What exactly makes this movie a classic?
Fresh Portman
>>62758204
top tier child acting
if you know what I mean
>>62758204
Gary Oldman and his ragtag crew of corrupt cops
2 hours long tonight
Dark Swan stuff
Is this genuinely good or is it a guilty pleasure?
I hear the mature from LOST is really hot in it.
is dark emma autistic?
>>62758210
>Is this genuinely good
No, it's just silly fun.
Where do you download movies?
The store, you criminal fuck.
At the computer at my local Library.
>>62758125
Nice try, Chris Dodd
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>>62758080
someone put this bag of dirty laundry out of his misery
LOCK
>>62758080
How's his podcast?
How did my father die?
>>62758039
Hes not actually dead luke.
He didn't have The High Ground.
>>62758039
He's gonna get fried throwing Sheev down a shaft to save you in a few months or years I dunno.
Pretty good friend desu.
If Anakin hadn't interfered, would Mace have been able to kill Sheev?
Yes. He was clearly in control of the fight the entire time.
Please consider suicide lad
1 hour
- Sasha, Abe and Daryl are leading the herd away. They get ambushed by an unknown group. Daryl flees on his bike after getting knocked off. Abe and Sasha crash their car and continue to open fire on the people that ambushed them. Daryl drives off into a burnt down part of forest.
- Daryl hides bike and continues on foot after suspecting someone is watching him. He finds two women cowering behind a tree. "You found us ok. We earned what we took". Daryl is knocked out by a guy from behind (Dwight)
- Daryl wakes up, wrists bound with rope. He tells Dwight "I ain't who you think I am." Walking along they explain how they burnt the forest down to clear the walkers when it all started.
- Pointing a gun at Daryl, Dwight asks if he's making a mistake by not pulling the trigger.
- Female captor faints and Daryl uses this chance to get away with their duffel bag containing his crossbow. Once far enough he realizes he has taken their much needed insulin.
- Abe and Sasha have gotten away and after Abe goes to kill a walker Sasha explains how he doesn't need to leave breadcrumbs. They find shelter in an office building.
- Daryl returns to the three captors and takes their gun, giving them back the bag. A van approaches with a group of men. Only their feet can be seen. "You're going to return what you took!" Dwight says, "We are not going back Wayne!" Daryl leads them to safety away from the men. He gives Dwight his gun back. The men leave.
- Abe goes on a run and finds a walker hanging from a bridge with a rocket launcher on its back. He leaves the walker after failing to gather it and finds some cigars. He has a smoke and watches the walker as it falls to the ground, leaving the launcher behind for him to take.
- Daryl leads the two captors to his bike after befriending them. The remaining two double cross Daryl, take his crossbow and bike, and drive off.
- Daryl finds a van and manages to find Sasha and Abe. As they drive off a voice is heard over the radio. "Help!"
NEGAN COMIN
A movie studio wants to make a movie about your life.
1) who could play you (has to look similar to you)
2)Who would be cast as you love interest (has to look similar to your love interest)
3)What would it be about?
Henry Cavill could play me
>>62757962
>Henry Cavill could play me
more like fuck you in the ass whispering sweet nothings right before he dumps his load in you.
Anne Hathaway
It would be about me trying to find myself in this world
>>62757962
I have no idea.
It'd be about me half-trying to become a filmmaker, and dealing with not having any real purpose
What else could have been done about the Younglings? Without any adult Jedi supervision they could've ended up becoming Sith lords or, they would all become sup-bar Jedi doomed to be endlessly hunted down by the empire.
>>62757947
in CW Sheev was kidnapping kids to train them as inquisitors or sith. Anakin prob should just have had the clones capture them instead of fucking murdering for them for the edge affect lucas wanted to fucking bad.
Never understood why they didn't forced them into the dark side.
>ok kids, you will become siths, or die right here and now with a light saber to your face
>>62757947
Couldn't one of them at least have thrown their tiny lightsaber at Anakin and at least hurt him a little?
Leave the Bond series to me.
>>62757928
man it's been ages since I've seen a Chris Pratt bitch thread.
>>62757928
>Yank bond
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYV8Y9Ywh8
>"I-I'm still relevant guys. Look I'm playing a popular newly released video game. Please watch my show tonight
You can tell Conan hates this shit but his ratings suck so he has no other choice
He should comb his hair. Unkempt hair is very unprofessional.
>>62757898
get off his dick will you
if i could play video games for a living i'd fucking do it in a heartbeat
>>62757898
I feel uncomfortably attracted to Conan in that pic
You know in Toy Story 3 when Mr Potato Head puts his face bits on a tortilla and escapes? Really bothers me. Where is Mr Potato Head's consciousness located? Is he an assortment of bits? A swarm? Is he incorporeal? And the face bits are just the ritual objects which summon him into a host shell?
What if....oh my god...what if we pressed his face bits into a person? Does he possess them?
pic related: a demon in a potato shell
Mr Potato Head is more of an abstract idea than a physical being
The parts are a hivemind.
>>62757870
This
>MFW Andy's dad is dead because Woody sent Mr. potato head to posses his Dad to jump of the window.
Thoughts on this movie?
great film, anon.
>>62757824
Bretty good
no homo
Legitimate contender for best vampire movie ever made.
>http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/15/don-vito-vincent-margera-dead-jackass/
Good night sweet prince
R.I.P 1956-2015
was he an earth rocker
>>62757822
He wasn't a musician
>>62757834
You don't need to be a musician to be an earth rocker. Andy Samberg is an earth rocker.
Expectations for the MST3K revival.
>>62757772
Like Rifftrax, but worse.
>>62757772
I heard Felcia Day is the new mad scientist, which means I already hate it.
It's gonna suck like Mallons souless web cartoons.
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