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"EPISODE VIII" SCENE DETAILS


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>In the scene Luke tells Rey that the Jedi Council became "arrogant" and that they were hiding a "secret," which led to their demise. The old Jedi master takes Rey’s hand and shows her a glimpse into the past. They see two children playing near a tree on an alien planet. The boy noticed that he had greater strength and intuition when he was closer to this tree. The girl noticed that the tree also made her brother increasingly angry. One day an argument breaks out between the children, and the boy kills the girl. The boy touches the tree and is "transformed". He kills his parents and leaves the planet. Meanwhile the girl is revealed to be alive, transformed by the tree as well, using her power to start the first Jedi Order.

>The girl explains how The Force can be used for both good and evil. She tells her followers that one day she would return as either a boy or a girl, and that they should train this child. Luke tells Rey that the Jedi Order had been searching for The One (reincarnation of the original founder of the Jedi) for a millennia. When they found Anakin Skywalker and thought that he would bring balance to The Force, the Jedi were "deceived" and the Clone Wars were the result. The scene also shows Rey’s parents, and Luke is not the father. Luke tells her how she was identified as strong with The Force, and how she was supposed to begin her training, but never reached her destination for an unknown reason. In the scene Luke gives Rey a choice, and she has till sunset to make it.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/scifi_movies/star_wars/rumor-new-leaked-plot-details-for-star-wars-episode-viii-a142676
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EPISODE VIII LEAK: star wars is for children
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>>70975460
i hope this is true because it will be a fucking scream
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>>70975460
https://youtu.be/52wByO_SFxA

thread theme

why do they have to keep raping star wars
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>>70975460
>Anakin wasn't the one all along
>It was you Rey

this seems so JJ Abhrams that I can believe it.

Fuck the source material
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>the "No, YOU are my father" was right
Tippity top kek, anyone who gives EpVIII a good review is a retard.
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>>70975834
What I'm getting is that Rey is the next incarnation.

Anakin died 30 years prior, and Rey is no older than 21.
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>>70975834
>Yes yes, well done Anakin, well done; however... 51
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>>70975460

There's one major flaw to that theory though. Anakin did bring balance to the force:
>100's if not 1000's jedi vs 2 sith

Also,
>literally born out of thing air
>Can be considered incarnation of literal force
vs
>Both parents
>insanely force sensitive.
Does that make any sense?
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>>70975834
jew jew isnt directing this one

its the rian faggot
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>>70975460
Is this the tree?
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>>70975910
Yes but he's co-writing and the producer
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>>70975460
So the girl is Rey, then who is the boy? Snoke?
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>>70975930
is he really

fug
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>>70975930
Jew Jew Abrams is easily the worst thing to happen to the series. Why the fuck they gave him such an important role in the new movies is beyond me.
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>>70975952
The first Sith.

Who may very well be Snoke.
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>mfw that spoiler about Anakin being an incarnation of the One is true
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>>70975930
No he isn't.
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>>70975460
WE AVATAR: LAST AIRBENDER NOW
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Reportedly, this leads directly into this scene.

>Luke Skywalker and Rey are on Ahch-To just before nightfall as the sun sets in the background and it starts to rain. Rey is angry/hesitant towards Luke because he told her she must kill Kylo Ren, but she's come to accept this.

>As night falls, Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren arrive to destroy them. Kylo engages Rey in a lightsaber duel, wanting revenge on Rey for disgracing him. Meanwhile, Luke is attacked by the other Knights of Ren, but effortlessly defeats them with a combination of Force powers and lightsaber mastery.

>Kylo and Rey's fight advances towards a mountainside, and Rey appears to be overpowered and thrown over the side. After disposing off of the Knights of Ren, Luke advances towards Kylo, but Kylo is unprepared to face his former master and retreats.

http://dorksideoftheforce.com/2016/05/19/star-wars-episode-viii-kylo-and-knights-of-ren-vs-luke-and-rey/
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>>70975460
If Rey isn't a Skywalker, TFA is more of a hack of a movie.
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It should be a criminal act worthy of prosecution to name your messiah like figure "The One" when writing fiction.
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>>70976080
Yes he is?

When episode 7 was made a plot outline of all the events and major points that were needed for the story were made. Rian Johnson has creative freedom on how they reach those events but the plot itself is JJ Abrahms
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>>70976127
Apparently Kylo gets stranded on the island with both Luke and Rey.
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>>70975884
Still funny
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>>70975834

I've been saying that Rey would be the real Chosen one since episode VII came out. None of you wanted to hear it even though it's incredibly obvious
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>>70976018
If Snoke has been the first Sith for all this fucking time he really has been just sitting back and relaxing hasn't he?
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>Star Wars : The Legend of Rey

It's Korra all over again
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>>70976281
for all we know he could be the real puppet master, commanding sheev and plagueis and all the other sith lords over time

who knows
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Round-up of all the rumors so far.

>Rey locates Luke in Ahch-To. He tells her she's the chosen one and offers to train her.

>Kylo Ren and the Knight of Ren attack them, but Luke defeats them and Kylo escapes.

>Meanwhile, Finn and Poe are on Resistance missions together.

>Laura Dern is a high-ranking Resistance member who butts heads with Leia.

>Leia gets injured and Poe steps into her shoes as the leader.

>Kelly Marie Tran is somehow the key to all this and at one point Finn and Rey have to rescue her from a castle in a desert-like planet.

