>tfw the latest owner in hotel hell literally shits on the floor
is it in india?
>>70880779
She just had diarrhea a couple times
>>70880804
americas india,aka west virginia
Bugs Bunny cartoons aside, what kind of TV shows does Tom Pynchon watch?
Half hour HBO comedies like VEEP, Curb, Eastbound, Mr Show.
Pynchons my fav writer for sure because my fav thing in books is goofs, gags, jokes and rambunctious behavior, and his books are full to the brim of it. Every novel is like one of those novelty snake cans, you open the book & POP you get a face fulla snakes and you fall back cackling. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whats he gonna do next, this trickster, and you pick the book back up and BZZZZZZZZZZ you get a shock and Hahahahahah you've been pranked again by the old pynchmeister, that card. "Did that Pynch?" he says, laughing...
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The Simpsons
How much more do you want from me?
MORE
How much more successful do you want me to be?
MORE SUCCESSFUL
C'MERE YOU
Go scream at someone else you stupid bitch
>>70879974
>bitch
>>70879895
Y-yes, chef?
It's so fucking hard to get my hands on this show. All the torrents suck shit, no netflix or anything, the box set's $140, and only the last 3 seasons are Bluray, the others weren't remastered.
Btw Smallville thread bc why not
>>70879745
no television show is hard to find, you're a lying shill or an idiot.
I liked Lex and his dad more than anyone else.
>>70879842
Sorry, I meant in good quality, not piss poor shit bitrate quality. I completely understand that the first seasons wont be in HD but trying to find watchable versions are a nightmare
How do we even know he died in DKR?
>>70879625
he got shot in the chest by two gigantic guns
ded
He hasn't appeared in MoS or BvS
THENSHOWMETHEBODY
Resorting to Bollywood to pay your alimony? Is this the light at the end of the tunnel? Will Fraser ever be un-JUST'd?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/brendan-fraser-replaces-ray-liotta-903015
>>70879544
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA EL JUSTO
DANNYBOYTBH JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
FORCEO MEMEO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>70879586
I'm not even forcing a meme at this point since it already is one but alright buddy
>it's a cardassian episode
>>70879511
>it's a DS9 thread on page 6 with no replies episode
>it's a garak is but a simple tailer lol episode
>he left his base-ball here? What does that mean?
>it means...he's coming back
DUN DUN DUNDUN
Hi. I'm Patrick Cox, founder of Tax Masters.
How did this fat fuck afford nation ads?
>>70879400
Is this commercialkino?
fresh new meme?
ITT: Shows with more than one season
I am in the tiny fucking minority that enjoyed this. Have not seen the second season, any god?
>>70879410
no god
no god at all.
>Adult Swim turned down making a Hellbenders series so they could make this show and more unfunny live-action bullshit
Sell me this pen
Write down your name on that napkin
What pen?
>>70879365
How often do you check your own prostate?
>"what'll it be?"
>"two beers"
>doesn't specify brand
when will this shit stop?
>>70879326
I enjoy watching people not specify what liquor they want and then getting the most bottom shelf garbage in the bar
>>70879326
go ahead and pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum
no ice, on ice
>>70879326
There is only one beer in the bar
I'd like to have a thread specifically on the topic of confused identity in There Will Be Blood. Please contribute.
Naturally, I must keep the OP short and sweet (and not say anything in the OP), so as to entice other posters. But I will advance some ideas in the immediate sequel.
Don't talk to me or my dead employees bastard in a basket ever again
>>70879290
why was HW such an ungrateful fucking child?
>>70879309
Daniel tossed him aside the moment raising him got too difficult.
What's the most normie-core movie ever made?
the avengers or transformers or any of those types of big super powers movies. no one can possibly watch that type of stuff alone and not feel completely mortified i think, i think its meant for big groups of people to get together and see
Anything /tv/ likes like Star Cucks or capeshit.
>>70879122
knocked up
mr deeds
click
Welcome to /tv/'s Who's Line It Anyway?
It's time for scenes from a hat.
Scenes from a hat.
Alright, things you can say about your favorite movie, but not your girlfriend.
It exists
'I fell asleep halfway through...'
>>70878935
She has niggers in her.