69043522
>"you fool move aside for your king"
>I AM THE BRIDE
>>69044199
Yara doesnt count. Thats what Aerion was pointing out, when the King of the Ironislands has no male heirs, it goes to a vote to a new king.
Theon is presumed dead, so it goes to a Kingsmoot
What ever happened to Mace Tyrell and the Iron Bank?
>>69044172
Complete garbage. It was onLY New Years when GRRM effectively said it's nowhere near done, that's only 3-4 months. You think the fatfuck ccan write like half a book in 4 months? Try 2 years at least.
>>69044172
may 2020 you heard it here first.
>>69044221
You mean Jaime and Tyrion in the cell :^)
Imagine if we lived on a planet that is the size of Jupiter. Most people simply wouldn't be able to ever visit the other side of it because of the great distance.
Or even a planet as large as our Sun.
>>69044073
Hear me out:
When syrio fought Meryn in season 1 the last thing you saw was him holding the broken sword which looks just like the Titan of Braavos. I've always thought that somehow because of this he was alive
NOW yesterday the Waif throws the stick at arya and she doesn't catch it just like Syrio threw the sword at her when they met. while the Waif is leaving and we see Arya we see the Titan in the background perfectly placed there. The waif says something like "i'll see you tomorrow" which is similar to Syrio saying "you'll catch it tomorrow" or something similar
>>69044305
He never sad it's nowhere near done. It will probably be out before the end of the year.
>>69044299
>that pic
My dick. More Natalie please.
>>69044312
you are such a nigger it's unbelievable
got I've just had a chilling thought
Dungeons and Dragons are gonna rob us of Clegane bowl
Instead of the Gravedigger and Robert Strong, the Sand Sneks are gonna reap ultimate revenge for dear Oberyn, and with gurl power they will defeat him
It is known
>>69044299
mace was shown in the trailers riding a horse next to jaime confronting the sparrows
>>69044312
>may 20200
fixed that for ya
What will be finished first, the Winds of Winter or Trump's Wall?
>>69044172
>According to rumors, in the upcoming “The Winds of Winter,” Stannis will win the battle of Winterfell but he will eventually lose to the White Walkers and be killed, thus, he will not be able to further his dream of staking his rightful claim to the Iron Throne and rule the seven kingdoms of Westeros, reports the Parent Herald.
who wasn't expecting this?
>>69044121
Holy shit, this is so bad
So Euron is being replaced by Theon. FUck D&D
>>69044074
Cersei and Robert about their marriage. Best scene in the show hands down.
Who was the worst character of Season 6 so far? and why is it Hodor's mum? Stark princess and Stark young lord orders Willis to spar with them
>WHO ARE YOU TO FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KID?
>>69043594
I feel like it was actually a pretty good episode. Nothing too crazy but there was a lot of plot development and it was well done for once. Bran's flashbacks were cool. Euron was introduced. We don't have to wait around any more for Arya and Jon's plotlines being in limbo. And there was NO khaleesi or sand snakes.
>>69043928
he turned into a nihilist after he saw his King kill his daughter
>>69044327
thnx for the random words of wisdom
who /BlessedBelow/ here?Not me ;_;
>"I drink, and I know things."
>>69044382
Is this even a question? Sand Snakes/Ollie
>/lit/ is laughing at us again
>>69043552
Terrible, awful acting. Awful sound control.
It's a shame because those are solid costumes and props. They just need to understand the concept of post-production
Holy shit, if WoW comes out this month maybe, I surely won't keep watching until I read it. This shit is barely worth it.
How accurate are those claims?
r-r-r-reminder jonfags BTFO
jon snow dead forever and NOT TARGARYEN
>>69044412
>someone finally saved my pepe
feels good
>>69044172
The report claims Sansa will produce a Bolton heir in the Book? But book Sansa is in the Vale?
>>69044347
>with gurl power they will defeat him
They'll get their cuts in and poison him, but he'll fuck em up to death, and then piss out the poison on their corpses
>>69044347
no way. clegane bowl is a meme. and if there is one thing D&D delivers, its memes.
>>69044382
are you really hating on based nan? what the fuck? did you not watch season 1 or something my broo?
>>69044256
they needed to set up the king's moot. now they can continue the iron islands story arch
>>69044332
>>69044073
Friendly reminder that the last thing we heard when "Syrio" was killed in the show was a METAL sword clanging to the ground and a scream of pain.