>Weird Force-worshipping aliens in Zoot suits affiliated with the First Order.

>Benicio Del Toro is a powerful member of the First Order/Knights of Ren.

>Yoda cameo.

>Anakin cameo.

>More lore-shattering revelations about the nature of the Force.

>Luke goes along for the adventure.

>A surprising plot twist.
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This entire series sucks mega cock.

I don't even know why anyone gives a fuck anymore
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>>70976419
>rescue her from a castle in a desert-like planet.

WOW I HAVENT HEARD THIS BEFORE

I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE THEY DID SOMETHING SIMILAR IN EPISODE 6
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These spoilers are bad, as is making Rey a chosen one not connected to Luke/Leia.
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>>70975460
So they are basically ripping off Avatar (The Last Airbender)? Interesting.
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If the Force actually does come form a tree I'm going to be mad as hell and I don't even care for Star Wars that much. Some full SW autist will probably suicide bomb the set of Episode IX though
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Literally
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>>70976543
>>70976543
yea looks like they are heading into midi chlororian levels of fan anger if they fuck up the force
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>>70976647
Rian Johnson said he likes the prequel trilogy and Midchlorians, though.
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If this leak is true I am seriously done with Stat Wars. Not even mad, just fucking done.
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>>70976543
If they really push the angle that masculinity = dark side and femininity = light side then Im out.
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>>70975460

IT OPENS
WITH A LIGHTSABER

TUMBLING THROUGH SPACE


THE REBELS HAVE THEIR OWN SUPERWEAPON


fuck off with your shit fanfiction
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Fantasy movie for children.

Fantasy movie for children.

Fantasy movie for children.
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>>70976806

I didn't even click to that....Jesus
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>>70976811
You know both of these were confirmed to be real, though they were scrapped during filming, right?
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>>70976865

>Children shouldn't have any sort of quality

You realize this is why we have so much shit adult entertainment, right?
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>>70976914
You aren't debating "quality", you're just getting triggered by a concept you dislike.

Fantasy movie for children.
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That doesn't make any sense.
The force SURROUNDS us all.
If that rumor were true, everyone would need to come in contact with that tree.

but then again.... those set pics.... (and that dumb comic)
I'm scared bros.
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I've barely ever followed SW, but this makes me mad.

Fans should start a GPL-licensed continuation of Legends or something.
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>>70975952
its sneeve snokes
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>>70975881
so they're basically ripping off avatar now
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>>70976914
Are you sure you're an adult? Because you're whining about not having enough entertainment.

Fucking go outside. Make a friend. Talk to a member of the opposite sex.
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>>70975914
>>70975914
>>70975914
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>>70975460
This is some terrible prequelfag fanfiction, that Disney isn't stupid enough to ever touch.

Keep dreaming prequel/EUfags
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>>70975930
Disney had the story planned out before they even started anything. JJ, Rian nor Kasdan got to truly "write" the story.
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>>70975460
So that fanfiction-tier rumour that everyone laughed at is true?
>Rey is Annakin reincarnated

Wow
Holy shit
Wow
JUST FUCK MY LORE UP
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>>70978335
Whatever you say JJ despite the fact that JJ and his co-writer made the pitch to get it approved

JJ abrhams hack writing is shown in all his works so the final product will show
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>>70978471
It's Disney's formulaic hack writing, which is why TFA feels just like another MCU movie.
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>>70978530
It felt just like The new Star Trek movies
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>>70978601
Same soulless drivel.
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>le fake rumors to garner discussion

Wont fall for it Disney shill
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>>70975834

Smells like his jewce.

Disney is happy.

Sjws be praised.

The savior of the force is a toothy female.
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>>70975460
Oh god. That's so terrible.

I've long detached the original trilogy from anything else made after. For me, that's it, that's the extent of Star Wars.
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>>70975460
JUST
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>>70975460
That's fucking atrocious.
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>>70975834
Rey will put on Vaders cloak and say "I am the Vader now" and then transform into him.
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>>70975914
Ahaha oh wow
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>>70975914
Oh fuck, it's true, all of it, the shitty writing.
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>>70976018
But brother was killed by Anakin on mortis.
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>>70978899
>toothy female

All the better to bite off your dick and chew it to pieces
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>>70975460
Anakin literally killed god. Anakin is the chosen one, even god himself said so, that is canon FACT.
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>>70975914
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ITS OVER

STAR WARS IS FINISHED
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If Rey shits on the canon and is the chosen one and not Sheevs daughter then I will ruin this movie for as many people as possible and spam the spoilers on every comment section I can find.
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>>70976127
>That faggot with the baseball bat second from left
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>>70980408
>Sheevs daughter
Granddaughter. But yeah I want her to be a Palpatine.
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>>70980408
Damn, what a badass. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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>>70980518
No amount of shame tactics will change that Mr Disney marketer. Fuck you and your packaged insult of a movie.
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>>70975887
Anakin also killed Sidious, bringing even more balance to the Farce.

These new movies are trash, ffs. Lucas has no one to blame but himself
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>>70976228
So episode VIII is Enemy mine?
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>>70975460
>When they found Anakin Skywalker and thought that he would bring balance to The Force, the Jedi were "deceived"
But that's what he did.

