This weapon is your life
Just re-watched this and nothing in this movie makes any sense. The mystery story and how it plays out is terrible, like all the bad guys are just trying to get caught. Why does Jango hang out on the cloning planet using their tech for his jobs? How is Kimino hidden if they openly trade with outsiders?
>>62755492
Jar Jar IS the key
>>62755492
The most obvious answer is Jango was meant to draw Kenobi to Kamino so that the Republic can learn about their army in time for the war to begin, and the failed assassinations attempts on Padme were meant to fail. Of course, that would also mean Jango intentionally sent a good friend to her death when he could have arranged a rather less fatal means of delivering a clue.
Write an "auteur" plot that would be called "patrician" and win awards
>>62755102
you sound pretty insecure OP
>>62755102
>an shlock
>shlock
>Write an "auteur" plot
Could you be any worse at making threads, fag?
Marvelkek detected.
What movie/show had the best depiction of hell?
Star wars
>>62755076
lil nicky
>>62755076
Event Horizon.
These shots are too accurate for sand people
>>62755019
That's too dark for Star Wars
>>62755019
>Implying that wasn't Boba Fett.
That's why Vader tells Fett 'No desintigrations' due to his heavy handedness.
>>62755379
Stormtroopers are Fett's clones
Is this the most misunderstood film of all time?
>>62754936
spraaaaaang breaaaaaayk
>>62754936Sucker Punch
Most misunderstood of the last few years probably. Idk about all time.
it's noverber, best movie you've seen this year /tv/?
Sicario and Mad Max
Furious Fred
Inside Out
The Assassin
Just had brunch with my normie friends today.
These guys (and girl) are the most normal, un-opinionated, kool-aid drinking, Jon Stewart-watching, Rick & Morty fanfucks to ever walk the Earth and even THEY are disillusioned with the new Star Wars film and the direction of the franchise in general. In fact, only one of them said he had plans to see it, and they were tentative plans at best.
It's over. JJ's career is finished.
if the leaks are true then disney really did mess up
they should spent more than 5 months 2bh
Yeah but they're going to see it
never cast a black man as a main character. black people are too poor to see movies in theatres, and the asian market only likes whites and chinks.
JJ fucked it all up.
If your funeral had to be movie-themed, what would it be?
Melancholia for reminding everyone of that sweet sweet unavoidable demise
>>62754773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd-2c9j2HTg
>>62754773
13th Warrior
And it just doesn't stop..
>Despite concerns about potential backlash from audiences, Sony pictures has reportedly cast Jessie Eisenberg as the king of pop in a 2017 Michael Jackson biopic to be titled "Dreamland".
>"Jesse really worked hard for this role, has the moves, and the acting skills to bring the character to life, so why not?" said a source from the production that requested to remain anonymous.
>While the estate of Jackson apparently rejected Sony's casting decision, the production company is said to be secure with their decision, and is willing to pursue legal action should the Jackson estate try to block the decision.
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2011/nov/16/hollywood-eyes-michael-jackson-biopic
You trying to trick me, bro?
Why is TV upset with a white person playing a black person?
>>62754823
Relax. Breath.
Let's help Jodorowsky: https://youtu.be/i2d8fdUENMA
I know this board mostly enjoys super-hero films and the big explosive action films he is talking about, but maybe you could for once try some art, it won't kill you.
>>62754536
*tips*
>>62754556
Sorry that I don't have a fedora to tip you back, Mr. Euphoric Edgelord Manchild.
When you see the name 'Jennifer Lawrence', what's the first thing that pops in your head?
Oscar
hunger games
>>62754420
What are your favorite 80-90s HK movies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dATKfkqE51k
>>62754414
Gee there's so many:
Police story 1 and 2, wheels on meals, Armor of God, the Killer, Hardboiled, Chungking Express
>>62754460
So mostly Jackie Chan?
I recently started watching CAT III movies. They are fun.
Also fairly recently discovered Michelle Yeoh, her movies are great fun as well.
I was born in 1995, what this is?
>>62754391
oh fuck I remember this. anyone see it lately? Does it hold up
The future Mrs. Ken Cosgrove, tb͏h.
I tried wanking to it once, good old days in the 90s /00s when you could only fap to slutty pop videos on MTV or BET
CBS Pulls Monday’s Terrorism-Focused Episodes of Supergirl and NCIS: Los Angeles
>CBS is pulling its previously scheduled episodes of Supergirl and NCIS: Los Angeles from its Monday line up this week in the wake of the attacks in Paris this Friday. The scheduled episode of Supergirl, titled "How Does She Do It?", was to follow Kara as she dealt with a series of bombings across National City.
No Supergirl this week la familia.
I don't get why networks do this, the attack didn't even happen in America and I doubt anyone is going to get triggered because a show has terrorists in it and there are terrorists in real life also.
The first thing I did when I heard of the attack was start watch 24 so I can see some terrorist ass-kicking.
>>62754323
>No Supergirl this week la familia.
Nigger did you even read the whole thing?
>The episodes, which featured terrorism-themed content, are being replaced "out of sensitivity and respect to the events that occurred," a CBS insider told TVLine.
>The originally-planned episode of Supergirl, dubbed "How Does She Do It?" centered around bombings in National City and will be replaced by "Livewire," its Thanksgiving episode which was supposed to air next week.
>>62754463
>>The originally-planned episode of Supergirl, dubbed "How Does She Do It?" centered around bombings in National City and will be replaced by "Livewire," its Thanksgiving episode which was supposed to air next week.
Hooray, instead shitty Red tornado we get an electric lesbian THANK YOU SYRIA, DELICIOUS RYONA
I think I may have something cool
a new superhero called "the Cobra", he would be able to control snakes, he would also launch them like a wizard does with fireballs because they would wrap around his arms and he order them to jump over enemies.
I imagine him dressed in black leather and the buckle of his belt would be a silver cobra head.
he's not your typical good superhero, he could be defined an anarchist superhero, indeed even if he has a golden heart he's a rebel, a bit rude, a lone wolf let's say.
he lives in a dystopian city, very noir, where organized crime controls everything and corruption, violence, are normal things.. but soon (in the movie) things change, an organization restores order and safety in the city, everything seems to go fine, people is happy but they don't notice that they are giving away their freedom.. indeed this organization is made by catholic extremists who impose their sick morality and take away rights from people, the situation appears clear to the Cobra, they do more harm than good..
so he starts to fight them, he fights for freedom and for rights.. and he's not alone, a group of scientists who can't tolerate the new obscurantist anti-science bigot regime will help him providing mighty and surprising technological gadgets.
I won't tell you how the movie ends ;) .I plan a noir action thriller (but still with some place for comedy)
I would like to make something that inspires people, like matrix, something that could open people eyes, I want them to see the dangers of religion, and to appreciate the freedom to do what we want
what do you think?
Sounds pretty cool, anon. Who would you cast as The Cobra? I think Tom Hiddleston could pull it off nicely.
Cast Nicolas Cage and I'd be excited as fuck for this.
>>62754481
Jared Leto
