Hey /tv/
Is this a funny meme?
I honestly can't tell
>>71397713
Norman Reedus looks unsettling. Michael Jackson unsettling. I hope he stops "acting" before he goes full Mickey Rourke.
>Back to cuckula!?
What did Raimi mean by this?
>Fuck you green jew!
What did Raimi mean by this?
>Just forcing cuck into other words now
cuck (that means cringe)
>>71398323
Found the reddicuck
You would die for them?
They work for the mutant, the helmet man.
No FOR YOU
>>71397807
Megnet?
>movie starts
>main character dies
>>71397639
YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT WAS ME.
>>71397639
>thread starts
>it ain't GoT
>Movie starts
>Main character is hung upside down with his pants off and a baseball bat up his ass
>freeze frame
>"so, I bet you're wonder how I got in this situation"
Was this a short film, a flick, or a kino?
All three, the show crosses all the barriers.
>>71397629
wonder showzen did it better 10 years ago
>>71397629
it was reddit
>"Einhorn used to be a man and even though I'm a straight white cis male I respect her choices but I'm not attracted to transwomen."
What did he mean by this?
>>71397563
What a stupid scene it would have been
>>71397563
He's a transphobic shitlord. It's quite obvious
>>71397563
>straight
>not attracted to transwomen
i'd just like to remind all the stormweenies here that if you're only attracted to people with certain genitals you're not just gay/straight, you're also a vaginophile or a phallophile. please label your orientation appropriately.
Do Americans really do this?
>>71397530
Only when our startups fail.
A startup is a company that is created by individual citizens with the backing of private investment, instead of being run by the government and paid for by tax dollars.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>71397546
One could formulate it as, why is he Driven to wear the mask?
because he is committing murder and he doesn't want them to know what he looks like
>>71398595
but he committed murder whitout the mask
also when he was wearing it, nobody saw him.
What is some quintessential Eaglekino?
>>71397376
Not an eagle, but Kes is kino as fuck.
But what about the droid attack on the wookies?
>>71397458
Quite possibly the most shoehorned subplot ever worked into a movie.
MAC TONIGHT!
>>71397526
>not loving finally getting to see Kashyyyk after getting cucked out of seeing it in ROTJ
I can't think of anything worse than a Godzilla movie
Actually I can, having to WATCH a Godzilla movie
They are, in my opinion, the bottom of the barrel when it comes to entertainment. Do people actually like watching two grown men have a slap and tickle fight in rubber suits? It's like adults still watching WWE. Fucking embarrassing.
>>71397444
that's why godzilla and monster movies literally have no fanbase today. It's cool in theory and to the childlike mind, until you realize that they sacrifice so much story and plot in favor of LOL SMASH BUILDINGS AND SLOW FIGHTS. There is no development to the main character (the monster) because how can you develop what is essentially a retarded, mindless, overgrown creature. The only people with any love for these movies are nostalgia babies.
>>71397444
I tried watching an 80s one recently, I couldn't find the subs for the japs miserable attempt at English, the subbers thought hey this is "english" it doesn't need subbing but I didn't understand a goddamn fucking word of it, hence my cunundrum. But yeah they're probably not very good.
>Terminator 1
>The Terminator is damaged and wears a pair of sunglasses to hide his inhumanity
>Terminator 2
>The Terminator decides to wear sunglasses at night to look "cool"
This is why T1 > T2
![videoplayback.mp4_snapshot_01.23_[2016.06.28_13.55.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s2eBuoE.jpg "videoplayback.mp4 snapshot 01.23 [2016.06.28 13.55.43]")
>Terminator sees woman wearing sunglasses in the bar, ascertains that they would be normal to wear with the attire of the bar's patrons which he proceeds to steal
>immediately afterwards, the few times he is seen blinking is a flinch reflex when he gets hit with the cue stick and when the biker fires the shotgun
>blinking most likely not a necessary function for its organic material but the flinch reflex was retained to protect and maintain the integrity of its infiltration capabilities
>data indicates the smoke blown in his face impeded his vision and the same would probably be true of the wind while riding the motorcycle
>concludes sunglasses would be an inconspicuous means of slightly improving the chances of succeeding in its mission
>sees the biker has a pair
>>71397428
national sunglasses day was yesterday
is it gay to cry when watching movies?
>>71397369
It's gay if you are sucking a dick while watching movies
I cry watching Friday night lights every single time.
Watching movies is the only time I do cry.
The older I get, the more I tear up at emotional scenes. It's really only the super uplifting scenes that get me.
It was even better than 1
sadly I don't find the original all that great anymore, especially compared to Rosemary's Baby and The Shining. The only parts I've ever found frightening were
>regan pissing on the floor
>devil face
>crabwalk scene
>father karras' mothers' ghost
come on plebs
>>71397891
the effects aren't supposed to be what scares you
What was their fucking problem?
ACK
>>71397201
Napoleon syndrome
is this from the new berserk anime?