>before Anakin
Jedi army vs 1 Sith lord and his apprentice

>after Anakin
2 Jedi vs 1 Sith lord and his apprentice

Perfect balance
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>men are evil and women are good

This is pathetic. And all the cucks will eat it up and beg for more.
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>>70976359
I swear to god if they end up making Star Wars, Sheev and Snoke into this image it will just be boring.
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>>70976266
But Rey being the chosen one is retarded and Anakin being the chosen one is canon fact, even god said so.
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>>70975460
>EU
>Jedi are an ancient order formed by various mystics who came together to understand the Universe
>After ROTJ, the Jedi order grows

>Disney Cannon
>Force is literally Cain and Abel with muh strong womyn
>everything is centered on Mary 'Rey' Sue

You know she is a force-made clone of Anakin, right?
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>>70980733
but luke is a man and Captain Phasma is a woman
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>>70975460
It reads like a shitty fan fiction a 11 year old came up with.

Any money some other BS will be made after this trilogy saying "oh no, wait, wait, It wasn't just you Rey, someone ELSE also needs to become the Hero and restore balance to the Force! - 3 more movies to go!"

Holy flying fuck, Star Wars is dead.
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Does anyone have the image of the Chinese Dracula guy from the set leaks?
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>>70975834
>Star Wars has always been about the Skywalkers and their destiny
>NAH LET'S MAKE THIS RANDOM STRONK WYMYN THE REAL DEAL XD SO PROGRESSIVE LMAO

I'd be so pissed if this turns out to be true
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This has to be a fucking joke.

If this is not any indication of Rey being a 'Mary Sue' then what is?
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>>70980852
Anakin was the chosen one, but then he died, and now the Force is unbalanced again, and Rey is the new chosen one.
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>>70976543
Weirdly before VII came out the character bios were leaked from that book and Poes said he was force sensitive because he grey up around a tree which gives off force energy.
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>>70980960
That's not what this new script is saying though, it's saying that Anakin never was the chosen one, that they made a mistake thinking he was and he caused the Clone Wars BS. Now with Rey, they've "FINALLY" found the Chosen one. "Nah uh! Rey's the actual chosen one guys!"

It reads like a shitty underage fan fiction.
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>>70976631
Exactly, these characters ensure that this leak can't be true.
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>>70981013
Pics?

Also, after that X-Men movie bomb and his lack of screen time in 7... are we even sure Oscar Isaac can act?
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>>70976543
>>70975460
The tree thing doesn't sound so bad if it's metaphorical, like a fable or a legend. If it implies that the first Jedi and Sith literally got their powers from touching a tree though, that's kinda silly.
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>>70981053
>Disney respecting the source material
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>Anakin is chosen one, evidenced by extreme midi clorian count and the fact that he was literally concieved by midi clorians
>Surprise as anakin falls to dark side, question over whether he is chosen one
>Luke, his son, is then made to seem like he could be the chosen one instead
>in the end Anakin is revealed to be the chosen one after all, as he comes back to the light side in his final moments and stops sidious

>But actually Anakin was never the chosen one and all that about him being conceived by midi clorians is just a coincidence and the chosen one is actually rey

I don't really care about this franchise anymore but damn, what theyve done to it has the same effect as looking at gore at this point. Its shit is JUST fucked up beyond all recognition
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>>70980947
>Star Wars has always been about the Skywalkers and their destiny

that's prequel logic talking you triple nigger
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>>70981084
>If it implies that the first Jedi and Sith literally got their powers from touching a tree though, that's kinda silly.

They're trying to use Bible symbolism to appear smart.
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>>70981064
i can't find the pics but autismpedia has this:
>Dameron's parents left Rebel service to reunite with him, settle on Yavin 4 and build a house—close to which they planted a Force-sensitive tree, a gift from Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker.[1]
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Poe_Dameron
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>>70975884
I've been at work all week. What's this new memery?
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>>70981134
It literally is basically just shitting all over the Original Films: Surprise, they didn't actually mean anything!

Fuck this.
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>>70981174
>Adam and Eve, roles reversed
>Cain and Abel, genders balanced
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>>70981174
Much, much too blatant though. It also reeks of cane and abel. How do these hack writers get such big jobs like fucking star wars?
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>>70975460
This sounds like the story of Adam and Eve but with reverse roles.
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>>70976811
Even Hamill said the hand flying through space thing was real and it was cut.
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>>70981026
It only says the Jedi Order was "deceived", leading to the Clone Wars.

They might as well be talking about Palpatine conducting his ruse cruise and corrupting Anakin.
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>>70981229
>How do these hack writers get such big jobs like fucking star wars?

Nepotism and sucking Jew cock. It's all about who you know. Real talent is hard to find in Hollywood.
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>>70981174
>>70981224
>>70981235
Rey is Eve, then who is Adam?
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>>70977230
>and that dumb comic
I don't know if I want to know the answer but, what dumb comic?
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>>70981298
Who really fucking cares at this point?

As long as it sells band-aids and slurpee cups.
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>>70975460

BULLSHIT. Even Luke agrees with me on this.
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>>70981298
>then who is Adam?

Boyega. What a perfect way to shit on the Original White Couple.

They're literally cucking an entire religion.
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>>70981376
He's being pair off with the chink girl.
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>>70981271
star wars ep vlll the ruse cruise
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>>70981084
Scroll down, there is a leaked set pic of the tree itself.
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>>70981376
The original Semitic couple*
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>>70981298
Gotta be Snoke. He's the boy that "transformed". Bet you anything it'll end with Rey killing both of them at the same time.
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>>70981437
star wars epvlll the tree of the force
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>>70981134
The god of the Star Wars universe called Anakin the chosen one and asked if he wanted to take his place as the new god of the force. That is canon, nothing can change that.
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>>70981408
Not according to these leaks.
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>>70981490
Reallllllly? Nothing can?
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>>70981517
What do you mean?
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>>70981298
>then who is Adam
Driver.
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>>70975914
Oh...
Oh no...
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>>70981522
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>>70981546
The recent leaks say there's no romance between Boyega and the Japanese girl. Apparently she's the McGuffin and they need to rescue her from the First Order and the alien pimps.
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>>70975965
literally just because star trek turned out good. That was all they needed to build enough trust to put the entire SW franchise on his back
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>>70975914
It's actually kind of impressive from a purely technical point of view, but artistically it is an abomination.
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Holy Fuck is this ends in magical trees and reincarnation beings.
JUST
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>>70981652
oh holy shit, i didn't even realise that was a set. i thought they had built some ugly tree somewhere
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>>70981652
My question is why go to the point of building such an elaborate and probably expensive set, when there are thousands of hillsides that look exactly like that. All they needed to build was the fucking tree.
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>>70981643
>star trek turned out good
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>>70981754
Yeah it's a pity they have to match its appearance to the location at the end of TFA (which looked sht anyway)
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>>70981774
it has something crazy like 95% on RT. I liked it, but I didn't think it was amazing, and I didn't like into darkness, but it was a very successful reboot
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>>70981695
It looks like magic trees are canon in Disney Wars, the new comics has Luke and poes mum steal the last two twigs in the galaxy from the empire, Poes mum plant son near her home and Poe grows up force sensitive and Luke hides the other one somewhere.
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>>70975460
This is shit. A skywalker was supposed to be the chosen one, fuck this fan fiction sjw TRASH.
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>>70981820
It was successful but it wasn't good.
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>>70981851
says who?
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>>70981026
>That's not what this new script is saying though, it's saying that Anakin never was the chosen one, that they made a mistake thinking he was and he caused the Clone Wars BS. Now with Rey, they've "FINALLY" found the Chosen one. "Nah uh! Rey's the actual chosen one guys!"
>It reads like a shitty underage fan fiction.

The fact that they put these elements in the movie at all is stupid as hell. All of the shit about the chosen one and prophecies and midichlorians were called out as being some of the many reasons the whole prequel trilogy is shit. The force was better when the only explanation for it we got was a few lines from Obi Wan and Yoda about some faux mystical bullshit.
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>>70981851
>A skywalker was supposed to be the chosen one
Kek
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>>70981173
He's right though. Making Rey the Chosen one instead of Anakin shits goes against the point of the first 6 movies.
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>>70981174
>>70981235
>>70981298
But who is Lilith?
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>>70981870
>It was successful but it wasn't good.

That pretty much sums up episode VII as well, so go figure
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>>70981174
Snyder fags should love this. It's clearly 2deep5u symbolism like the penis rockets, you plebs.
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>>70981633
Source? I haven't seen those.

But either way Boyega himself said that there was no romance between Finn and Rey. And things will not go the way people expect it to go in VIII.
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>>70981896
>He's right though. Making Rey the Chosen one instead of Anakin shits goes against the point of the first 6 movies.

The first 3 movies had nothing at all to do with any kind of chosen one bullshit from the prequels.
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>>70981205
Some spic has been spamming the scene from Harry Potter in which Dumbledore has Gryffindor win the house cup over Slytherin.
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>>70981990
He did? When?

Anyway Rey will probably remain sexless throughout the trilogy.
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>>70981944
No one gives a shit about that slut. Disney will keep it simple with just Adam and Evening for the normies.
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>>70975914
> even the rocks are fake BUT AT LEAST THEY AREN'T CGI R-RIGHT
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>>70982044

Probably so but I don't think she'll be a Jedi at the end. Han's lifestyle suits her better.
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>>70980597
except EM wasn't a load of kiz
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>>70980945
> filename
stop being more entertaining than the franchise
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>>70982083
No shit, everything about this movie is fake. Even the appearance of realism is nothing but a shitty facade.

The trees in GOT look better-made.
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>>70981643
>>70975965

>JJ Abrams was Spielbergs protege
>Spielberg is Lucas' confidant and collaborator
>Kathleen Kennedy used to be Spielberg's assistant
>JJ has the same Kurosawa fetish as Lucas

It was always going to be JJ
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>>70981174
Is Zack Snyder directing this?
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>>70982240
> Imagine D&D helming SW at this point
would it be any worse
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>>70975460
So basically Rey confirmed for biggest Mary Sue of all time?
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>>70975914
That whole set holy shit this blows.
>"In recent news there seems to be a strange wall enclosing Disneyland backlot"
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>>70975460

>a 100 years old company that sells products to single soccer moms and pre-teen girls is making a movie
>the movie is for kids

I sometimes wonder if you guys are only pretending to be retards of if you guys really are mentally impaired
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>>70975460
dont fucking care
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>>70976631
Who dis
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>>70982121
"Its not going to go the way you think Its going to go"

Poe and Finn first interracial gay Star Wars couple
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>>70982121

>that fan fic "journalist" BTFO
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>>70981896
For what it's worth disney and JJ are legit ashamed of the Prequels and the only reason why they can't just pull them from circulation/redo them from scratch to fit their new canon, is that the prequels and the Clone Wars are way too profitable to be embargoed from sale
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>>70982550
Except the main reason they bought Star Wars (and Marvel) is that Disney got pissy they only owned the girls and wanted the boys and their money too.
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>>70980698
No thats only superficial balance. True balance is restored apparently when the Dark side, which is like logs blocking a stream, is removed.

