Yes, yes. Well done Hansen, well done Hansen. HOWEVER
>tfw never made it to the beach
>>70978320
It's funny that he got off the hook and he's not a sex offender
Yes, yes. Well done Hansen, well done Hansen. WHAT? NO WAY!
DUDE DEADPAN LMAO
>>70977320
She was alright in Parks and Rec, but it seems overkill when she does it in anything else.
>>70977320
DUDE YOUR A VIRGIN LMAO
>>70977347
I don't know.
She was pretty good in her sex tape
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So, past efforts, how would you approach a Fantastic Four movie?
>>70977127
I wouldn't. The property itself isn't particularly good. They've tried 3 times now and have never made it work.
>>70977127
To be honest the first half of the new movie was pretty alright. It went to completely mediocre stuff after Miles Teller escapes the facility because the timeskip didn't allow us to watch the characters grow into their powers.
>>70977127
Give it to Marvel
Wait...
Profit like a mother fucker
What did RLM mean by this?
https://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/744205056132644864
>>70977044
stop shilling Jack. It's against the rule
>>70977044
who cares, best of the worst is fucking terrible because everyone other than mike and jay is an obnoxious cunt
>>70977177
You're wrong
Wheel of the worst > Best of the worst > ReView > Half in the bag > PreRec >PreRec streams > their films
FIRST IMDB 10/10 GOT EPISODE COMING THRU
Backlink you fucking retard
>>70973736
I'll never understand the rush to be OP, it's not like you get any privileges
Azor Jon!
LORD STARK.
The OFFICIAL /tv/ patrician opinions list. They cannot be argued against or else you expose yourself as a full pleb. Only TRUE cinematic patricians may add onto this list.
Let us begin:
- Plot is for babies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so
- Star Wars is for 5 year olds
- Stanley Kubrick is a slight step above pleb but nowhere near patrician
- Genre films are trash and are to be treated as such
- Christopher Nolan is pleb tier director; none of his work reaches film status and often time delves into flick tier
- European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema
- Women cannot truly enjoy a film properly
- Book adaptations are pleb trash fit for only the unoriginal
- Steven Spielberg is intro to pleb tier; no argument can be made against this
- Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10
- CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth
- Dialog is for babbies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so
- Naturalism is best style; everything else is commercial shit that are dated before they even leave the editing room. The first film that will be shown to patrician extraterrestrials will be from the realism school
- Remakes and sequels are cancer; no exceptions
Again, only TRUE cinephiles can add onto this list accordingly.
>>70975933
what the fuck does kino even mean
>>70975967
"I'm autistic."
>>70975933
Stale pasta is stale
The last film I watched was Sunset Blvd. Spew your garbage opinions about the film at me.
>Breaking Bad is shit and reddit
Looks like somebody just got LITERALLY blown the FUCK out
>>70975481
season 5 is reddit
los pollos hermanos is from earlier seasons
hence: not reddit
>>70975481
Who
>shorts rest above the knee
>no socks
>In the scene Luke tells Rey that the Jedi Council became "arrogant" and that they were hiding a "secret," which led to their demise. The old Jedi master takes Rey’s hand and shows her a glimpse into the past. They see two children playing near a tree on an alien planet. The boy noticed that he had greater strength and intuition when he was closer to this tree. The girl noticed that the tree also made her brother increasingly angry. One day an argument breaks out between the children, and the boy kills the girl. The boy touches the tree and is "transformed". He kills his parents and leaves the planet. Meanwhile the girl is revealed to be alive, transformed by the tree as well, using her power to start the first Jedi Order.
>The girl explains how The Force can be used for both good and evil. She tells her followers that one day she would return as either a boy or a girl, and that they should train this child. Luke tells Rey that the Jedi Order had been searching for The One (reincarnation of the original founder of the Jedi) for a millennia. When they found Anakin Skywalker and thought that he would bring balance to The Force, the Jedi were "deceived" and the Clone Wars were the result. The scene also shows Rey’s parents, and Luke is not the father. Luke tells her how she was identified as strong with The Force, and how she was supposed to begin her training, but never reached her destination for an unknown reason. In the scene Luke gives Rey a choice, and she has till sunset to make it.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/scifi_movies/star_wars/rumor-new-leaked-plot-details-for-star-wars-episode-viii-a142676
EPISODE VIII LEAK: star wars is for children
>>70975460
i hope this is true because it will be a fucking scream
>>70975460
https://youtu.be/52wByO_SFxA
thread theme
why do they have to keep raping star wars
>babylon 5 - done
>ds9 - done
>farscape - done
>sg1 - done
>sga - done
>sgu - done
>bsg - done
is scifi over? have I watched all of it? :(
>>70975146
have you watched dark matter? it's a bit cheesy but you get attached to 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 eventually.
>>70975146
fuck you op
>For when the inevitable trilogy is made
We all know there is only one man for the job...
What possesses a man to get such stupid tattoos
>>70974189
Damn DOOM has been working out
>>70974242
same thing that possessed him to do steroids and look ridiculous.
best master-at-arms edition
old >>70970831
First for the true hero of the series.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Bran x Meera purest and most holy union.
itt we post our accs and rate our long boxes
This is now Knight of Cups thread
>>70973340
what the fuck kinda title is that? a knight that really likes cups?
if he became president would he make it the united states of cup?
>>70973302
I don't like this image, was this meant to be the RYM OP?
Harry Potter General
What does /tv/ think about the Series? Good? Bad? Shit?
>>70973270
>The first one was a fantasy classic.
>The second was shit.
>The third one had the best characters and setting.
>The fourth was shit.
>The fifth one had the best political intrigue.
>The sixth one had the best direction and overall plot.
>The seventh one was shit.
>>70973527
There's 8 films tho.
>>70973565
>Seven and a Cash Grab.
Can someone explain to me the purpose of this character?
>Built up to be a tough old badass
>Escapes the Red Wedding
>Rallies remaining Tally army and takes over Castle
oh shit, it's on
>Army surrenders without a fight
>He dies off screen
For what purpose?
>>70972954
forpoo
>>70972954
He's a
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Dabid and Deebs are god fucking awful writiers.
ITT: trigger /tv/ with an image
>>70972813
>>70972851
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