I literally have no idea what I just watched.
This is probably the most confusing film of all time. Seriously what the fuck is this shit.
tldr women are spiders
They were the same dude. He was married, felt trapped by the women in his life (like he's in a spider web), and began fantasizing about living a double life where he has a mistress. The wife realizes he's going crazy and goes along with his delusions. He reconciles with the wife and almost goes back to normal at the end, but then decides to cheat anyways (hence him finding his wife as a hurt spider cowering in the corner).
it's about marriage and now he's trapped inside her web like a fly
THIS SUMMER
IN A WORLD
WHERE
WHERE POT SMOKING ALIENS HAVE INFILTRATED THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
So what exactly happened on Earth in the Alien universe?
Resource wars, probably.
trump got elected
shillary won
what did yall watch tonight /tv/?
http://connectcast.tv/ImperatorAquila
Watching Witch right now!
I rewatched Sicario and then watched 10 cloverfield lane. Enjoyed them both.
How about you oh pee?
money talks atm, chris tucker was one comedic negro
how come /tv/ never talk about this horror kino?
>>70992583
Cause it's a remake of a classic
>>70992583
I thought it was great. Soundtrack is nice
>>70992607
is the original any good? I really liked this one
Anyone wanna explain to me why it was necessary to have a scene with Andy Samberg writing an autograph on an actual human penis
>>70992402
>trimmed to nearly nothing
what did they mean by this?
>>70992402
could your shilling be anymore obvious
>>70992402
>circumsized
>even the good goys do it in america
haha faggots, you jews and muslims can all share cock cutting stories
anyway this movie is/did? going to bomb, it's forgettable and the narrative gets disjointed by interslicing stupid songs. either put all the songs at the end in a big concert or dont do it at all. cutting up the story like that is jarring as fuck and ruins any momentum.
Throughout all this Ghostbusters remake hullabaloo, where was the hate train for the remakes of Robocop and Total Recall?
I felt like I was the only one that was truly livid that two classic Verhoeven movies were being tainted with boorishly CGI driven imitators, and still haven't seen either out of protest.
Yet, people were okay with Total Recall (despite the charisma vacuum that is Colin Farrell) and people even LIKED the new Robocop despite it lacking any good satire (A parody of Fox News and Bill O'Reilly? Oh my god this has never been done before!) and a fun but at the same time, plausibly gritty looking future (ED-209's in Iraq lmao)
So truly, why does the new Ghostbusters get the hate? Why the backlash against reboots now?
why are you posting this exact same thread a second time
>>70992345
The 'backlash' for those reboots was discrete and came in the form of them just not doing well because nobody was interested
The difference is though that while these films were content to be quietly shitty the new ghostbusters film is being actively pushed in a manner that can only be described as aggressively retarded.
It wouldn't have been nearly as bad had they not opted to market is as a 'girl power' movie, which they did (Going so far as to take a picture of the cast and female set crew members together for some shitty social media thing)
Basically this one just made itself a larger target
Total Recall had a comfy art direction. Would watch again just for that.
Villains who did nothing wrong.
You start
>>70992255
>asks for a blood sample that could save his life
>Spider-Man refuses just because
did nothing wrong
What did you think of the Dragonball movie?
>>70992095
>ywn have a woman want to be with you in an intimate way
why do I go on?
>>70992183
Dude, just pay one of them.
I've been with 8 hookers and aside from one of the hookers the sex was and intimacy was the exact same as the one night stands I've had and close to the girlfriends I've had.
>>70992183
You can do it friendo. You won't reach your goal tomorrow but with small incremental changes over time I'm sure you'll get there. Each lilttle victory is something worth feeling good about. We're all going to make it
>CALEB, AVA IS EVIL
I was actually bummed out that a mind as brilliant as his was killed. Motherfucker could have elevated mankind.
>>70991634
well, he WAS an alcoholic.
>>70991558
yes yes well done sciense well done
HOWEVER
Why was he such an asshole to kids?
>>70991538
some people don't like kids
>>70991538
The kids were assholes to him first.
>>70991538
I'd respond the same way if an obese loudmouth runt was making fun of my life's work.
Haven't watched the movie, but I would have watched the shit out of this.
Literally who are any of those people
>>70991529
I approve, anon.
>>70991585
>doesn't recognise Laurence Fishburne
>or fucking Charlie Sheen
Its not that you're too young, you're just a legit fucking retard.
The greatest violent action movie ever made
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UoDKXozA0M4
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XHjechNzMothough this clip is actually from the sequel which, while still good, isn't as fantastic of the original.
>>70991426
Wow that was bad. Like a live action anime. And what's with the guards wearing black leather trench coats with fucking biker helmets? Did a sophomore in high school design this shit ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4w2GhkBKA
say that to my fuckin face
>YOU FOOLS, YOU'VE BEEN TRICKED
What did she mean by this?
legitimately some of the worst acting I have ever seen
>YOU GOYS, YOU'VE BEEN KEKED
What did she mean by this?
who is this semen fritatta?
Which one is the best and why is it Borat?
>>70991213
Ali G>Borat>>>>>>>>>>/tv/>>>>>>>Bruno
Movie? Borat. Tv show segment? Bruno.
>>70991244
neesh neesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazrAzBP_0I