Which is what anakin did at the end of episode 6.
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When did he get this scar in here
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>>70982698
Bingo.

If the prequels were a huge flop or DVD sales for it bad, they could justify declaring them non-canon and start work replacing them with a Disney brand replacement trilogy.

But the DVDs sell, prequel merch sells, and the Clone Wars was a huge big titted hit. Declaring it null and void would appease the fanboy prequel haters, but it would cost Disney money and the mouse loves money most of all.

>>70982734
To be fair, in practice this only holds true to Marvel. Disney's made zero bones about bastardizing Star Wars to turn it into another wing of their Disney Princess brand.
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haha remember when kathleen kennedy said rey is their katniss everleen
haha
star wars plebs i swear
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>>70982734

Except they haven't. Star Wars is literally by definition a princess movie now.

They add boys and action so it doesn't go full girl's-only-movie, but Rey is a clear Disney Princess.
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>>70981944
lilith is boyega if rey doesn't end up with him since the genders are reversed otherwise it's probably kylo
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>>70976543
>>70975460
The Force Tree thing is true in the new canonical comics. Part of Poe Dameron's mother's origin story.
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>>70976787
Please tell me this is false. Please
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>>70983014
Whelp...
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>>70982812
probably some cool adventures during the clone wars
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Long ago, the Galaxy lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the Empire struck back . Only the chosen one master of the force, could stop them. But when the world needed them most, they vanished. 30 years have passed when I discovered the new chosen one, a force sensitive named Rey. And although her connection with the force is great, she still has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone. But I believe Rey can save the Universe.
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>>70983014
I'm not even that invested in Star Wars but this is just painful to see.
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You guys are literal fucking retards. It's not saying Anakin WASN'T the chosen one. Simply that the chosen one is constantly reincarnated, so Rey is probably Anakin born again. She'll lose a hand in episode 8, just like luke and anakin did in their respective second episodes and it'll end in failure then in episode 9 she'll brind the balance back. Repeat for episodes 10-12.
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>Chosen One
>There's a new one every time the old one dies

So it's not the chosen one rather the one chosen?
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>>70982812

During the animated 2-D Clone Wars cartoons that were done by the same guy that drew Samurai Jack. They were pretty awesome.

And this tree stuff....holy shit that sounds bad. And making the masculine evil and the feminine good...Disney really doesn't give a fuck about the male demographic does it?
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>>70983334
>no chosen one does anything for thousands of years
>3 suddenly appear within a century and each enacts massive changes throughout the galaxy

Makes perfect sense.
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>>70983406
It's a movie about space wizards. Stop being a dick.
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>the force came from a tree
This makes even less sense than midichlorians. I honestly feel sorry for Lucas at this point, even he would think this is fucking retarded
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>implying anakin isn't the reincarnation of the tree-boy
they're both chosen ones
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>>70975914
so, midichlorians come from a tree?
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>>70983713
What if Rey is the reincarnation of the evil child and Kylo is the good one, which is why he feels such a strong pull towards the light and why Snoke made it a priority to corrupt him?
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>>70975887
I've been saying this since episode three Yoda and windu figured out as much when they were on that flying troop transport saying that they could have misread the prophecy
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>>70975914
oh god no. rian, what have you done?
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>>70983085

The non-CGI Wooden Puppet Clone Wars series had a good origin for it.
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>>70983622
>Movie has magic in therefore all logic can be thrown out the window
kay
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>>70983334

Let's hear it for the Skywalkers! The cause of and the solution to all of the galaxy's problems!
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>>70983916
Pretty much yeah.
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>>70983797

Where's Han's Solo's shoulders and arms?
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>>70983939
Hopefully the family line ends with Kylo.
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>>70983939
Yes, yes. Well done, Skywalkers. Well done, Skywalkers.

*sheev voice* how-everrrrr
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>>70983981
Where are yours?
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>>70983952
Shit taste confirmed. Literally the reason we have shit movies making hundreds of millions in profit.
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>>70981754
Probably because it's less expensive to build a set near everyone rather than it is to move everyone to a suitable location.
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>>70984069

No, that's what I hate about this shit photoshop. His left shoulder and arm should be visible on the right side of the picture.
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>>70984101
>deflecting the question
hi shoulderless-anon
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>>70976631
Is this from rebels or something I haven't got there yet
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>>70984186