>>69044387
but he didn't see that
>>69044332
Syrio was first sword to the sea lord of bravvos. The faceless men don't seem to care for the sea lord and some even say are actively trying to bring him down. Sea lord doesn't like the faceless men either he fears them. Thus Syrio would never work with the faceless men there factions are enemies.
>>69044256
and no balon banished euron in the books so balon had to die so he could come back
>>69044435
If you think about it, a surprise release makes sense because if cucks bookfags who would try to avoid watching the show if the announcement were before the show ended.
Whats most likely is that on Ep 10 of this season itll end with: TWOW on sale now....
then you get cuck bookfags to buy your sloppy seconds while maintaining tv viewersihp.
>>69044472
Yeah after season 4 someone emailed them about the rlj meme and they ran with it
>>69043794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsPrQgTO0HU
Team America 2 when?
>>69044256
Thats how it happens in the books..
>>69044435
zero source
nobody else making claims
its complete bullshit anon
>>69044382
>woman who took Dunk The Lunk's Trunk and survived
>not allowed to tell some children off for using her kid as a training dummy
Summer child please.
>>69044074
Master Aemon talking about Love and Duty with Jon
I like how it later mirrored Robb's rise and eventual fall
Best crow.
>>69044526
not at all wtf?
>>69043623
is that meghan trainor
>>69044568
quick now before summers over!
>tfw Satin never
>>69044435
Every "newspaper" reporting on it are reporting each-other as sources in a circular fashion, using "fan rumours" and "speculation" every third word.
They're making shit up and using the new seasons to get clicks.
>>69043522
Reminder that Littlefinger is Azor Ahai. The real question is who is Nissa Nissa?
>>69044568
Real shame Merry and Pippin died
I like to think that Robert sparred with Wyllis and hit him hard in the head because he was showing off on Lyanna
>>69044412
/lit/ are a bunch of assholes. Every time I go in there trying to talk about GoT to see what's different about the books (never read them), everyone just insults me.
>>69044526
No it isn't. It's said that Balon fell off a bridge in a storm but the ghost of high heart says that a faceless man killed him and was paid by Euron to do it.
>>69044569
its suspected euron kills him and there are hints, the show just confirmed it
>>69044568
Fuck I want this guy's dick in my ass
>>69044618
haha fucking cuck
Is no one else hype as hell for toj? What do you think will happen?
I think the scene will end with Ned picking up baby Jon. It will then cut to adult Jon sitting up like in the trailer
>>69044569
Have you even read the books? Balon "falls" off a bridge to his death, then with Theon not there, the kingsmoot happens, which brings Euron back, heavily suggesting Euron pushed him or hired someone to do it.
>Season 6: Everyone is coming back to life
yeah right. in you cucks dreams. Hound is gone, Syrio is gone, Stannis is probably gone.
>>69044618
lol
>tfw you realize Hodor and Brienne are related through that old slut Nan
This face made me laugh. I though he was gonna transform into a reptilian or some shit
>>69044636
oh then i must have missed the entire time when euron says how he is a bridg, a storm, a god, and stuff too
>>69044658
does this end the theory of him being half white walker?
>>69044641
All of these will return, maybe not Syrio. It's pretty obvious, this show panders to the audience too much.
>>69044641
Hound is confirmed back by the actors, fuck Syrio no one cares about that beaner build the wall, and Stannis is deader than disco.
>>69044568
haha, you accidentally chose the wrong picture in your folder, anon. You posted Grenn and not Dolorous Edd. A very humorous mistake.
>>69044630
There's no way they'd reveal that so early in the season.
>Jon rezzes, walks outside to a crowd in awe
>Has some clothing fetched for him, executes the traitors
>Gathers his inner circle of trusted people and starts planning what to do
>Sansa, Brienne, and Pod enter Castle Black, and a messanger trails shortly after them to report that House Bolton is attacking Castle Black to retrieve Sansa
>Jon says fuck being a Night's Watch, and starts gathering a force to meet Ramsay on the field
>Leaves a skeleton crew of Night's Watch behind to garrison Castle Black
>Sends word to any outlying Wildling outposts to meet him at his war camp
>Deals with Ramsay, shatters his forces, makes for Winterfel
>But all of a sudden CIA has taken over Winterfel and garrisoned it with thousands of Arryn soldiers
What now motherfuckers?
