>tfw have more moolah than a hollywood actor
feels good friends
>>70942275
it's not your money until your parents die anon
by jew standards he's like a homeless crack addict
He's also a Holocaust victim you shitlord
He's dead.
who??
SLEEP TIGHT, DEAR PRINCE.
Proof?
His injuries weren't life threatening.
Bane?
Bane?
HOWEVER
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
GET HIM OFF THE PHONE
damn them jews is funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxAz36rTOsc
>>70942129
I can crawl! I can crawl like Skyler!
Is Margot Robbie good in the movie or is she just eye candy?
Post kino
so you mean after kino?
is this like post modernism? interesting thread OP
>>70941955
You first
>In an interview with Spy, Goldman says he had long known that Seagal tends to tell grandiose tales about himself. Late in 1988, a former soldier of fortune and treasure hunter named Randy Widner invited Seagal, Goldman and another man to hunt for treasure off the coast of Barbados. At that time, Seagal had been telling Goldman that he’d been a U.S. Navy SEAL. Evidently this was one frogman who did not take well to water. As Goldman recalls, “Randy was driving [a Zodiac raft] in circles while Steven and I carried the gear out to him. The surf was unbelievable, really tough… He started screaming and panicking and was sure he was going to die and all that crap.” Goldman says Seagal had to be helped onto the vessel. “Wildner had to pull Seagal by his hair; I pushed his ass onto the boat with my shoulder.” Later that evening, Goldman says, he realized that Seagal could not read a compass or a map. (Seagal describes himself as “autistic with numbers.”) With that, Goldman says, he totally dismissed the notion that Seagal had ever been involved in any covert operations. In his letter to the Times reporter, Goldman wrote that Seagal “would surely die of starvation if he was given a compass and a map that led to a restaurant five miles away.”
Has there ever been a more legendary actor than Seagal? Despite being autistic with numbers he still managed Navy Seal.
*managed to be a Navy Seal
>>70941743
Seagal was in CIA. His story about being a Navy SEAL was a cover story to hide his mysterious CIA background.
>>70941743
Sounds like a true covert navy SEAL. He acted incompetent to throw them off the scent so his top secret past would never be investigated further.
What is the best TV Show and why is it The Sopranos?
>>70941248
fucking ralphie poster.
Sopranos has always been the number one on /tv/ (if you ignore reddit invadors).
Six Feet Under, Sopranos and The Wire have always been the meme trilogy of TV shows.
>>70941248
Because Chase actually cared about making every character feel real and not just a walking steroetype that yells gabagool
Ironically the Gabagool meme is the only thing anyone remembers anymore because it's been almost a decade since the show ended.
Remake when?
>>70941152
when you're mum shaves her legs the play the thing
>>70941152
We got a mediocre prequel a few years ago and it bombed hard so the studio won't touch The Thing for a long time.
>>70941242
it bombed because they used cgi
>nothing to do, want to watch a movie
>already watched a movie today
>afraid to see another one for the fear that it will efface the memory of the previous film from my memory
>living in a world where my memory fades
>>70940822
>Forgetting a movie
>This is a bad thing
It adds to rewatchability though.
>>70940822
>nu-Bob
Best movie by stanley kubrick?
>>70940775
Barry Lyndon.
>>70940795
came here to post this
>>70940795
I definitely wanna watch that one
Both are going in history as best actors of our generation.
>>70940601
>Goose
Nah
>>70940601
Fuck off tumblr Goose is dead for us
>>70940601
Jake will, Goose won't
JUST GIVE GRYFFINDOR THE FUCKING HOUSE CUP
>>70922914
>EL JUSTO GRYFFINDOR JAJAJAJA
>>70922914
>>70922948
Why am I laughing so hard?
>>70922914
>"The results are in Dumbledore, Hufflepuff have 230 points, Slytherin have 220 points, Gryffindor have 250 points and Ravenclaw have 370 points after one of their house created a muggle-cure for all forms of cancer and shared it with the world for free"
>"...excuse me?"
>"Yes, it was quite impressive. So glad to know that one of our students could do so much g-"
>"Did you just imply that Gryffindor didn't win the cup?"
>"...well ravenclaw.."
>"I DON'T GIVE 5 SHITS ABOUT RAVENCLAW, GRYFFINDOR HAS HARRY FUCKING POTTER. NOW RECOUNT THE POINTS AND DON'T CRAP THE BED THIS TIME"
So Johnny Depp has gone all-out JUST in the last two years or so and age has finally caught up with him.
Crispin Glover on the other hand, has been batshit crazy from the day he appeared on the scene but he still looks the fuckin same as he did back in the eighties.
Dude's 52, FFS!
Will being a loon save your life?
>>70940349
That guy looks like he's wearing a shit ton of makeup.
>>70940570
nah, he really looks like that.
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJA JUSTO JAJAJAJA DANNYBOYTBH
Here's your popcorn, sir! <3
Don't forget your pepsi!!
and your snacks, sweetie!
>>70940186
which one of you is the designated lap warmer? i paid $75 for you
WHO ARE THESE WHORES IN MY CINEMA?
T-t-t-thanks you too
>power walks off.
How many more flops can they take?
all of them
>>70940170
WB is a film studio retard