And apparently these guys are just fodder for Luke. I hope they do something beforehand to establish their badassery.
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>>70984186
It's from late game Clone Wars I think.
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>>70975914
So the tree is probably going to look like the rebel logo but...what is wrong with the set? BTS photos almost always make the sets look shitty and fake.
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I wouldn't be surprised if the First Order build an even bigger Death Star at this point ("it's a galaxy destroyer that takes energy from black holes"). Lazy ass writers.
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>>70984162
>deflecting the question
>shoulderless
but how?
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>>70977378
>everything changed when the Empire attacked
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>>70984486
its okay shoulderless anon
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All it needs now is a time travel plot
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>>70984573
Yes so Rey can meet prime Luke.
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>>70984603
and fuck?
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>>70981109
Disney should respect those at least, when they got the IP they declared everything non-canon except the movies, the 3D clone wars tv show and everything that will come after. Rebels came after they bought the IP, so they should adhere to that at least.
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>>70983370
because starcucks will pay to see whatever shit disney flings at them. They are low testosterone last men
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>>70984624
Holy shit what if Rey is her own mother?
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>>70977378
Lmao. Actually yeah they are. If this is true then the power of "The One" ala matrix can be givin to whatever main characters they make down the line so they dont need to explain there high power aka asspull/ avatar ripoff
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>>70984817
What?
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>how you want your billion dollar franchise, senpai?


The worst part is this STILL won't kill Star Wars and we'll get something somehow even worse in 2030. Hopefully Yellowstone erupts before then.
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>>70983014
>midichlorians are retarded
>The force comes from a tree that binds the galaxy together
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>>70984553
>its okay
is it though?
IS IT?
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>>70983014
>>70984953

Isn't the 'Force Cave' in Empire under/part of a tree? Sounds more derivative of that rather than something new made up.
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>Disney buys Star Wars because they need something to sell to boys, and balance their princess revenue
>Make girls the main characters
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>>70984817
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>>70983014
I really hope this isn't real... First Disney remakes the entire original trilogy in one film and wastes the original trilogy cast in said reset instead of continuing the story. Now they allegedly plan on dethroning Anakin as the chosen one, explaining that the force originated from a tree, giving masculinity a bad name, and making Rey the most powerful being in the universe. If this is true, we've reached Prequel tier territory with two films. Lord have mercy...
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>>70985006
i...i think so?
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>>70975460
>she would return as either a girl or a boy
It's tree son then
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>>70982837
no it made money
it was only a "flop" for redditlettermedia
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>>70985076
Who cares? This is the planet the midi-chlorians come from. The Jedi Order comes from Je'daii order from Tython. The whole lore is fucked up.
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>>70985182
god dammit
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> bargain bin daenerys is reincarnated anakin
I dident think they could actually make it WORSE then the prequels
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>>70985170
>think so
YOU DON'T KNOW!
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>>70984817
That is just...
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>>70976631
Kek it's true.

Guess Disney is now retconning canon as didn't they confirm that Anakin was indeed the chosen one as he controled both the son and daughter? And yes the clone wars is deemed canon.
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>>70975460
You think magic trees are bad? Try understanding all the EU lore.
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>>70983767
I like this
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>>70983981
Photoshop heaven
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>>70980301
exclaimation: holy shit, the OC I made to shitpost on /b/ is still out there.
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Why are you guys mad?

The whole tree concept sounds cool.
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> Yfw youll never see ridiculous dbz Jedi in live action
It's ridiculous but it's 100x better then this garbage
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>>70983767
I want Rey to turn to the dark side as it would be an interesting and ballsy twist. Additionally, Kylo Ren could be abandoned by Snoke and then turn back to the light. But since Rey is viewed as an icon for young girls, I doubt Disney would allow it. Even if it was only a temporary thing.
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>>70978601
2009 Star Trek was legitimately good though.

The Force Awakens is a watered down Marvel capeshit flick.
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>>70985532
>DBZ
It's more NHK
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>>70985279
experienced shoulderless anon here.

its okay anon
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>>70975460

This sounds genuinely awful and all to patch a plot hole Lucas farted out during the 2 weeks he wrote the prequels.

Might as well through in a midichlorian explanation while you're at it you fucking kike hack.
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I really hope this turns out to be a bad leak because if it doesn't... damn.

What a fucking catastrophe.
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>>70985182
Nice
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>>70975460
>muh founder is female

fuck off

fucking disney kike garbage now
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>>70981820
>it has something crazy like 95% on RT. I liked it, but I didn't think it was amazing

Let me just ask you.. do you remember what it was about? At all?

Or do you just remember flashes of some lensflare filled action shouting?

JJ's movies leave nothing in my memory after a few months. I don't even have an emotional connection. It's like if Michael Bay had enough chops to make a seemingly competent movie, it just lacks any real emotional core, and it's driven by a cynicism just as strong.

JJ cloaks his content free movies in artifice and effect. Like his Super 8 movie nobody ever talks about took everything from 80s Spielberg, but forgot that what makes that enduring is that it resonated with people.

If you just copy a style and edit it to be "fast paced", people seem to forget to pay attention.
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>>70985560
Hard to say at this point they want stronk wimmins and Vader was one of the most popular villans ever who was good and evil
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>>70976865
>Fantasy movie for children.

So was this.
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>>70976865
>Fantasy movie for children.

And this.
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>>70986068

you know what?

i actually like the new star wars movies

want to know why?

they're in an alternate timeline where he can do whatever the fuck he wants without fucking up original story and plot

what this new star wars shit is doing now is completely fucking up everything thats been done in the past 60 damn years
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>>70985123

I don't get it either. The feminists of course will lap it up even though it's probably going to be a terrible plotline.
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>>70986213

i meant star TREK, not wars in the second line.
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>>70986068
>Let me just ask you.. do you remember what it was about? At all?

