>Wizards use dark magic to kill people
>instead of letting people defend themselves, the Ministry of Magic bans dark magic
Why thou? A lot of Harry's problems could have been solved if he Kadabra'd the shit out of his enemies. Fuck, Cedric could still be alive if he knew the killing curse.
>>70930919
i can tell your american.
Is this a thinly veiled gun control argument? Also a major plot point dealt with the corruption of the ministry baka
>>70930919
>implying cedric would be able to do jackshit against supreme dark lord Voldi.
>implying harry would have in him to properly cast abra ca dabra
How much do you think Warner Brothers spent on this? Its gotta be much more than for BvS since that only managed a spoiler sticky.
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>>70930730
It's just the usual autists spamming the new flavor of the month meme.
it's marcus spamming
confirmed yesterday when he got all his posts wiped and multiple threads like that also went down at the same time as the wipe
>>70930730
>thinking they would spend money on 4chan and not twitter or facebook marketing. Something comes around and turns into a meme, not always some company spending millions to brainwash your cartoon forum
However..
>call gold and silver pawnshop +1 (702) 385-7912
>ask for a order of battletoads and a large rare pepes
>"sure, do you have a credit card?"
>"yeah, 666 suck my dick"
>"really?"
>guy types something for a few seconds
>ask "hows chumlee doing?"
>immediatly hangs up
>kek uncontroably
edgy
that is very cool of you anon
holy shit is it 2006
>This curse that kills your opponent instantly and without any pain is forbidden. If we catch you using this spell you will spend the rest of your fucking life in our wizard prison guarded by soul-devouring monsters.
>However, the other spells, such as the ones that that immolate your target, toss them around causing broken bones and internal bleeding, make them mentally retarded or just slice them up are completely OK.
What did the ministry of magic mean by this?
>>70930637
The whole point of the unforgivable curses was that you needed to have the right emotion for your target. For spells that make fire or toss people around, you had to make fire and toss people around. For the unforgivable curses, you had to want them dead, want them to suffer, and want to dominate their mind.
Essentially the difference between manslaughter and murder.
>>70930637
Someone said that a murder is a crime against the nature, but it isn't true though. Animals murder each other every goddamn second and it's not evil or forbidden.
But then HP is for kids.
/tv/, would you go see a street sharks live action movie?
>>70930483
No, but a Galaxy Rangers movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmDckVV5vxQ
Are they going to use real sharks?
They already have one.
Anonymous 06/17/16(Fri)17:44:49 No.70930160 â–¶
>>70925804 (OP) #
Is Harry the biggest Mary Sue in all of fiction, he is literally the best at everything.
>Survived Voldemort as a baby.
>Is the boy who lived.
>Is the chosen one.
>Has the sickest wand in the shop because it "chose him"
>Finds out he's rich as fuck and buys the best broom on the market.
>Finds out he's a parceltounge and has the unique ability to speak to snakes.
>Defeats Voldemort in TPS because he has too much love in his heart.
>Is the best person at quittich ever.
>Has his name put in the goblet of fire even though he's underage.
>Wins the tri-wizards tournament.
>Gets his pick of the girls.
>Is a horcrux in himself.
>He even comes back from the dead, death is no match for him.
>Leads dumbledore's army.
>Is the best at duelling.
>Is the best at potions.
>Can see those skeleton horses unlike most people.
>Has 0 personality flaws and always has the moral highground.
>Never does anything wrong.
>All of the above aren't accomplished by training or life experience, he's just born with all these magical traits.
I wish it actually turned out Neville was the chosen one, that would have been the best twist ever and would have made Harry less of an omniscient super being, and more of a side character in his own story. Would have subverted expectations.
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>Anonymous 06/17/16(Fri)17:44:49 No.70930160 â–¶
>>>70925804 → # (OP) #
>>70930309
HOWEVER
Remove your existence from this world, my friend.
>>70909677
>>70913022
1st for Azor Jon
Farts
It was a good fight.
Just got back from pic related and really enjoyed it, just as good as the first one for me.
What did /TV/ think of it and what are some other horror films that are similar? I'm wanting more story focused horrors like these films, rather than gore/trying to make you jump constantly.
>>70930185
Was it modern day horrorkino?
As much as I enjoyed both Conjuring movies, they aren't exempt from being riddled with jump scares.
>>70930231
True, they have a fair few jump scares, just not as much as films like Sinister. I felt like that was just constant jump scares, or building up to a scare rather than having any decent plot.
Name an actor as handsome and talented as BaleYou can't
>>70930038
Ryan Gosling
>>70930038
Affleck
>>70930038
TELL ME ABOUT BALE, WHY DOES HE KILL THE WHORES
What are your essential Crowecore?
>>70930007
One of the finest actors alive. He's the man I hope to become. So confident, charismatic and articulate
Romper Stomper
PRISONER 24601
>a strong a smart astronaut played by Idris Alba finds out that the Earth is actually flat
>he gets mad so NASA tries to kill by sabotaging the mission
>He survives and decides to tell the truth but no one believes him
>meanwhile the FBI is trying to kill him
>he finally finds a white hot journalist who believes him
>they fuck and then she publishes his story at the same time as he gets killed
>the end
Would you watch?
Who is the braindead that made this image?
>>70910735
Please explain why the Earth didn't spin, Mr. Einstein
>>70910779
His starting velocity was equal to the earth's spin in the direction the earth is spinning.
The air surrounding him spun with the earth (give or take variances (wind)), meaning the most efficient way to gain altitude was to not try to counter the earth's spin.
One of the most politically incorrect reviewers around edition
>>70929961
Fucking moron you forogto two rite lettetrboxd
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>>70930000
http://rateyourmusic.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws
>>70929830
If you're gonna remake a thread someone made at least use a different subject
>>70929830
It seems we've got autism, haven't we?
>/tv/
>having a date
choose one
So we can all agree that this is the best American sitcom right?
You'd have to be high to think that.
>>70929804
HANGING OUT
>>70929824
DOWN THE STREET
>tfw can't go hella skiing
>tfw cant be content with living
>>70929799
Witnessed
Check em
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