>>69044641
theres several indications based on leaked production and cast interviews that the hound may indeed be back... that doesnt mean he ever died. someone finds him and nurses him back to health
but lol, stannis >probably
hes fucking dead anon
>>69044641
Hound isn't gone. McShane already confirmed he's back and Rory was seen during filming.
Does anyone honestly give a shit the specifics of how things happened in the books at this point?
This is your daily reminder that this incompetent idiot is single handedly responsible for:
>Letting The Mountain escape
>Which lead to Capturing Willem an Martin Lannister which led to Robb's betrayal
>Which lead to The Beheading of Riccard Karrstark
>Which lead to the Karrstark's marching home
>Which lead to Accepting Walder Fray's marriage proposal
>Which lead to The Red wedding
>Which lead to Letting the mountain escape which allowed him to stand for cersie in the trail by combat
>Which lead to Prince Oberyn's death
>Which lead to Tyrion having to be set free
>Which lead to Shae and Tywin's death
>Which lead toTtyrion getting captured by Jorah an getting greyscale
>It also lead to Cersie putting a bounty on Tyrion (causing lots of dwarfs to be killed in a attempt to claim)
>Which lead to the sand sluts threatening to kill Marcyella
>Which lead to the sand sluts actually killing Marcyella
>Which lead to the sand sluts killing Dorne and the plot line
How can one man be such a colossal fuck up?
and how is he rewarded, with qt3.14 wife.....
>>69043552
Thank you for posting this house famalamadingdong. This has made the TV show look miles better and redeemed my faith in it.
>>69044621
Her exact words are "I dreamt of a man without a face, waiting on a bridge that swung and swayed"
Never even hints at Euron
Anyone notice they used the same babby sound for Ramsey's lil bro as the babby in the nights king reveal
>>69044673
"I am the first storm, and the last" is a real Euron quote from a different context. All the rest is more or less in line with the dumb self-important way that Euron talks. The "I am the Drowned God" line is adapted from another book quote, etc
>>69044655
They're both related through Dunk, you lunk.
>>69044696
Close but no cigar, CIA + Flightplan reinforce Jon at the last moment and save his army from being ramsey'd.
>>69044713
booksecondaries do. Reminder that the books are now secondary source material an the tv-show is primary.
>>69044508
why couldn't it be a fake story? like a faceless man would use?
>>69044681
anyone who even read the wiki could tell you jon was coming back in the books
its more than hinted that the hound may still be alive and never died
sounds like book-fag pandering to me
cry more
>>69044073
>the fight choreographer runs out of ideas
and yep, that's all there is to it
>>69044696
Too bad that's not what happens and CIA with Sansa and Vale soldiers save Jon's ass when they start losing the battle.
>>69044673
not your fault, it's literally the least interesting thing in that absurd book, and that's saying a lot.
>>69044673
So youre trying to say that Euron, who has a flare for mocking his brothers would just push Balon off without a word?
So why the fuck didn't Walda stay in the courtyard with hundreds of Bolton/Frey witnesses?
Why are all characters so naive around Ramsay?
Really getting tired of Ramsay endless bullshit luck.
The shirtless fighting against Yara and "50 best killers of the Iron Islands" was bad enough.
>>69044735
>With a drowned crow perched on his shoulder, seaweed hanging from its wings
>Euron is called Crow's Eye
Yea sure never hinted. Fucking idiot.
>>69044299
I'd like to iron her bank if you know what i mean.
>>69044728
truly the best game of thrones
>>69044728
He's a fucking faggot and I hope the Blackfish tears out his heart with a spoon this season.
>Sansa, Pod and Brienne almost arrive to Winterfell
>'what are ye doin 'ere? lord commanda is ded, killed by his sworn brothas. wall is not a place for womyn.'
>they turn 360 and Brienne leads Sansa to the Vale
this will happen like 99%. you know GoT better than to expect some stupid reunions.
>>69044742
No. I'm pretty sure most fucking people did not notice that. How did you even?
>>69044743
"When they see my sails, they pray" is a book line. The best book line actually
>>69044735
>I didn't read literally the next line
>>69044690
h. reddit
>>69044792
>probably also believes Daario is Euron
LYANNA WHO?
>>69044764
With the amount of detail that goes into this show, do you really think it's an accident? No, Syrio = Waif. It fits.
