New thread, because last one died.
Earthshock edition. What are /who/'s thoughts?
What are /tv/'s thoughts on Father's Day?
previously on /who/
>>70952426
>>70993639
Sad endisope
Angeline Jolie takes her 'son' out for dinner.
Wat.
>>70993619
I want Angelina Jolie to be my mom.
I'm happy for the kid desu
her son is the bald one right?
boipucci edition
>>70990876
>>70992753
azor clegane
>>70992753
shit thread, someone make a new one
inb4 bran doll pic
Are sex scenes the worst thing to happen to cinema? I think the worst thing a movie can have is a sex scene. I just think they are completely pointless.
Like, what's the point of them? Is it to be tittilating or arousing? We know its acting and not real, if we wanted something arousing, we'd go watch porn. Is it because its relevant the two characters had sex? They can do that without a sex scene, like show them in bed together, or going into a room together.
Sex scenes are pointless, and half the time do nothing but slow the entire movie down and make it awkward viewing if you're watching it with anyone.
>>70992340
it's to pad the movie. Like a long shot or a lingering establishment shot.
I agree with you but it's a ministry opinion for sure.
>>70992340
Imagining a dick sliding in and out of her stinky pussy is so gross
Does the premise of a four hundred foot monster scare you? It scares the fuck out of me.
>>70991687
No. It's physically impossible.
>>70991687
one nuke and it's dead...
>>70991703
That's what it's a movie, and not reality.
Is there any chance of this not being an unwatchable disaster now?
>>70991661
I'm calling a 42% on RT.
39 on Metacritic.
>>70991661
>Liam Hemsworth
>giant flop
Who could've seen this coming?
>>70991661
>will not be screened for critics prior to opening day
what does that mean?
Me on the right (for real). What celebs have you met?
>>70991277
The boondock saints guys at comic con,the one that isnt in walking dead smelled nice.
Me in the middle (for real).
>>70991277
she looks disgusted by your presencedid you bang her?
Can we please just stop and seriously talk about this?
WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with critics lately? How have they gotten THIS out of touch with mainstream audiences?
I mean have we finally reached the point where we just have to do the opposite of what they recommend all the time now?
Should we always assume low rated movies are actually good and high rated ones are bad?
Someone help me make sense of this because I shit you not, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
>>70991165
>is it a Disney movie?
>no, sir
>k I'll just bash it
Armond White is the only true movie critic left.
Get a job and go see any movie you like without relying on the opinions of those who take them too seriously
>>70991165
Honestly unless you're a Blizzdrone Warcraft is completely worthless.
What 25yo adult with no link to the franchise will seriously be thrilled by such a bland movie?
Goodnight sweet prince edition.
Previous thread:>>70988422
Bastard thread:>>70990696
What did they do with it? Is it in the HBO store in New York? Is it in a dumpster in Northern Ireland? We must find it, /got/. For the good of the realm
>"In truth, the young lord commander and her king had more in common than either one would ever be willing to admit. Stannis had been a younger son living in the shadow of his elder brother, just as Jon Snow, bastard-born, had always been eclipsed by his trueborn sibling, the fallen hero men had called the Young Wolf. Both men were unbelievers by nature, mistrustful, suspicious. The only gods they truly worshiped were honor and duty."
Can't wait for the based Stark+Baratheon alliance to continue into the Winds of Winter and to see based Jon, reborn as Azor Ahai, fighting under the banners of the One True King.
>>70990876
4th for azor jon
>Used to love Ace Ventura as a kid
>Watch it now
>It's about a guy turning down/trying to arrest a QT trap GF
Wow. What a dumbass.
I watched it recently. There's way too much adult humor for kids. How did parents let them watch it, i don't know.
Was this Sean Young posing with a fake mustache or just some guy?
Ace Ventura 2 has a scene where he gets walked in on while fapping.
>He drinks a regular Coca Cola while watching a movie
Name me something better than a Coke Zero while enjoying a movie at the cinema.
>>70990319
cherry coke
Root Beer.
>>70990319
I always pee forever after a movie, even if I don't drink tons during it.
Daily reminder
>>70989861
The next Star Trek film is being directed by a guy who was in the Fast & Furious franchise.
That discredits this bait post.
>I'm smart because I'm a Trekkie
>Here's a picture of a blatant strawman
Hmm
Star Trek is cheesy schlock
Star Wars is action for the masses
I actually wish there was a Sopranos tier sci fi show.
What does /TV/ think of Inherent vice?
>>70989679
>Implying this can be anything but GOAT
kill yourself
>>70989679
Inherent Vice is for plebs who think they are patricians.
You should probably watch The nice guys since it actually is what inherent vice wanted to be
>>70989679
>Started watching, got bored, turned it off
Didn't give it 5 minutes. Was it worth it OP?
Is this the one thing all of /tv/ can agree was incredible?
>>70989622
sure, op
>>70989622
People who love LOTR are such loser faggots. I've never met an adult who was into LOTR who wasnt a basement dwelling mouth breather
>>70989812
the idea is that once norps have gotten a hold of an idea, it's ubiquitous, so there just isn't a need to point it out anymore.
you just see it as butthurt and knee-jerk anticonformism because you secretly love norp cock
vapid liberal pseud editionalso it appears we are officially /tv/'s bunker
wow is nobody up at all? did you guys all flee from this horrible place?
yes you tard
http://letterboxd.com/steakbro/
>>70989239
i'm here dude
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