So was he a metaphor for death?
>>62893318
I don't know, what do you think?
He was a metaphor for getting BLAQUED
If you're watching flicks with metaphors then you need to take a long hard look at your pathetic pussyless life.
Have you watched it yet this holiday season, /tv/?
George made the prequels so people would forget about this
>>62893202
Streamin it now if anyone's interested
Huh
Is this really unacceptable?
>>62893185
It's like putting your whole mouth in the dip
if george knew how to just calm down and walk away in situations, we'd have maybe 2 seasons of seinfeld.
Its only unnaceptable in America, its fine here in Europe.
What made the Star Wars prequels so bad? This is from someone who never watched a star wars movie. Im thinking of starting from the prequels.
>>62893034
Half-assed callbacks to the OT, flat line delivery, too many lightsabers, uneven tone, and poor dialogue.
I always felt like the first two prequels played more like a weird assemblage of George Lucas' ideas that were only half-baked and yet pushed through anyway. The characters and relationships aren't really empathetic and the plot is near incomprehensible at times. For my money, the third one feels more like actual fleshed-out storytelling, with humor and pathos and likable characters in situations that we care about.
![the-lord-of-the-rings-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-1308[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3gjmfrs.png "the-lord-of-the-rings-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-1308[1]")
I don't understand this part. Wouldn't a giant troll stabbing you with a trident still crush all your bones and vitals, even if you're wearing mithril?
>>62892980
>Wouldn't a giant troll stabbing you with a trident still crush all your bones and vitals, even if you're wearing mithril?
As you can see, no.
It's magic brah just turn your physics degree off xD
>>62892980
I'm guessing it's also shock absorbent somehow
That said, LotR is the very definition of fantasy, you're not supposed to apply real life logic to it
Is she funny or something?
>>62892918
Who?
>>62892918
Her?
>>62892918
Egg?
Do you skip love scenes?
>>62892800
No, why would I?
only if they're badly done
>>62892800
I just tune out for them, fuck around with my phone or go refill my soda or something.
Is he the finest actor of his generation?
daily reminder this is a real tweet
>>62892776
I can't decide if he's real, or just a convincing parody of those East End Cockney faggots.
Why do Brits love ARD MEN so much?
Have you ever had a Seinfeld problem in real life?
>>62892726
No but how's that small penis treating you OP?
LITTLE
One time I completely forgot where my car was inside a parking structure and spent 30 minutes looking for it
why do they pick the most unsucessful and unpopular super heroes for these shows?
They do not. The comic is one of the most acclaimed out there.
You're just clueless.
Jews don't really care about success as long as they can peddle their degenerate globalist ideology
>>62892586
Jessica Jones. As popular as X-Men, Spiderman and Hulk. Of Course.
What a shitty film.
>>62892459
its aimed at /v/eddit and capeshit turboplebs OP
flick
>>62892474
>turboplebs
fuck that made me laugh
>Watch Breaking Bad
>Meth addict has perfect teeth
Jesse was never an addict, he smoked in moderation.
thats because he injected it into his arm
>watching breaking bad
literally reddit
>Bean and playboy model girlfriend are at the pub for a few drinks
>They step outside for a smoke
>a passerby yells something disrespectful to his woman.
>Bean steps up knocks him around
>The guys stabs Bean then runs.
>Bean and his woman walk back into bar and the bartender wraps a rag around the stab wound and bean orders some more drinks.
Why are Brits so alpha?
>>62892173
only bean is, the rest are literal fucbois only they are ugly as fuck
So he didn't die in the end?
Bean has died so many times he has learned to overcome the fear of death and embrace it.
I wanna see something with Jon Hamm but do not wanna start watchung another tv series.
What shoud i watch?
Space Cowboys
>>62892164
Black mirror: White winter
this is the shit
young doctor's notebook or todd margaret season2
Wouldn't boobs hinder you from being a good archer?
No, they aren't that big.
>>62891993
No, but profound physical frailty and lack of endurance would.
>>62891993
Not as much as her shitty physique weak back muscles.