Do you remember anything from any movie that isn't shitposted into oblivion because of how bad it is?

Do you even remember anything from any movie post 2008 that isn't an epic post-modern meme?
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>>70986213
>they're in an alternate timeline where he can do whatever the fuck he wants without fucking up original story and plot

Y'know, fair enough to that.

I don't have a problem with them really, or the action retooling. My point is more about JJ's modus operandi.

If I put it this way; imagine if there was a core in the Star Trek reboot that wasn't just glitz and references to things. What if they tried doing something new with the characters instead of awkwardly aping what happened in the old movies in a context where it makes no sense.

To me, that would make it a genuinely successful reboot.
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>>70986347
>What if they tried doing something new with the characters

Name a movie that did this and succeeded.

Protip: you can't. It's never been done successfully, and never will be.
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Pablo Hidalgo said the guy who started these leaks is full of shit. If you believe Pablo.
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>>70986347
>>70986397

thats the hard part, anon.

there is some resemblance to the characters we all know from the original star trek in the newer ones. changing them up too much would probably produce a negative view.

regardless, im just glad theyre at least still making trek movies. i dont have high hopes for this next 'fast and furious in space', but im sure itll at least be a fun movie.
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>>70986397
>Name a movie that did this and succeeded.
>Protip: you can't. It's never been done successfully, and never will be.

The ones that get mentioned all the time; Aliens, Terminator 2, the Batman movie series do this routinely (from goofy to slapstick to grimdark), the Bond movies exist only because of this, Sherlock Holmes in countless variations, even Mad Max managed to tweak itself into a successful sequel/reboot hybrid.

This is the part where you start hand wringing and bringing out a dictionary to argue around what "successfully" means.
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>>70986610
>terminator 2 did something new

It had a few new gimmicks but Terminator 2 is structurally almost the same movie as the first

this notion that every movie in a series has to reinvent the fucking wheel is a meme made up by contrarian retards on /tv/ so they can invent artificial reasons to hate things other people enjoy
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>>70986848
>structurally almost the same movie

Thanks for introducing a point that wasn't made. It did something new with the characters. Most famously turning waitress Sarah Connor into one of few believable strong women characters (without making her a man in drag either).

It also switches the villain into a hero in a pretty clever fashion. Yes, he takes the Reese role structurally, that's not really the point here.

> this notion that every movie in a series has to reinvent the fucking wheel

I specifically cite the Bond series and you still bother posting this. Are you retarded?

It doesn't need to reinvent anything, but when you're rebooting/relaunching/resetting you need to do something new, or at least do the old thing as good or better.

My contention is that JJ doesn't have anything in the core of his movies. The Star Trek movies are filled with references and characters from the previous material but doesn't do anything with them, there's nothing in the center of a very fancy cake, and that's why it's forgettable instead of memorably awful (like the prequels).
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>>70975460
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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REYLO IS HAPPENING CONFIRMED
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>>70983014
A
FUCKING
TREE
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>>70985182
you piece of shit
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>>70975460
Sounds like a reverse of Dune. The Chosen One (and holy fuck am I ever tired of the trope) is coming a generation later instead of earlier this time though.

>"My brother is the Kwisatz Haderach," said the immensely creepy little girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8-eiBqri0U
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>>70975914
I will personally go to Disneyland and enjoy myself with everything EXCEPT Star Wars material if this shit story turns out to be true
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are theese the reshoots?
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>>70975914
>>70975460
This is shitty, but I like it
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>>70985332

remember that in the mortis arc only obi-wan and yoda knows what is going on.
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sounds so bad
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Sounds like something Damon Lindelof would come up with
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>>70975460
Retarded bullshit that doesn't follow the previews logic of the force and all that in the previous movies? Yep sounds like JJ
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>>70988517
Previous** excuse me
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>>70975914
Taking the optimist stance, the details in the OP still may be false. Someone might have seen this photo and created a fake spoiler around it.
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>>70976266
No shit, everyone saw it you fucking retard, don't pretend like you were the only one
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>>70987221
PERSON+MONKEY=AIDS=THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES.
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>>70988517
Sounds more like Lucas t b h. Remember midichlorians?
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>>70975460
>Lucas specifically said Anakin was the Chosen One and brought balance to the force by mostly wiping out both the Jedi and Sith
>LOL JK RETCON JJ WANTED A STRONK EMPOWERED WOMAN LEAD SO SHE'S ACTUALLY THE CHOSEN ONE :^)

i saw this coming but it still hurts. I'd rather her been Anakin's spirit reincarnation than the sister that the person Anakin was reincarnated from killed, cuz hurr he was so ebil
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>>70988293
>for an unknown reason

Was this the part that gave you that idea?
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>>70988761
>reshoots for a lighter tone
Anon, I...
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Who else is going to watch Collider Jedi Council next Thursday just to see if they discuss this rumor and witness John Campea dickride Disney yet again?
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>>70975884
underrated post
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>>70988658
Sounds nothing like Lucas t b h. Any cringe is from him attempting humor which was awful, yes, but half of the force awakens was pure cringe for me. Not to mention the acting was on par with Anakin. Except Hayden at least had the looks for the part. Jar Jar? Yep George is Hitler confirmed everything he does is now worse than murder Burn him alive. I regret ever complaining about the prequels being awful.
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>>70975914
>>70975460
Star Wars is dead holy fuck

