Tell me /tv/, would this have been a good film?
It probably would've been a commercial flop with a confused critical reception, but would have retrospective acclaim.
>>70984900
no.
tell me has Jodorowsky ever done anything halfway decent? This includes El Topo and the Holy Mountain.
I rest my case.
>>70985126
El Topo and the Holy Mountain
One of these threads.
Template.
>>70984853
>dat Slan
WEW LAD
>>70984853
anyone got the thread before this one from earlier ?
Saw pic related yesterday night.
Got pretty pumped because of the meme intro scene, but quickly got into the actual movie and actually, unironically, enjoyed it. There is literally nothing wrong with this film, maybe its a little too dry, but thats it.
Why the need to ridicule it so much? Saw it in a row with TDK and im leaning more towards TDKR, TDK feels cartoony as fuck.
You're too young
>>70984903
for what.
>>70984934
Opinions. Fuck off
>"you can't fly jet planes if you're color blind"
why did he do this?
he was a miserable suicidal gay manlet who got cucked in love ane career by the same guy
Uh... that's true. I have a cousin who wanted to be a fighter pilot but was unable to due to his color blindness. He became an engineer instead.
Being colorblind disqualifies one from becoming a pilot.
Thoughts? I thought it was a masterpiece.
>>70984625
How does it compare to the original?
>>70984708
supposedly a shot for shot remake
>>70984708
Literally shot for shot, the cabin used in the film was made with the blueprints from the cabin in the original, and the director is the same.
I prefer the remake, personally, although our audiences aren't used to films that stray away from "Boy meets girl --> Boy gets girl after drama/action/scary/romance) so the rating was actually lower than the original.
No apologies she was cute in the flashbacks
Blanca is slightly hideous but she's pretty based and without a doubt the best Latina. Maritza is hot but she's boring, Blanca at least keeps it interesting without going into full retard territory like Maria or Daya.
imagine how smelly her vag is
>>71084112
Yassss
>I'M THE BABY! GOTTA LOVE ME!
They "had" to love him, but did they really want to?
No.
He's not even their actual baby. They found their genuine offspring but he was such an annoying shit they decided to keep the one they knew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtfEg9osNcU
>>70984423
>mfw the show ends with them dying
Best The Office (US) moment?
There is no good moment in the US version. It sucks.
>>70984376
Certainly not that scene
>>70984376
Scotts Totts was incredibly cringy before that kind of humor was a thing.
![Home Alone 2 Lost in New York.mp4_snapshot_00.42.32_[2014.07.01_03.16.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wqpgB0p.jpg "Home Alone 2 Lost in New York.mp4 snapshot 00.42.32 [2014.07.01 03.16.27]")
Mr. McCallister, here's your very own pizza.
pretty sure its 'heres your very own cheese pizza'
>>70984366
Me in the far left
a cheese pizza just for me
>You will never grow up in Mayberry. ;_;
Why even live?
>>70984250
You've made this exact same thread before
oy vey goy the 50s were terrible
just look at how white it was.
>>70984250
I'm black so I don't think I would last very long there.
Anyone else kinda enjoying this?
Tomorrow supposedly the plot finally kicks in.
me
>>70984213
I hope someone kicks in Tulip's cunt
Fug, I had never heard that they have made Preacher into a tv series. Is it any good?
The Marvel Cinematic Universe has not had a genuinely bad movie yet. Even at their worst, the movies were just mediocre.
What is this dark magic?
what the fuck do you mean they are only mediocre at their worst?
They are all mediocre.
>>70984010
they use the same exact formula, its an assembly line. That formula works for simpletons like you.
>>70984064
/thread
What's /tv/'s opinion of Jesse Ventura: Conspiracy Theory?
>>70983994
I ain't got time to read.
Humanzee episode was interesting. .
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
THERMITE PAINT
THE HAARP SYSTEM
What was his endgame?
He never got on the sex offender registry. He was in complete control of the situation. He held the cards.
To go to the beach obviously
I DECIDE WHO DOES WHAT AND WHERE THEY DO IT AT.
How bad will it be, /tv/?
You'll watch it anyway and use the experience to support the delicate psychological structure you call yourself.
Star Trek fans will hate it.
but seriously, fuck those basement dwelling asexual nerds.
BTW, not written by Orci or Kurtzman who are cancer.
>>70983564
>written by Simon Pegg
Oh hey! That's pretty cool, I--
>directed by Justlin Lin
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD
