Sell me this pen

Write down your name on that napkin

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What pen?

>>70879365

How often do you check your own prostate?

>>70879417
lmao

It comes with a free blowjob

>>70879417
oy gevalt

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You want to buy this pen

I had to do this at a job interview at a grocery store, and like a broken clock, my autism worked in my favor.

>Sell me this pastry
>"Do you need any more pastries, or are you going to serve those with dinner?"
>"My whole family loves those, my little brother asks for that specific pastry every time my mother goes to the grocery store."
>"Your kids will love those, we get a dozen whenever we have something to celebrate."

Got the job and quit two weeks later because I didn't realize that working as a cashier meant talking to people.

So there's my blog post, hope you liked it.

>>70880865
I did, actually.

>>70880865
>"Do you need any more pastries, or are you going to serve those with dinner?"

I don't get this one.

>>70880865
>I didn't realize that working as a cashier meant talking to people
literally how lmao