What actually is kino?
>>70874800
Is a movie that transcend quality and performance.
It's Russian for cinema or movie theater
Tell me a joke.
>>70874755
(farts)
>>70874755
your a midget lol picturing you making love is the joke
epic gets gentlemen
So this was actually pretty entertaining. Not as good as The Mist or even 1408, but it's one of the better recent King adaptations.
>>70874400
i didn't understand it
>>70874400
When did this even come out? Samuel L Jackson is approaching Eric Roberts in meme status
>king
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YJfXdSR85o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw
someBODY
Oooohh fuckk... Please tell me he's ironic with "hate speech"
>>70874118
are you being ironic? Guilfoyle is the most hateful character on the show. he makes fun of Dinesh's race constantly, but ironically he's an illegal immigrant from Canada. Mike Judge pokes fun at Canadians for some reason it's a running gag with him.
did the dead pan delivery confuse your autism?
>>70874218
y-yes
well fuck it, as long as it was ironic it's ok I just wanted to be reassured
Terry is the coolest gay character on TV
>>70873966
he was great in the 200 episode
FACT. It's too bad they wrote him out of the show because the one writer who voiced him left. Greg and Terry were the best
>>70874466
really? they did that episode with him getting a new reporter partner recently.
Was their relationship solely based on mutual favors or was there any attraction involved?
Frank wanted sex with a hot young girl
Zoey is a female so she's naturally fucking everything with power
>>70874146
Well didn't frank use her as a way to advance his plan too?
>>70873835
Oh I thought that was Claire at first.
It started business but she started getting emotionally attached (Daddy Issues) and Frank saw this so he capitalized on it by letting her think he was attracted to her.
Eventually she saw through his ruse and started to distance herself and he was butt hurt about it but he still tried to maintain a mutually beneficial relationship.
Then she started asking too many questions and became a loose end that had to be tied up.
In the BBC version, their...
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Dungeons and Dragons vs Warcraft. Which was better?
>>70873748
Warcraft was better made but. d&d has more entertainment value
...you control dragons.
>>70873748
Didn't one have a wayens brother in it? think that's my automatic fail.
Why don't they make movies mixed with animation anymore? They are always fun.
>>70873586
CAUSE WE'RE JUST BOBBLING ALONG
BOBBLING ALONG ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BEAUTIFUL BRINEY SEA
>>70873586
What's that anon, a Who Framed Roger Rabbit reboot?
>>70873636
Who?
You are now aware that this should have been the cast of the new Ghostbusters.
how jealous is Pete Holmes that his 2 best friends are on a soon to be syndicated HBO show and will get royalties for the rest of their lives while he does stand up comedy at the funny bone until he's 60
b-but they're.... MEN!
>>70873457
Check your privilege you scumbag.
What game would you like to see successfully adapted?
Pic related, it'd probably end up being a CGI-shitfest but god damn, a man can dream.
>>70873315
Why do you want that to be adapted? It was conceived and carefully written for the video game media, and takes full advantage of it. The game uses feelings the sense of wonder the player has towards the Colossi to inform the "story". An adaptation would have to fall short on those aspects. It could be a fun movie, but wouldn't really be the same thing as the sorce material and fans like you would cry it was shit.
>>70873315
>it'd probably end up being a CGI-shitfest
Well how else would do it?
A man in a suit? Stop motion?
ICO is better
Still they are both my two favoutire games
The fuel for his magic is what again?
>>70873312
By the looks of that image, spaghetti.
Greetings, traveler.
>>70873312
SEMEN
Is it a good movie?
>not watching La pianiste
It sucks.
Just watched it. Thought it was good. It was surprisingly violent in a jarring way. It was typical.
I have never seen a film make a musical performance seem so powerful.
Cast this man /tv/.
Motherfucker Birthday Snatched #1
Is there anything Steven cannot do?
>>70874277
-lose weight
-act
-tell the truth
They told me it was CGI
>>70873125
My god.... So this... This.... Is.....kino...
>>70873125
Well whaddaya know. They did use mocap obviously for the fighting stuff
>>70873125
I loved this fucking movie. Did yall see the extended edition leaks on you tube?