Who's more evil, Freddy or Jason?
>>71203738
Jason just wanted to kill
Freddy would torture the fuck outta you
>>71203738
Watching this now desu
>>71203894
This
Jason is just a mindless killer while Freddy fucking enjoys it
>Go into a electronic store
>TVs are playing avatar
>>71203430
Yes, yes. Well done, O—well done, OP. HOWEVER.
>They're playing TFA
>>71203566
Nice
>WHY DONT YOU JUST FREEZE HIM?!
Why didn't they just freeze him?
Bonus
>inb4 "bonus situation" graphic
>>71203369
>if they just followed the quarantine code the movie never would've happened
What are some other movies where one stupid mistake caused the entire plot?
is MASH still worth watching
>>71202984
yes
>>71203000
is it too old should i watch it with the laugh track
>>71202984
It sucked in the 1970's, still sucks now.
when?
>>71202917
He'd fit better for a Bioshock 1 film.
Seeing how he loves deconstruction and that one has more Atlas Shrugged elements deconstructed it'd be a good one.
>>71202917
not before a Snyder God of War
Is he the worst professional movie reviewer ever?
>>71202764
including robert and ebert?
no.
If you get into an elevator with him, for God's sake you'd better be going down.
>>71202764
An opinion of someone so fucking fat and ugly is useless for me.
Why has no capeshit released in the last decade been as good as the Raimi Spider-Man movies?
>What is Nolan's Batman trilogy
>What is Batman Vs Superman
>What is Winter Soldier and Civil War
>What is X-Men: Days of Future PastCheck em
>>71202788
Oh shit.
>>71202677
overrated as fuck
>1 is meh
>2 is just decent, not spectacular or amazing
>3 was mediocre
my dick
>>71202320
McReynolds and Roper and to a lesser extent Nesbit were assholes. RawDawg was retarded but at least he was a fuckin' ballplayer.
>>71202320
Im gay and what is this
>>71202440
Richard Linklater Kinoma.
Find a flaw.
>>71201982
The original Drill Sergeant was the flaw, luckily that guy was in there. Like Dr. Strangelove a single great actor saved the flawed concept.
If only other Kubrick movies could be saved by such great improve instead of being painstakingly made to be pretentious bullcrap.
This was one of the few movies not saved by an amazing soundtrack...
anyways, what else you got? Want to talk about "2001 being the best sci-fi ever hand down omg dude."
>>71201982
NO FEMALE ROLE MODELS
He didn't send Pyle home when it was abundantly clear that he was not fit for duty both mentally and physically.
>over $150 million budget not including marketing
I could care less.
>>71201858
I'm calling $20
>>71201889
You could? How much less? You stupid cunt!
>>71196429
Azor Jon
>>71201781
All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
>>71201781
Based Jon's father thread, thank you OP.
Why didn't Pizza make True Detective 3? I would have watched it.
Frank Semyon is beast.
>>71201463
>I would have watched it.
That's the kind of thinking that makes shit like BvS or Ultimate-Spiderman
>>71203015
kek
Ah... So you want that know how I, the Memecredible Deadpool, would react to Batman V Superman, the best worst superhero movie of 2016? Well, you can get it right here, straight from the horse's mouth. See it? It's riiiight in there. That's it; closer, closer... too close, dumbass. You know they say to never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Ahem. Shall we begin
We are anonymous we do not forgive,we do not forget stand as one or leave
>During the opening scene, where Martha Wayne’s necklace snaps in slow-mo
Hey look! That lady's necklace is doing what my body did in my movie's opening credits scene! Look here, momma: it's only sexy when it's done for a meaningful purpose, like making gratuitous ass grabs towards culturally informed money monkeys.
>The bathtub scene with Lois and Clark
They even make doing ‘it’ look somber and serious! I didn’t think that was (super)humanly possible until now.
Stop by my side of the cinema if you want to know how super-powered assholes really get it done. You’ll be doing yourself a favor over this sob story.
>During the scene teasing the other members of the Justice League (i.e. Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg)
Ya know, I can't help but feel that this montage is forgetting someone special. Green suit, energy ring, flies around outer space wrecking up shit? Ring a bell? No?
>During Superman’s congressional hearing, where Lex leaves “Granny’s peach tea” on Senator Finch’s desk
This ‘Lex’ guy is my cup of tea; just not, uh, that, cup of ‘tea’. You sick fuck—you even included an explosion at the end! Did someone sneak a peek at my birthday wish list?
>The whole “Martha” scene
Ah, the wondrous miracle that is the human language. I wish this kinda shit was how problems were actually resolved in the real world, because I’m pretty sure those kinds of things only happens in fairy tales, and only the ones whose intended audiences aren't allowed to go to the restroom unless their dada escorts them to the toilet by hand.
Heck; I used my words, and it turned me into a superhuman prune that spent the better half of his film chasing an asexual wombat named Francis. Not the best way to go down.
Don’t believe everything you see in movies, kids, and sure as hell don't think a few words will stop a weapon-toting, psychopathic vigilante out for vengeance from going full gang rape on you. I would know.”
That one combat scene where Batman takes down Martha Kent’s captives: “Oh, jeez... I could totally fap to this shit; am, was, will, done. AW, fuck—did he just mash a guy through a crate? Now that’s the stuff!
Though I should point out this “Batman” guy could learn a thing or two about being more conservative with his bullets. Those things do not grow on trees.
>Superman being the one to carry the Kryptonite spear to finish off Doomsday
Oh sure, make the guy who has a weakness to the green rock be the one to shove its spear up the rock troll’s ass. Because that makes total sense.”
When a dead Superman is very clearly revealed to NOT be dead: “Not this shit again. The only thing I hate more than comic book superheroes dying and coming back to life is my main man Francis, and I think we all know just how much I love him.
That’s why I gave up on dying a few months ago, ya ding dongs! It’s the easy way out, and it avoids those peskily overpriced funeral expenses. You should really try it some time.
What is the best film Pixar has made and why is it Ratatouille?
The climax with the critic gives me goosebumps.
Toy story /thread
>>71200440
I had that same feeling.
ITT: movies you couldn't bring yourself to finish
pic related, as well as:
Chinatown 1974
Blade Runner 1982
Godfather 1972
>>71200148
Ironically nothing made before 2001, huh pleb.
>>71200148
Get off my board, faggot.
>>71200241
but those movies are legit boring as fuck with terrible pacing - why they're rated so high?
