> Mary's an insecure faggot who was always going to be behind the line
> Screws Edith over by telling her fiance about Marigold
> Gets away scot-free and married
DROPPED
>>62749491
Problem, sug?
>>62749491
> Mary
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62749523
Nah, he's upset that Team Edith lost this season.In before the Xmas special.
Who are some /tv/-approved stand-up comedians? I barely know anything about them so give me the best there is.
>inb4 SHOES
Pic semi-related?
>>62749185
>Pic semi-related?
lol
bill burr i guess
i like louis ck but i think a big part of tv takes the epic kek meme too seriously
id say the majority likes jerry seinfeld too
>>62749562
It's not a meme, Google kekking if you don't believe me.
I just finished Inside Out.
At the very end, when they're looking at Riley's new islands, Fear notices a "Women Island" adding that "it's just a phase".
Did I hear that right? Did Disney go as far as recognizing homosexual feelings in one of their movies?
>>62749114
This isn't the first time. Also, are you aware that Inside Out is literally tumblr: the movie?
>>62749114
Females always a slight attraction to other girls. Thats why they easily kiss with their best friends.
>>62749155
It's far more scientifically accurate than most of Tumblr posts. Care to give me any earlier example?
>>62749170
That's not how human sexuality works... women are just far more allowed than man to express certain feelings. "All women are a little bisexual" is one of those ridicolous theories coming from the USA.
DUDE
WEED
DUDE
>>62749047
I used to like TBL when it was less popular but dude random humor just became too accessible...these literal reddit kids quoting TBL these days make me sick.
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Prometheus-2-Gets-Name-Change-Again-94347.html
HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA The first one sucked so bad they had to change the name of the sequel just to distance itself from the first one.
Prometheus fags BTFO.
I liked 'Paradise Lost'. Oh well.
>>62749042
i love it when someones like hey yo i hate prometheus and im like hey why and theyre like yo she was runnin in a straight line yo
>>62749042
I really hope they go back to the "alien roots". I prefer when the alien movies feature some sort of space marines/expedition crew; who just gradually discover that there are infact aliens on their space station/base/ship.
The less frequent we see the aliens, the better. This type of movie is supposed to be a super scary movie where the Alien is shrouded in mystery and only appear to brutally slaughter someone.
I did enjoy the tentaclemonster and the white big guy though. Prometheus was pretty good.
What were they thinking?
>>62748950
The Matrix was already full to the brim of cliches (Oracle is some fried chicken eating fat black woman, Agents are square white "suits", etc). Reloaded just took it up a notch with the last civilization being a literal rave and the Architecht being Colonel Sanders.
>>62748950
You keep trying to make this a thing but literally no one cares as much as you pretend to.
Fuck off.
pudd
It's time to settle this
http://strawpoll.me/6014430
fuck yea toxic avenger
>Picture has The Incredibles
>Poll doesn't
0/5 apply yourself faggot
>>62748945
I'm more of a Super guy desu
>watching John Carter of Mars
>Caesar and Marc Antony show up
>>62748784
>non es me starts playing
mcnutty is the ineffectual bad guy in this movie
the girl was hot
Who was in the wrong here?
2012 was a strange time for Tarantino.
>I'm shutting your butt down!
The one who sold the coffee.
I would like to know what /tv/ considers intelligent sci-fi.
>>62748614
>intelligent
>sci-fi
I would like to know what /tv/ considers intelligent.
Anything with an actual plot and well though out setting. IE not the new Star Trek.
Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions. I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
>>62748580
omg i could swear I have seen this thread here yesterday
hahaha omg are you reposting this from that anon from yesterday? i see what you did there ;)
>catched
>>62748649
omg and someone else said this too
hahahaha deja vu
Does anybody here actually still have a TV subscription?
>>62748552
>TV subscription?
what the fuck is that
livestream for tonight please
>>62748552
>2015
>owning a TV
I mean... come on...
Do you think Star Wars opening weekend will be safe? I'm thinking of skipping it, going next week instead.
Nothing and nowhere is ever safe, especially nowadays, but I for one am not going to let that keep me away from Star Wars or keep me from living my life. If I get shot by some sandnigger savage or butthurt aspie, fuck it, my life isn't exactly something I'd be sad to see end anyway.
Go to an early Sunday afternoon matinee. Very small crowds. At least in red states when the church going drones are out getting lunch.
Are you afraid of ISIS? Unless you're in New York or something you'll be okay.
Are you afraid of some retard with a gun? That could happen literally at any time any where. It's not worth it to spend your life worrying about it.
Fucking why?
http://www.kpopstarz.com/articles/256267/20151114/terminator-genisys-sequel.htm
You can thank the chinks for that.
They will watch anything with robots in it.
>>62748139
Cheaper than getting sued for not giving Emilia more work as a lead female role in a franchise
>missed genisys in theater
>see /tv/ do nothing but shit on it for months
>finally watch it when the torrents come up
>7/10, was a really fun movie
Fuck you faggots.
>Blindspot star Jamie Alexander 'being made sick by fake tattoos'
>The actress spends up to seven hours every day having her body covered in the intricate art
>Sources claim she believes the ink is toxic and is making her ill after she suffered a pulmonary infection
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3319325/Blindspot-star-Jamie-Alexander-sick-fake-tattoos.html
Was it worth it?
>>62748131
Shit, it's Zhaan all over again.
>>62748131
the old one wasn't this whiny, was she?
It would have been if the show was any good. So no.
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