>>69043870
What the fuck is all over his face?
>>69044784
>R-Ramsay where's your father?
>I thought you said your father was in the dog pens? I don't see him anywhere
>why are you opening all the dog pens really slowly in a menacing way Ramsay?
>>69044728
It was Robb's fault for not telling him his plans.
Edmure went out to save his people and hold off the mountain.
Robb never told him he intended to let Tywin cross the red fork. That's Robb's fuck up.
>>69044805
fucking end yourself
friendly reminder that Euron is a shit character whose only purpose is to be an ordeal for Theon to overcome during his final character arc.
>>69044854
I'm so glad that Lyanna Stark is now a proud woman of color.
#FEELTHESNEK
>>69044591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNZBgu19Ys
classic
>>69044658
Yeah. He died really weirdly. Like, he just sort of went down like he was expecting it. I'm not sure if it was phoned in acting, they only did one take, or he's going to come back as a vampire or what
>>69043897
Bran Stark.
>>69044877
This. Edmure saw an opportunity and seized it, got a good victory out of it. That it went against Robb's strategy isn't Edmure's fault.
>TOJ
>>69044904
Friendly reminder Euron is the last good character and will bring the Greyjoy empire back from the depths using dragons
>>69044885
>DUDE LE RADMURE XD
>>>/red9tumbaumsIDF/
>>69044860
...Literally nothing. Freckles? Skin? Are you high?
>>69044921
It was such a shitty end to a great, complex character. Roose should've seen that coming from a mile away, but no, the fuckers had to kill him because MUH BASTARDBOWL
>>69044877
Friendly reminder Robb did not have a plan or a trap, and was only guilting his brother into marrying the Freys because he was Lord Paramount of the Riverlands.
>>69043681
>no Greysteel
Why
>>69044743
"I am the Drowned God" is a massive misinterpretation of Euron's character. He actually says 'I am the godliest man ever to set sail,' which is more about how he serves all the gods and none in his life.
He aligns most closely with the Storm God ("I am the storm.") which is like Satan in the Drowned God's religion. Read AFFC again, Aeron is the Drowned God's most fervant priest and he sees that Euron literally doesn't give a fuck about the Drowned God.
>>69044735
>I dreamt of a man without a face, waiting on a bridge that swayed and swung. On his shoulder perched a drowned crow with seaweed hanging from his wings.
Literally the very next line.
>>69044938
>Cast a guy with horribly off center eyes to play a character with an eye patch
>They don't bother with the eye patch
They had ONE job
>>69044943
So far we see Edmure winning but Stannis losing every battle EXCEPT against literal barbarians with an entire mounted army.
Who's the better strategist again?
>>69044728
He did exactly the right shit based on the information he had. Robb should have filled him in on the plan.
Robb also shouldn't have married that slut.
Robb also shouldn't have let Roose have so much free reign. Boltons were always treacherous swine.
Robb is literally the worst fuckup in all Stark history. Worse than Theon.
Which kid is Ned Stark? The manlet or the big one?
>>69044784
Why did no one hear her screaming?
Why weren't any Freys around?
Why did the Karstark side with Ramsay while being mad at Robb for murdering his father but when Ramsay murder his own father it's okay?
Why the fuck does Ramsay continue to be so lucky?
I mean we all know he's going to die at some point but his everlasting influence ruin this story as a whole.
>20 good men
>fighting with asha
>killing roose/walda without consequences/retaliation
who hear /leafu/
>>69044984
His uncle*
Dunno why I said brother.
>>69045002
The big one. The little one is Benjen. The one teaching them is Rodrik Cassel
>>69044989
typical of D&D, when will they pay the iron price?
>>69044989
He's obviously mocking the religion.
Calling himself the drowned god is just his ego along with shitting over Balon's religion
lol kid playing Benjen Stark is so cute its painful to watch. i wanna cuddle him
What will Jon do?
Forgive the traitors? Kill the traitors? Bail out of the Night's Watch(since he died already)? March for Winterfell?
>>69044989
"I am the Drowned God" can very easily mean he doesn't give a fuck about the Drowned God.
>>69044994
>actually caring about asthetics
Kinda like how they made Robb more Stark then Tully?
Or how Dany doesnt have Purple eyes?
>>69044984
No he did have a plan and the only reason I'm sure about that is because he worked on it with Blackfish.
