I've noticed something. The more I watch Marvel movies, the worse they get. The plot is generic and predictable, the pacing is horrible, characters have no development or real motivations.
Meanwhile DC movies keep getting better. I appreciate the cinematography, the perfect pacing, how the characters change through the movie and how great the villains are.
>>71198145
Great taste.
The MCU is such a profitable, wasteland of nothingness. I had to endure watching the first Avengers movie last week, and everything about it screams "TV movie" apart from the very expensive CGI. The bland point and shoot style, the flat colors, the minute by minute one liners from every fucking character. It wasn't awful, beautiful, exciting, eye roll worthy, or any worthwhile descriptor I can think of. The one I can think of is bland. The Avengers was so goddamn bland.
Joss Whedon's ode to monotonous triviality cost $220 million according to Boxofficemojo, not including the huge fucking advertising budget. That money could've been split up between a variety of veteran auteurs and skilled newcomers, making a wide range of movies in every genre.
Instead we were given the advent of capeshit by a piece of uninteresting human trash who's history of TV directing was exactly that, and who's history of actual comic writing was a disaster every time.
>>71198145
I loved Batman v Superman, and look forward to what is coming, but sadly it's far too early to tell if it will be good overall.
Marvel is odd, in that the 'big' movies play it safe, and are only good for mindless, brain-off, entertainment. Which is fine. Not everything has to be [Insert Intellectual and Artistic film.
However, Guardians was basically all the fun of Star Wars again. Ant-Man was fun and interesting. I still rate Winter Soldier highly. I actually enjoyed Dark World. And the Netflix shows are great.
Marvel is, well, a marvel due to just how big it's getting and the intent to bring it all together in some form in Infinity War. If you watch EVERYTHING, the entire MCU, it will take you over 5 full days of constant watching. That's fucking impressive for a shared setting. I love that about it alone.
We should consider the maifa/mob a Fantasy setting like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Princes Bride, the Wizard of Oz. It's exactly as fantastic and unbelievable as any of those classics.
no
are you retarded
>>71198002
if movies were believable they'd be boring as hell
and Im not talking about big explosions and shit
>>71198002
Are you part of the Italian Anti-Defamation League or something?
>DERE'S NO SUCH TING AS DA MAWFIA, IMA LEGITAMAT BIZNESS MAN
Is it good or naw?
I watched it. It's not good.
They should have gone the supernatural route rather than him just dealing with random lame criminals.
I'm like 7 episodes in. I wouldn't recommend it desu. It's getting really bad and Lucifer is a cuck that follows around some married cop chick.
>>71198138
>desu
can't take your opinion seriously sorry,
So are you guys excited for this?
>Fuller is showrunner
>Peter Stormare
>Ian McShane
>Gillian Anderson
>Crispin Glover
>Orlando Jones
>Emily Browningfu
>100 guy was pretty good and is perfect Shadow
My only complaint is Brendan Gleeson would've been a better Mad Sweeney.
Gaiman is a FUCKING hack
>>71197804
Cast is good. Too bad showrunner is an SJW
>>71197902
So what? All his shows are good.
She mostly ate at night, mostly.
Quality posting skills you've got there, anon. Well done.
So what? She's not in the business anymore.
Why does she keep choosing such shitty roles, can't she do any better?
>>71197736
this is shooped
>fake krager thread
Sorry but I can't approve this.
>inb4 damage control
>>71197736
Disgusted_Mexican.jpg
This...thing.
>>71197476
Would you record an 1080 HD sex tape with Leslie Jones if you got a blank check to fund any movie or television series you wanted to produce?
Has to be at least 15 minutes and you have to kiss her on the mouth and go down on her.
I would do it to get my pilot produced.
>>71197476
Seen her in Daddy Knows Best.
She's tall af.
>>71197476
Disgusting, she's so shiny.
easily the worse out of the series
>>71197462
LMAO no
That's Order of the Phoenix, how that is possible, considering it was the best book, is unfathomable to me, but OOTP is the worst movie yet best book of the series.
>>71197506
Wew lad
They were all pretty bad except the first one and second one. First one being the best.
Name a part of your body that you wish was bigger
>PENIS, HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71197373
My butthole!
Name a group on /tv/ that's responsible for shitposting
Recommend me some Squatchkino /tv/
The Pick of Destiny
>>71197244
Patterson-Gimlin film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NFtVTX4AI
>perhaps he dimly wonders why
>is there no other such as I?
>to touch, to love before I die
>to listen to my lonely cry
I was thinking of seeing this tonight. What's the verdict from you fine folks?
>>71197025
It's a fantastic slow melancholic drama/thriller. I hope you haven't seen the trailer, because it shows every scene in the movie.
Just came backfrom the cinema, really good first impression.
Music and visuals were really fitting, I didn't get all the symbolism and allegories but I enjoyed it regardless.
Bonus point is that every single scene includes a hot girl.
I'm not surprised by the negative reviews because it's a movie which polarises opinions, either you love it or you hate it and consider it a cheap piece of trash.
>>71197331
There's nothing subtle about it. So much foreshadowing and spoonfeeding so even dumb-ass Americans will also get it.
What? No way!
You know I have the transcript.
>>71196987
You know what?
Would you let Mike teach you Intro to Film Theory at your college?
I want to cuddle with jess while making fun of episode 2
>>71196866
>he will never call you susan
my college only has schools of technology, science and business/econ.
where would he fit in?
Shilling aside, /t/. What's your opinion on him?
His character annoys me, desu. The constant studdering and "hmm"s were just irritating. I expected a more stern, yet sarcastic Lex. Lex is supposed to be intimidating. There's nothing intimidating about Eisenberg's Luthor.
And I hate when people on Facebook or IG defend this by saying "This is just the beginning of Luthor's path!!!!" "He'll be the Lex we all know!!!" Do they not understand that Jesse Eisenberg as an actor CAN'T be intimidating? His voice. His looks. Nothing.
And that DING DING scene made me cringe. Literal miscast.
Also, the whole "That's the real Lex Luthor's son!" is pure damage control.
>>71196662
Sorry, I meant /tv/. I didn't proofread.
>>71196662
spacey isn't intimidating. just based as fuck
>>71196735
Atleast he cpuld threaten supes
What film features the highest amount of women talking in sexual innuendos?
bumparoo
bumpercars
>>71196629
>the glass placement makes it look like pubic hair
that's Art
