So i'm going to see a film tonight (the nice guys) thing is, i'm going alone. Anything I should know?
I haven't been to the cinema alone in about 3 years. pls no meme answers
>>70860738
I do it all the time, what's the problem? My friends don't like my taste in films, so I have no choice.
>>70860771
get any sideways looks? Will i get spat on or something if im by myself and start laughing at the film?
>>70860738
DONT TAKE YOUR FALCON
i did last time and it was awful
>enjoying solid kino
>faggot wolf starts licking my hand
>i shout to the crowd to spread awareness
>people tell me to shut up, start crying
>call falcon to comfort me but hes playing in the aviary
>getting really angry at this point
>wolf still sucking my dick
>kick him as hard as i can
>falcon flies in and shits all over me, got the call wrong
>wolf chases falcon right out the front door
>get kicked out for waking up the manager during napkino
Was this episode the start of the decline of the Simpsons?
Yes, it feels like a much newer episode with its jokes and pacing.
What did they mean by this?
>>70860446
yes
but it's still a really good episode
Some Freddy movie when I was about 10 and my parents went out to a wedding.
Had to close my eyes at one point.
Blair Witch
Halloween
>>70860407
Was that about 3 years ago?
So I went to see this last night at the theater, and my mom met up with me. I had a feeling it wouldn't end up well because as soon as I walked into the theater, virtually everyone was overweight and wore glasses. Nerds tend to have the worst sense of humor but I wanted to see what the hype was about, especially since it has such a high rating on Rottentomatoes. So the movie begins and the fake Swedish subtitling joke gets run into the ground very quickly, yet everyone keeps laughing like it was so priceless. Then the galloping coconut bit comes on, which I will admit, was pretty funny, but even that got stale after awhile. I'm not going to explain every joke and why or why it was not funny, but to make a long story short, my mom left the theater after about 15 minutes and asked for her money back, and I sat there just waiting for it to get hilarious. Best part was the killer rabbit and the narrator getting killed, but other than those two scenes, I was just baffled by the things the people thought were so humorous. Oh, and after the movie goes to black and the organ plays for a couple minutes, literally the whole theater explodes with clapping and laughter. I swear, I have NEVER cringed so hard during a movie experience in my life. So, /tv/, have you expereinced embarrassing moments at the theater?
>people think this movie is funny!
>but i dont think its funny!
>what is wrong with me?
>>70859853
>implying the bit where the guy's running up and the guards do absolutely nothing to prevent their fate wasn't fucking hilarious
Also how had you not seen this before
>>70859853
you're mom sounds hot. post pics
Fuck you /tv/. Fuck you for giving me hope that this would be good. What a disappointing pile of garbage. Not even memes can save this movie.
Just marathoned your post. What did I think of it?
literally half of /tv/ said it sucked
the other half said it was okay
It's your own fault, fag
>>70859843
Let me guess, you liked Civil War and Star Wats right. Warcraft was a really good movie that's not the same shit over the past few years.
NWR ON SUICIDE WATCH, WILL HE FINALLY GIVE UP?
Looks mixed.
>>70859826
It's an arthouse film, not mass appeal blockbuster trash. It's common for arthouse films to receive divisive reviews.
That's exactly where I'd expect a Refn film to be.
Any explanation for why the first two Raimi films seem relatively beloved whilst the third one is regarded as shit, when they're all the same level of goofiness?
Raimi and friends had an entire movie ready to go about Sandman and the Hobgoblin, and then SONY fucked him in the ass with their demand to include Venom as well. Then Raimi said fuck everything.
>>70859491
Doesn't the third one have an extended dance sequence?
>>70859491
Because you can see the exec meddling all over 3, Raimi NEVER wanted to use Venom, the symbiote's introduction is the laziest thing ever and the retcon of Uncle Ben's killer and its "resolution" is just really bad.
I don't even care about dancing Peter anymore, it fits, but the thing that really irked me was when Curt connors said "Well I'm no scientist, Peter".
Like fuck off.
Why didn't he just use rings as Horcruxes and wear them in his fingers at all times?
>hit by one avada kadavra
>he and all his horcruxes get killed
>>70859404
that's stupid
the point is that if his body gets btfo, he could come back later because of the horrocruxes
but if his body gets btfo, whoever killed him could take the rings and destroy them in mount doom
Why don't you ask on /lit/ you disgusting anti intellectual
ITT: Scenes you love in horrible movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6eUFbOfIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLgGT18KUzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hco2WpQdVeMi kinda like it all tho
>>70859365
Wasn't this on reddit a few days ago?
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE
>>70859332
I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY
ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE
>>70859358
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR EYEEEESSSS
So what is this bitch planning to do?
She didn't fell for the religion meme like that retarded manlet who betrayed his own mother
>>70859255
Die
Wish we could see those flapjacks again
>>70859280
that's exactly the point
you've perfectly grabbed the tone of this serie
perfect comment
i rate it got/10
>hating on a lighthearted comedy just because the MCs are female
Seriously guys?
>shilling on a laotian autogyro assembly instruction manual sharing website just because no one wants to see a shit popcorn flick
Seriously goys?
but one of them is female, two are whales and the other seems to be a type of proto-human?
Have you guys heard?
>swedish
>browses reddit
>forces shitty memes
what a surprise
alimony is a hell of a drug
What's the most normie movie of all time? Pic related is the first one that pops in my head.
DUDE SEX LMAO
DUDE FRIENDSHIP LMAO
DUDE RELATIONSHIPS LMAO
Are you guys depressed about the fact that you'll never experience teen love and hanging out and partying with all your best friends?
>>70858905
Star Wars
>>70858905
characters in a lewd sex comedy from the 90's are more traditionalist that today's teens.
Reminder they were all virgins (including the chad-jock and tara reid) up until prom night.
stifler was the only non-virgin, and even he might have been making it up.
http://screenrant.com/shrek-movie-reboot-dreamworks/
SOMEBODY
ONCE TOLD ME
fucking christ
someone post the list of all shrek spin offs
REEEEEEEEEEE
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