>>69044996
Stannis is a fucking faggot too. Glad he's dead. Maybe they can bury Edmure on top of him so they can buttfuck eachother for eternity in the seven hells.
>>69043901
> In the books everyone is doing fairy well in terms of their successors not dying except Lannisters.
Baratheon = Stannis and Shireen (both will die)
Lannister = Daven and Martyn (Jaime may or may not die)
Tyrell = Willas and Garlen (Loras may or may not die)
Martell = Trystane
Targaryen = Aegon and Daenerys (one or both will die)
Greyjoy = Euron, Victarion and Asha (Theon is useless)
Tully = Radmure (plus his new babby) and the Blackfish
Stark - Rickon and (possibly) Jon, Sansa and Arya
Arryn = Sweet Robin (soon to be dead)
>>69044989
You're overthinking it. Euron claiming to be a god is exactly the sort of irreverent, self-important thing he would do, and it doesn't matter which god it is because Aeron's right, he's a godless man. He just picked the Drowned God for effect, not to mention the fact that the show has never mentioned (and shouldn't really bother to mention) the Storm God. You're just upset that it's not exactly like it was in the book, but in this instance, that's pretty silly.
>>69043783
>What are Cadet Branches
In history most great houses died out and were replaced by cadet branches.
>>69045049
>Forgive the traitors? Kill the traitors? Bail out of the Night's Watch(since he died already)? March for Winterfell?
If this we're a competent duo of director/writers
>redeem Alliser Thorne by reluctantly having him kneel to Jon after knowing that he's a Targaryen and swears his life to him
>Thorne gets in the way when Ramsay is about to kill Jon and saves him
>>69044989
>I am the godliest man ever to set sail,' which is more about how he serves all the gods and none in his life.
I thought it was just him mocking it, with everyone praying when they see him coming, and therefore him being the biggest servant of the gods for giving them so many prayers.
>>69044977
To be fair, who expects Ramsay to pull such an insane move in front of witnesses after you just confirm to him that he's the firstborn? Ramsay was begging for that recognition forever.
He had no reason to expect Ramsay would do something so suicidal and retarded in a room with witnesses after he got everything he ever wanted. It makes no sense at all.
>>69045002
The one that doesn't look like a pallet swapped Babby Bran
>>69045083
how the fuck would alliser find that out?
>>69045083
thats fucking stupid you little shit. Thorne save jon from ramsey? He's still a bastard, just from a different line.
>>69045096
I took it as people fear him as much as the gods.
>>69044814
>>69044766
>>69044964
>LITERALLY
fuck right off, millennial scum
>>69045124
>>69045126
Melly
>>69045083
But that's fucking terrible. It's actually worse than the average D&D shit.
>>69045083
Thorne is never implied to be a staunch Targaryen loyalist, that just happened to be the side of the war he was on. And no one in Castle Black knows Jon's parentage anyway. That's one of the dumber fanfiction theories that always gets floated.
Bran's actor was surprisingly decent and alright.
>>69044859
>this show
>details
phew, almost fell for that
>>69045140
Don't you ever post at me and my wife's dragon ever again.
>>69045145
Melly obviously doesn't know and that would be dumb if she did
>>69044105
> > like Tywin Lannister
> Who gets BTFO by Edmure Tully in the books.
Indeed, too bad GRRM don’t know shit about military history and portrays Radmure as a dumbass when he did exactly what any skillful military commander would have done.
>>69045140
Literally kill yourself if you're over the age of 30 and you've got literally nothing better to do than shitpost on a Cambodian shadow puppet store about a show that is nothing but tits and dragons.
Literally.
Best part of this episode?Not having to see Emilias chins
>>69045140
Literally all of those are perfectly fine examples of how to use that word properly. You fuck right off, illiterate swine.
Who here doesn't even want Tommen to die? ;_;
>>69043914
>implying the show cares about being consistent
>>69045083
I think he'll do a uniting of armies trope. He's already got the wildlings and most of the night's watch. I think he'll get another army or two before confronting Ramsey and eventually the white walkers.
>>69045212
I like Tommen. But he's going to die.
>>69045201
Why do they allow the actor gain so much weight anyways? One would think that she'd sign an agreement to stay fit for the role or whatever.