>there's literally NO way these movies will be worse than the prequels

WHY DID YOU FAGGOTS JINX IT?
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>>70982601
I fucking swear if they make Poe and Fynn gay I'm spoiling this shit everywhere fuck Disney
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>>70988959
>cringe

are you fucking 12?

and Jar Jar is just the fucking normie complaint, there are a ton of more substantial problems in the prequels, like turning the force into biological DBZ power levels
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>>70982391
>ramsay bolton shows up and cuts chewies dick off
meh
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>magical tree at the center of the plot/backstory

gee where have I heard that before
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idk senpai this whole tree thing just sounds kinda familiar
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so anakain was the reincarnation of the boy or sum shit? or a red herring?
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The Dragon Reborn
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>>70981490
>god of the Star Wars universe
who?
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>>70976419
>>Weird Force-worshipping aliens in Zoot suits affiliated with the First Order.


I acually burst out laughing at this.

I will do the same in the theater if it turns out to be true.
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>>70981490
what episode was that?
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This idea sucks.
I thought they were pretty adamant about wanting to keep "the force" mysterious and not fall into the trap of explaining everything like the prequels did.
I have a feeling the fight is real, doubtful about the force tree stuff. I'm sure they can still find a way to make it suck but the force tree thing seems way too close to a midichlorians type thing.
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how many of the alleged episode 7 leaks turned out to be legitimate?
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>>70989751
did you expect people to recognise this picture, nerd?
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>>70990813
Silmarillion, duh, yes many of us do
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>>70980408
Grrrrrrr! Go forth tough guy!
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>>70975460
>>70975914
If this scene actually happens in the movie I will literally stand up in the movie theater and yell Reddit. Screencap this.
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>>70990813
i did
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>>70990943
No, because no one will get it or admit that they get it and you'll be embarrassed and awkward.
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From now on I'm going to call it Star Wars - Episode VIII: The Tree Awakens
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>i hated TFA
>but im going to excessively discuss the next movie
>it'll be good this time

4 shitty movies in a row and people are still doing the same shit they did with the prequels
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>>70991548
>TFA was bad meme

I can't wait for this to end
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>>70992115
Not that anon, but while it wasn't bad from a movie standpoint and was quite impressive in many regards, the story was absolute dogshit because they just cut up parts of A New Hope and re-pasted them together. Zero effort.
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>>70992115
TFA was fucking awful, kill yourself.
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>>70992262
>the story was absolute dogshit because they just cut up parts of A New Hope and re-pasted them together. Zero effort.

This isn't inherently a bad thing and the prequels are just as bad, if not worse, in its recycling of shit from the OT. TFA used the repetition for a thematic point, George just shoved in whatever he could because "poetry lmao"

TFA has a lot to say on its own if you can get past being triggered by an X-wing and a droid carrying a plot device. Only idiots who can't engage with a movie beyond the superficial aspects think TFA was a wholesale rip-off.
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>>70992318
>This isn't inherently a bad thing

Stopped reading there.
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>>70992341
You know god forbid after the three dogshit prequels we get a Star Wars movie that celebrates being a Star Wars movie

let's just ignore that every single franchise in the history of film always has a set formula in order to establish the movies as part of that franchise

but keep memeing my friend
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>>70975834

Oh goody, what better way to further her Mary Sue status than to make her the fucking Chosen One

Fuck these new Star Wars movies
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>>70992318
I could overlook all of the droid plot device, the main protagonist being some nobody on a desert planet no one gives two shits about, cantina bands, wise muppets, and so on if it didn't

"DUDE THIS HITLER YOUTH JUNTA HAS A DEATH STAR BUT IT'S BIGGER"

"WOAH HOW DO WE STOP IT"

"OUR TOP PEOPLE DON'T KNOW MAN, NOT EVEN THE GUYS FROM THE LAST TIME WE DID THIS"

"CALM DOWN DUDES WE CAN JUST BLOW UP THE THERMAL EXHAUST PORT SENPAI"

And then they just do the exact same thing as A New Hope, but shittier. At least Phantom Menace's pseudo Death Star bullshit tried to pretend it was something different.

I guess there's also the massive plot hole of "where did you get this lightsaber which was last seen PLUMMETING INTO THE DEPTHS OF BESPIN" and the ridiculous cop-out of "good question but now is not the time". You know they don't have an actual explanation for it because they have no idea as to where the story goes until the next people write it as they're doing now.

>>70992431
The prequels were utter shit as movies and stories but had amazing world building. TFA has shit world building and a shit story but does amazing as far as movies go.
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>>70975834
So what is her midichlorian level?
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>>70992483
>hurr durr death star 3

I will admit they probably could have done better, but the Starkiller is such an insubstantial part of the movie I don't get why you're all so fucking triggered over it. The battle to destroy starkiller is literally not even three minutes of the movie, it's just a plot device to get all the characters together. The real climax is on the ground, with Kylo Ren going all in with the dark side and his battle of wills with Rey.

>but had amazing world building.

Yeah too bad we're watching a fucking MOVIE which is about STORY and not a fucking documentary about a fictional universe

the original trilogy had next to no autistic worldbuilding (scenes for this purpose were deliberately cut from ANH because it was useless to the film) and they were still great movies.
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The saddest part is it will make 2 billions.


Fuck this faggot terra.
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