>who wants to see me take off snively's trousers
Why was he such a cunt?
>>71277232
>asshole gets he girl
everytime
Because its for children
Wow he got pretty a nice physical condition for someone whos been in a come for 20 years. Neo could barely see or move when he got out of the Matrix
Just got back from thiswith the gfand it was shit.
>>71277039
>been in a come
>>71277039
this guy lived? too bad the guy on the left is dead irl
About to watch this, what should I expect?
I dont know, watch it first and then come back to tell us what you thought
a surprisingly good movie
Pretty solid movie
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE
SMALLVILLE THREAD
-What was the best season?
-What was the worst season?
-Best/Worst Episode?
-Worst Actor?
-Chloe or Lana?
which episode was the one where a chick drinks a smoothie and explodes/dissapears?
My mum saw that episode and never shuts up about it
Season 4 is absolute worst season
Best episode is the one where they all get drunk on magic
Worst actor was the guy who played doomsday
Alicia
What did Snyder mean by this?
kinofast
>>71276617
the batman cereal is bitter and tryhard
the supes cereal is sweet and unassuming
>>71276617
Subway has a Batman Shit Sandwich and a Superman Shit Sandwich. They both taste the same. Shit taste.
So I just saw this for the first time since they put it on Netflix. I'm a huge fan of the first one and had seen the second, so thought I'd give it a look.
Holy shit it is pretty fucking bad, almost as bad as 2. The writing is atrocious. In the first movie, the raptors are pretty smart, but in this one they have their own damn language. It's taken too far.
I did like some of the scenes/set pieces though. The pterodactyl scene was pretty cool and the spinosaurus scene at the end wasn't bad either.
Thoughts?
Better than Jurassic World.
It's a slasher flick with dinosaurs. 7.5/10 would watch over Jurassic Park 4.
I didn't like this movie because of what they did to the t-rex
Who is the best person to play him in a biopic?
>>71276531
Nickelback
>>71276531
His daughter's boyfriend
They look exactly alike
Himself, obviously....
Anybody notice that /tv/ is even more shit now that cunny posting slowed down?
>>71276519
I thought cunny posting was bad, and then came the cuck posting.
>>71276519
So what you're saying is that if the rate of cunnyposting picks back up /tv/ will be better?
Cunny posting has no impact on /tv/ at all, quit being retarded
Just got back from a midnight showing of this old classic.
You know what really fascinates me about this? The amount of effort they put into a joke, especially a running one.
Take the policeman gag, with everybody getting arrested at the end. At the beginning, you think the historian getting his throat sliced open is gonna be a one-off thing, but it ends up becoming a primary gag, every scene the knights are in you get a pair of policemen not long afterwards investigating the trail of carnage they've left behind them.
Furthermore it was kinda crazy how they maintained the continuity of jokes throughout the film. For example, the African/European Swallow gag. They foreshadowed that shit way back in the very first scene, when they were arguing over the origin of the coconut (btw some fag brought in actual coconut shells and clopped them when they came on screen). They kept that shit running and consistent throughout the entire movie, when you see Bedevere tying a coconut to a swallow, some assorted ramblings throughout about swallows and Africa/Europe, and that last bit with the old man and the questions.
Anyway, what did you all think of this movie?
>inb4 reddit
it was good and makes me want to listen to the Goon Show as I browse this shit board
Why is it always, ALWAYS the same shit? It's always one of the movies or just the black knight scene, you'll cowards probably never even heard a Python record or capable of naming a single Circus episode.
Ptooey.
>>71276904
It sells, man. It just happened to be playing at the theater I work at so I went in and watched.
I probably should look at more Python though. What would you recommend, good sir knight?
Is she going full Evil Corp next season?
>>71276232
only if she puts her pouty lips around some BALLS.
What's her motivation anyway?
>>71276232
dude amanda seyfried got real fucking ugly
>The incompetence of the American military
>Blind Japanese samurai and a Japanese otaku 2chan poster
>Stupid concepts like quislings and feral children
>Israel is best rael
>Is North Korea in a tunnel just hiding out or are they all zombies???????? It's like some kinda Schrodinger's cat of asians, so cool!
>"Muh dogs even though I hated them but now I attack people that do and now I'm in a special K9 unit durrrrrrr"
>DUDE I'M GUARDING RICH CELEBRITIES AND BILL MAHER AND ANNE COULTER ARE HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH LMAO
Oh no, how dare... HOW DARE Brad Pitt ruin such a *snicker* "classic" book?
I liked it and your post didn't change that
>>71276164
Just listen to the GOAT audiobook and move on bro
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
Well, I got the transcript right here
You say you wanted to "poop in eac others butts passing the poop back and forth forever and ever". What did you mean by this?
>>71275711
post your favorite predators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvOk7dxvOHQ
>i'm not gay or anything!
>>71275711
WHAT?
Best movie of the century hands down.
Pretty good tbqh
Did you get it was about the taylorization of social interaction?
>taylorization of social interaction
did you learn this in some college class? what does it mean?
>>71275638
I thought it was pretty underwhelming. Not bad, but I expected more from Kaufman.
>Best girl is a lesbian
Why is this allowed, familia?
It's a man baby!
Has Jay ever been BLACKED?
>>71275234
do they even have black people in Wisconsin?
>>71275234
JAY IS NOT GAY!
>>71275288
They used to.
