DHMIS
>Whoaoahohahaha CHECK out this dudezzz
>my mom took the 18 plus blocker off my interheckin webs so i can watch whatever I darn tootin want... better get the CrAAaAAaAAAAziiiiIIiiiEst thing I can find, she'd freeeaakakka!!
>DHMIS? Hey I've heard about this on le reddit xDDDD!!!
>They're liek le puppets... WHAAAAT????/
>BUT *hits blunt of awesomeness*
>CRAZZZZY WHACKY...
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What did he mean by this?
>>71271417
It's so weird, you put this much effort into a shitpost but you failed so miserably.
I'm partially inclined to believe you actually talk like this, or know someone who does.
I just watched Little Nicky for the first time in ten years. Ask me anything.
>>71271380
wanna get a gelato?
I used to love that movie.
Did the Popeyes shilling make you feel like fried chicken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scrfb7ec3qY
Come with me and you will see, a late night freakshow jubilee
>random edit of Dave Attell taking a shot or finishing a beer
>Hey! Let's go see what these graveyard shift motherfuckers are up to.
I miss this show. The YouTube uploads just don't cut it.
>DVDs are just best of
>Tough Crowd gets nothing
I wish Comedy Central would drop dead
>>71271254
Remember that time Dave Attell lost $500K of his own money producing Dave's Old Porn?
So, how's that script coming along?
>>71271198
I'm working with another anon to develop a city-porn action movie.
Sent him some of my old scripts to peruse, still waiting for a response.
all work
>>71271198
Real cinems doesnt have scripts
Just left the theater, why was this made?
>>71271083
Money.
>>71271098
/thread
>>71271098
Chink money
ITT: Movies that are objectively the best of the franchise.
Crazy that there are people out there who actually believe that. I'm not even angry, it just really puts things in perspective.
>>71271071
Opposite thread? Opposite thread.
Lord of the Rings was horrible, but man, did Peter Jackson redeem himself with the Hobbit movies, CGI was phenomenal too.
>>71271134
>>71271142
Smells like denial if you ask me.
"HEY" why don't you guys just freeze him"?
What did he mean by this?
>>71271027
He was the smartest on the fucking team, everyone else was just "durr hurr let's not do shit about this potential health hazard, we'll even let him eat with us, who gives a fuck if we're infected by alien flu"
Before we freeze him, I would like to discuss something...
>>71271094
This what the fuck? How is this movie considered that good.
I would have freaked the fuck out at Ash even letting him in with an alien species, which could potentially kill everyone with some new disease
>be ugly as fuck
>cast a hot babe as your supposedly real wife
what the fuck Larry
>>71270980
this is a comedian staple.
>>71270980
>be a fucking gazillionare
>literally fuck any woman you desire regardless of looks
>>71271101
also LD's wife is actually attractive still but especial when she was younger.
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
>>71270894
Mustard? I'm ketchup motherfucker.
>>71270894
Nice helmet faggot. Did your boyfriend make it for you?
>they actually put this meme in the movie
wew lad
Post your favorite masked serial killer.
You already did.
Why do they move so fucking much when they talk? It's so infuriating watching this show, people can't just stand still and speak to each other, it's every line taking a slow, methodical step forward or around whoever they are conversing with.
Does anyone else notice this BS?
it's called "taking care of business"
da na na na an taking care of business
George Lucas understands how to use this concept well as he demonstrated in Star Wars 1-3
now this is autism
Jesus Christ, I'm never going to see a horror movie at the theatres again.
So I just got back from seeing the Conjuring 2 with my girlfriend.
Note: I'm a black anon and I live in a predominantly black city. I thought the first Conjuring movie was pretty nice, so of course I was interested in this one. So I got tickets for me and my girl and we got into the room. The first thing I noticed was a lot of black people. I completely forgot the black people here fuck horror movies. We got our seats, and then we sat though the commercials and shit. Before the movie...
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I forget what movie it was, but I live in Flint, and my theater has a similar high density of black people, and there was a time where there was literally two entire rows of people across the back and in the front who just started talking to each other full volume across the theater because they knew each other, which descended into just a mob of people socializing and not even watching the movie to any degree. I just left and went into another theater and watched a different movie.
>>71270692
I've also witnessed old black people smuggle in entire meals of barbecue food wrapped in tinfoil into a theater before and rustle that shit around the whole movie.
>>71270584
My receipt.
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
>>71270580
Why's Adam Sesler so mad?
This line was actually written the day of shooting like most of the script
really makes you think
>>71270616
Because nobody likes gone home
Just so we can all agree:
>Patrician
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
>Pretty good
Casino Royale
Licence to Kill
Goldfinger
The Spy Who Loved Me
The Living Daylights
Thunderball
GoldenEye
Tomorrow Never Dies
>Good
Dr. No
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
For Your Eyes Only
The World is not Enough
Skyfall
>Meh
Spectre
Live and Let Die
The Man...
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find a way to fuck off
>>71270506
The main reasons people still discuss Bond so much is because there is no "agreement" or "consensus." Aside from the first three Connery films which almost everyone likes, there is no film the franchise that isn't hotly debated.
IMO the best ones are You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Licence to Kill.
>>71270506
any Brosnan above Dr. No
wew lad
>This is what passes for political satire these days
>>71270490
you seem upset
when is this fuck gonna just go full blast 2008 colbert again
>>71270490
>I can't prove him wrong so I will just shit post.