>>69045120
But goose is supposed to be an evil mastermind who's 10 steps ahead of everyone else. A lot like tywin. Its completely out of character to allow ramsay to do whatever he wants and not keep him on a leash. He knew that he was provoking ramsay with the news of a new son. If they were true to the character, he wouldn't have let ramsay get near him. In fact, he probably would've had ramsay killed since he had secured a legitimate heir
>>69045183
Stretch his already thin army around the entire region and still be aggressive?
Edmure was very incompetant, but Tywin wasnt a good military commander.
Just goes to show money can buy victories.
>mfw Jaime and Cersei are actually children of Aerys
>Tyrion is the only son of Tywin
mfw mfw
>>69045212
I'm a stannisfag through and through and even I don't want to see him die. He's a good kid that just wants to play with his cats. He doesn't deserve to die.
Who else cried when Roose Bolton was poisoned by his enemies?
Viserys did nothing wrong.
>>69045183
Not even surprised.
They continue to portray Ramsay as a guerilla/tactician/political/military/dual wielding mastermind.
Daily reminder that Tyrion is a Targaryen:Tywin Lannister actually hated Tyrion because "you are no son of mine" i.e. he literally is not his son. Tyrion was one of the Mad King Aerys Targaryen's bastard children that Tywin raised in secret in order to have a potential heir overtake him. Unfortunately Tyrion was born a dwarf. Also around the same time Tywin killed his wife when she became pregnant with another man's child and instead of being a cold blooded murderer he blamed it on Tyrion saying that she died in childbirth giving birth to him. This would explain why Tywin has an irrational hatred for Tyrion and why he never speaks about his wife, and he only helped Cersei and Jaime, telling them they must always do things for the good of the family. Also Tyrion spoke to dragons last episode, come on.
>>69043522
can we discuss the episode now that the dust has settled? With ramsey killing roose, the north and the riverlands might go against him, what's gonna happen now? winterfell is now obviously gonna be taken by not just the north but with the help of castle black and free folk btw
>>69045257
She probably reworked her contract and they agreed to all her demands, hense the no nudity on a show about tits and dragons.
>>69045274
JESUS CHRIST! GO TO BED, ISAAC!
>>69045288
No he fucked up insulting a Khal's wife and breaking the law of the most sacred place in Dothraki culture.
That's pretty wrong.
>>69043594
But what does Melly smelly like?
>>69044353
>White Walkers
>using a show term for the books
kek
no way BastardBowl and WinterBowl will be in the same fucking book
>>69044074
>tyrion and varys: "because you have no dick"
Say you were transported into the Game of Thrones universe. What would you do?
Me, I'd win the Iron Throne.
>>69045266
>mfw Tommen introduced Margery to the cat he got from Margery
>>69045161
>Bran's actor was unsurprisingly sexy and fuckable
Fixed it for you
>>69044073
wew
>>69045096
You're correct.
>>69045077
Sure. It's a nitpick. The show is the show the books are the books but there are times when the show really fucks up by diverting - however this is not one of them.
>>69044463
showfags
>>69045294
welcome to 3 years ago
>>69045333
i'd fuck your mum just like im doing now
>>69045317
Khal Drogo had no intention of going West until AFTER Viserys died.
Viserys was in the right drawing sword against Drogo for breaking his end of the deal
>>69045261
You can't predict against bad writing.
Why did Ramsay even do it? He had nothing to gain.
How does he know the Maester won't squeal? He just murdered someone in front of him and told him to cover it up. Dudes clearly going to tell the church what happened.
>>69045294
Daily reminder that Cersei/Jaime are the Targaryens, not Tyrion. For the irony and poetry.
>>69045261
Goose got Roosed. Learn to love the Poose.
>>69045301
Ramsay still has the Karstarks, Manderly's and Umbers which is the majority of the Northern army
I assume if the Manderly's are relevant they'll switch, we haven't seen any banners in Ramsay's army and it'd be nice to get a 'North Remembers' speech.
>>69045333
Go to Braavos, become a rent boy and spend my off time getting fucked up.
>>69043678
Yea can one of you fuckin' nerds explain to me what that scene is about? Who that nigga finna fight?
>>69045294
>he literally is not his son
>literally
Why do you fucking millennials feel the need to use this word every single time you type/say something
>>69045344
You don't really have high standards, do you
>>69045288
this guys actually a really good actor, he was weird as fuck on dr who
>>69045397
Didn't even click for me that was Harry Lloyd
I must be used to his pretty valyrian hair
So how does everyone find out Jon is a Targaryen? Does Sam somehow piece it together at the Citadel?
