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>tfw you're black and you watch a scene with your family where they talk about racism against blacks
Literally worse than watching sex scenes with them. At least we just joke and laugh about it if it's a sex scene, but we just stare at each other when something offensive is said about black people.
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>>70997835
>Black
>Family
Come on anon, be honest
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>>70997835
Fucking niggers. You monkeys always find a way to complain about how hard whitey makes your life. Man the fuck the movie isn't keeping you down. Get your greasy ass off welfare and get a job.
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>>70997835
Sorry, man.

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>complains about Hollywood's creative bankruptcy
>steals every original film Hollywood makes so that those films never make a dime so they can produce more original films.

Why do you kill what you claim to love, /tv/?
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>>70997782
i buy the good ones; after i know they are good enough to buy
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>>70997782

Because it's easy and everyone's doing it.
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>>70997782
I wouldn't watch the movies anyway.

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Why does Tom Cruise get shit for being short when he's average height (5'7) ?
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>this thread again

Tom doesn't care anymore.
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I'm pretty sure he only gets shit on for being crazy when he's not in movies, and not being able to run that well
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because /fit/ made a meme about manlets and that's anyone that's shorter then 6'8'' at this time I think, use to be 5'1''

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why was legolas such an insufferable cunt
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>>70997765
The real question should be why was legolas in the hobbit movies
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Was he CGI in this scene? He looked fucking weird
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I was confused for a long time because of his eyes

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ITT: Movies that had great impact on your mindset.
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>>70997703
Lol that movie was cringe as fuck
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>>70997703

Where do they get all the bullets?
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>>70997487
Right now the US makes more bullets than every ten schlubs make sperm. Shut up if you insist on being this retarded.
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>>70997629
Just how low is your is buddy?
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>>70997487

Handpressing bullets is easy, those shlubs in Falling Skies did it

>The actress was enjoying a glass of wine in first class when she started to cry and talk about fears regarding an unidentified man. "He burns my private parts. He won't let me eat or drink," she reportedly stated. "He beats me. He's going to kill me."

WTF

http://www.eonline.com/news/774345/selma-blair-taken-to-hospital-after-being-removed-from-plane-following-reported-outburst
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>Jewess with no tits or ass, goes insane

Oh, this is news?
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Mental conditioning programs most actresses are subjected to. It's mind break stuff.
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>you will never find selma tied to a stretcher in a darkened empty room and play with her pusy and kiss her prety mouth

Are these the three most disliked popular actresses working today? I always find myself defending them in conversations with normies, no one seems to like them or see the appeal. I think they're all good performers, and they've starred in movies I love, and continue to work on cool projects with creators I respect.

What's your opinion on these three? Would you add anyone to the popular opinion shitlist? Is there an equivalent male trio?
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>>70997477

The actresses are Kirsten Dunst, Keira Knightley and Anne Hathaway by the way.
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they are all so sexy they make me horny i dont know why people dont like them probably jealousy also katherine heigl is hated more than all three of them for no reason she is also really sexy too
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>>70997758

I kind of get the Katherine Heigl thing. She's not THAT talented, she bit the hand that fed her, and she stars in nothing but chick flicks.

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Do you think Katie Holmes can orgasm just from having her gigantic belly button sucked?
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impossible
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>working in hollywood with a fucking outie

why, go work in construction or something else.
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>>70997158
That's not a belly button, that's a massive extra clit.

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Game of Thrones S06E09 720p HDTV x265 HEVC is leaked.
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>>70996926
Nice screen of the preview
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ITS REALLLL11!!!!!

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>>70996838

How do I become Goose-mode?
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>>70996838
......................................... I drive
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>>70996864
work out

Can we get a failed /tv/ memes thread going?

>nevermind
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>tfw the only meme you created OC for died
why did nevermind fail /tv/?
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>>70996682

I was hoping this one would of taken off. Oh well guess I'll just keep spamming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6eUFbOfIU
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>>70996710
it was forced too hard too quickly, to the point where it was being borderline spammed

everyone got sick of it including the mods and they started deleting the threads

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Is this the most complex joke on The Simpsons?

I can't think of any other ones that required me to rewatch an episode multiple times to understand the joke.
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Agreed
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>>70996533
you think a comma is complex? jesus christ i hate this country some times
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>>70996533
How is this complex? One side is telling Bart to kill, and the other side wants Bart to be killed. It's so fucking easy to understand.

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This movie made me feel on every level and I usually don't get emotional. Anyone else felt the same way?
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>>70996062
Yes it's fantastic and proves you don't need flashy effects, dumb quips, and lots of drams to go make a film great. All you need is good characters, a nice setting, and a great story.
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if you close eyes, lay down (no need to sit for that) and just are with your mind do you not have enough of inner world to explore and amaze yourself with? If you explored what is there instead of trying to do stupid techniques that so called teachers give you would maybe have rougher ride but eventually you would end up genuinely enlightened, know things like your senses, know how to think!, solve issues within mind, experience pure ecstasy of God, etc. You can explore yourself 24/7, even getting enlightened dreaming. You get enlightened not by doing anything but because you you just become enlightened, just like that, it doesn't need any technique, any time to become true. Why you forbid yourself from becoming enlightened is YOUR THING, those are YOUR REASONS. Only you know then and only you can solve them and become actually SANE (and independent) person.

This writing was 'teaching' and is disguising to me. I should not need to write such obvious things. And even more disguising is that world dharma/spiritual teachers are not even on the level to know these things. They are bunch of idiots. And you want to trust them, make them tell you how you should use your mind? That is disguising, that is pure insanity.
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>>70996062>>70996443

Of course you can get tips from others but best way to advance is challenge every single one of these tips by improving them. Imho methods used by all traditions are garbage. Buddhist schools do not understand Buddha message one bit. Everyone is stupid including myself and should not be trusted with how to use mind. I do not trust myself with my mind, nor even God. It just is as it is and that is why I am a Buddha and all you knowers are idiots. Yet paradoxically I am the only one who know anything about mind and how it works and how to use it. Of course I won't tell you how. I will tell you: get to know it yourself, it is amazing adventure. You do not need teachers for that. The more alone you are with yourself the more real you become to yourself. So say goodbye to your teachers including yourself and start doing proper meditation. Until you do that you won't have neither my nor even your own self respect.

You might say: they helped me. I might go insane without them.
So what? Get insane. If that is what you want then just do it!
There is too much people saying others how to live. And I am one of them, which is disguising. At least I am Dharma genius unlike other clowns.

I say this with full knowledge you will ignore me completely. I know exactly how you feel and where your minds perspective come from, how you feel and think. I am that insane that I go into other people's minds, violate them. I violate my own mind and even that of God. Why? Because I can and why not? Do it to your teachers and you will leave him in an instant. Do that to yourself and you get instant enlightenment. The mind that does it to itself is like nuclear reaction of super massive star, it synthesize things until it collapses and forms black hole which from its own perspective last no time and find itself in another universe after big rip as it itself being whole universe just right after big bang of itself.

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Why were the vampires in Blade movies so weak? And it gets worse as the sequels go by.

In the first movie they obviously had superhuman strength and stamina, but got killed by very well equipped and martial arts expert Blade.

Second movie they were Nomak's bitches or getting blown up by UV grenades.

I'm watching the third movie right now, and Whistler's wife's daughter, who is a human, is just using her mad kung-fu skills and kicking them to death.

What went wrong? Btw this movie is bad.
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>>70995846
literally me the character
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third movie was supposed to be a launching pad for reynolds/biel to do their own movies and get rid of blade
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Whatever happened to Wesley snipes

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