>>69045288
He made a retarded deal. After he sold his sister, he had no leverage to ensure the Khal would hold up his end of the bargain.
>>69045372
I didn't say he couldn't draw his sword against Drogo. Doing it in Vaes Dothrak was a big fucking mistake however.
I feel bad for Viserys. I understand his frustrations. But if he wanted to challenge Drogo, he should've done it on the road. Diego might've actually let him live if he did.
>>69045397
oh shit its the same guy
>>69045161
No he not. His slurring accent and voice are horrible.
>>69043870
>ywn kiss his freckles before gently fellating
why live?
Hopefully the choreography for TOJ wont be sand snek tier and more like the shit in S1 or hardholme
>>69043731
At this point I'm just happy they picked a FUCKING WHITE MALE to play younger Ned.
You never know with those fuckin' kike producers.
>>69045377
>>69045261
Roose is calculating and methodical. Ramsay isn't. Roose assumed that Ramsay would realize everything Ramsay had was because Roose did it. Plus, Roose gave Ramsay heirship. It made no logical sense for Ramsay to kill Roose.
Except Ramsay isn't logical.
>>69045420
He made mistakes yes, but the original Anon was saying he wasnt a villian like hes portrayed.
Drogo was the villian
>>69045397
looks like the riddler
viserys would make a GOAT riddler
>>69045391
Because it triggers you literally every time.
>>69045333
I'd die while someone makes a HILARIOUS one liner like bad poosey.
>>69045393
Who do you want to fuck, Tommen?
>>69045377
To be fair to Benioff and Weiss, Ramsay's position was threatened by the birth of a son, and Ramsay is an impulsive cocksucker who would do something like kill his dad just to secure his place as lord. And the maester is probably afraid of getting his fucking skin peeled off if it's found out that he sent the truth to the other families about Roose.
On the other hand, Roose should have realized that. The way he died was out of character and honestly kind of fucking unbelievable and dumb.
>>69044658
this interview aired not too long ago
>>69045450
WHITE MALE!?
>>69043803
I think Whent was cut
>>69045416
Possible. Also Howland Reed and the Faith will be involved somehow.
But by the time this happens, kingdom will be fucked up. Jon might as well simply lead the people against the threat in the north and unite them to forge a new renewed kingdom or something.
Daenerys won't rule anything because she can't have children. That would be uterlly moronic and it would ask for the sequel.
>>69045389
Young ned is going to the tower to save his sister. The niggas in tin cans are the old Kingsguard. They're pretty sick which is why Ned brought a fucking gank squad.
>>69045458
Y'know I actually didn't find him sympathetic until the show.
Top tier performance.
And I know, i was just being difficult and pointing out things he did wrong, not that he was a villain.
>>69045434
Is Queen's head made of cake
>>69045461
hes great at narration too. in the same episode he makes me sad as hell.
skip ahead to 1 50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4xm9NHNUf8
>>69043803
CAN ONE OF YOU NERDS EXPLAIN THIS SCENE TO ME.
>>69045381
we're not entirely sure if the manderly's and the umber's are with him. the karstarks only. if the series is consistent, rickon is with the umbers and surely the umbers heard of what happened all around north and they'd rally behind him. the manderly's are the only one in the shadows in here.
the freys also don't tolerate shaming their kin, look what happened to robb.
finally, castle black is also there. there's no way ramsey could escape his fate much more escape brienne's gps tracker.
>>69045454
>defending this disgustingly bad writing
nah its just bad writing
>>69045466
Yes
>>69045161
>Bran's actor was surprisingly decent and alright.
I like that there was enough time since we last caught up with his storyline for him to get a deep sexy voice. Plus dude is like 6+ feet tall now.
>>69044387
Jesus christ people are retarded. HE DIDNT FUCKING SEE IT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT HAPPENED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>69045510
DAT MILK BAR! Dude, you /nyc/ here?
>>69044382
It's Ramsay Bolton-Snow in every season he's appeared in. The man is a black hole of plotting and characterisation and everyone looks embarrassed to be there when he's on screen.
NO, BROTHER. THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE FLOTSAM.
>>69045477
The maester has every reason to believe Ramsay will flay him for no reason on a whim even if it hurts him, now. Ramsay just did the equivalent of a workplace shooting after winning the lottery.
>>69045391
>muh millenials
If you were born after 1981 you're a millenial. Sorry gramps, that means you too
>>69045519
The Frey's are defs showing up this season, I think they're going to have a reverse red wedding or something which could destabilize them.
And the Umber's we know are loyal to the Boltons, but they may make two different factions for the Umbers because I'm sure GreatJon is still alive somewhere
>>69044549
This.
>Trying to tell Old Nan what to do
She bash your fukken ed in.
>>69045466
>He doesn't want a threesome with Tommen and Bran
>>69045439
Feels bad man
>>69045568
nah fuck off tripfag. heres the real one
>>69045577
>>69045577
>>69045577
>>69045542
yep yep yep. Momofuku birthday cake makes my dick hard, famiglia,
>>69045518
After Roberts Rebellion, Neds sister is said to be at the Tower of Joy in Dorne.
Ned goes with 6 friends, and finds 3 Kingsgaurd at the door to it. Uncommon a Kingsgaurd would be away from the royal family.
They fight, Ned and reed Kill Dayne and ned goes to his sister, who says "Promise me Ned" before dying.
Ned pulls the tower down and goes home, and sometime between going to dorne and arriving at winterfell, he gets Jon Snow.
Apologize
>>69045518
It's the scene where Ned and his northern friends defeat the three Kingsguard who were guarding his sister. Lyanna dies in a "bed of blood" shortly thereafter, so it's widely believed that she died in childbirth, and the kid is Jon.
So it's a cool fight scene which should be followed by a big reveal.
>>69045377
Everyone in Westeros just figured out if you kill someone really quickly while standing next to them then they won't have time to order you executed so all their guards and servants just go along with whatever you suggest.
>>69044851
>Anon replies with facts
>Better strawman his ass about some horrible theory
I stopped watching the show 2 seasons ago but I read up on things out of morbid curiosity. I also heard that there was some spoiler of this entire season, but that other people have claimed that it was a fake. Is it really a fake? If not, could somebody post it? I'd rather read through it all and get it over with rather than read the weekly highlights of each episode.
>>69045514
he narrates some of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DytL8fXMEaA&feature=player_detailpage#t=509
>>69044728
Did they killed him too after the wedding?
>>69045434
Conleth Hill so perfect
>>69045263
> Stretch his already thin army around the entire region and still be aggressive?
No, attack from a strong base on ground of your choosing that puts your enemy at a disadvantage.
GRRM thinks castles are just for hiding in and doesn’t understand that they’re actually built to control the surrounding countryside.
>>69045602
>ywn stuff Tomens pork n. beans into your mouth while Bran licks your balls
>>69045570
How's that? What Ramsay did was pretty impulsive and stupid, but it wasn't completely illogical - his dad had been hanging the threat of delegitimization over his head for the past season, and now his dad has a legitimate son.
>>69045746
It's not illogical that he'd do it, given how he's been characterized, but it's completely implausible that he'd get away with it. But hey, magical psychopath armor.
>>69045378
But they got blonde hair and are super hot.
Tyrion is an ugly runt with two color eyes. Maybe the two colors could mean two families
>>69045746
>Ramsay shanks his dad to the shock of the measter
>Tells maester to summon Fat Walda
>???
>measter and Fat Walda are fucking gone because the maester has every reason to believe Ramsay has lost his goddamn mind and he'll shank anyone for no reason at all.
Ramsay's plan was dumb and shouldn't have succeeded. Also, why is the Karstark going along with this?
>>69043594
Season one is criminally underrated(if you take imdb and metacritic scores), it's twice as good as any other season.
So, did they just straight up turn Clegane into a Dark Souls enemy once he was revived? Newest episode gave him that "YOU DIED" black knight feel.
>>69045320
Mothballs and hard toffees.
>>69046103
DUDE VIDEOGAMES
>>69045973
It would have made immensely more sense for Ramsay to force the maester to poison Walda and the baby, blaming it on a troubling childbirth.
Then he wouldn't have a Winterfell filled with witnesses of how he had her and the baby eaten alive by dogs.
>>69046281
fuck are they going to do? snitch to the cops?
>>69045484
YOU'RE A WHITE MAIL
