If you mixed Man of Steel with the heart of Superman Returns
Would it be the perfect Superman movie?
>>62897544
1 > 2 > Returns > 3 > 4 > MoS
3 is my favorite though because of how fucking funny it is.
>>62897544
Pleb
>>62897544
Except Returns WAS the perfect superman movie. Normies just have shit taste and wasn't capeshit enough for them.
>that Simpsons episode where Mel Gibson is a universally loved actor on and off the screen, and Robert Downey Jr. is a struggling addict constantly in trouble with the law
>>62897401
Well, it's been a while...
>>62897401
That's how things used to be.
time is a flat circle.
Famous actors you've met?
I fed giraffes at a zoo with Michael Sheen and his family once when I was high as shit. Pretty fun experience.
I saw Aidan Gillen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a big guy and bother him and ask him FOR YOU or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “B-Bane?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen 3 Musketeers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any CIA hackering,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
ITT: movies that you ignored that turned out to be really good once you watch them.
That movie was terrible as fuck you retarded fucking idiot redditer cocksucking moron Jesus Christ get some taste
>Oscarbait: The Movie
>good
bait
Shaka, when the walls fell.
faggot, was the op
OP his ass full of cock
> the series ends as shit is getting fucked up by a villain(s) and the final epsoide ends on a closing shot of batman showing up for the first time
> roll credits
Calling it now
This became shittier when they dragged the joker in it, desperate move, could have been something unique
>>62897077
kek, i have news for you, but i will let you watch the second season on your own, is fantastic.
Based Camp noir.
>>62897124
I'll spoil it for him, "Joker" kid died.
Hello /tv/. This is a re-hash of a thread I did a few days ago, about Carpenter's 1982 THE THING and its (generally hated but Fuck You I Liked It) 2011 prequel.
I'll re-present my own (unprovable) theory of the events of the 1982 film, and some (unprovable) loose ends (OP pic related). The next few pics will be a HUGE timeline/body-count of both movies and a map (I made both), which I may delete after re-dumping. So if the pics are at all interesting to you, this is your chance to save them.
Next post will be an Antarctica map plus my theory on Carpenter's film.
Map of Antarctica. So here's now 1982 went down (my version):
-Norris was infected first. This is supported by Palmer sharing a joint with Childs, who remains human for most or all of the film. In other words, Palmer isn't infected yet, so only Norris can be by this interval in the first act.
-It is possible that one or both of the dogs which escape the kennel still managed to be infected (that one got spritzed). However, this is unlikely since they were (presumably) sedated and no other craziness came out of the kennel after that point. If one of them were infected, perhaps it was this (or Norris, or...) that got Palmer.
-The way that Blair was infected was, the pile of Thing-shit that they all burnt right in the middle woke and healed back up AGAIN, and took Blair next while no one was looking. Thus, per OP pic related, it was Blair-thing that walked past Fuchs' door, busy looking for parts for its saucer. But Blair-Thing was too intent on completing the saucer (and leaving the frame-job on Mac as an afterthought), and so he simply burned Fuchs without bothering to try and assimilate him - after all, there's plenty of Things on the interior of the compound.
The above pile of thing-shit is the better part of the missing biomass, off-screen somewhere, with which Blair-Garry thing re-merges to become the FINAL FORM beast.
Finally, I will post the big autistic body-count chart once more....
There.
The mysteries are part of what makes The Thing so great.
What does Vader's armor smell like after wearing it 24/7 for 20 years?
Did Sheev have to help Vader poop when he was getting used to his armor?
Did luke get rid of his father's poop bag when he burned his armor?
Or did he burn it with the armor?
He was powerful enough in the dark side that he didn't need to poop anon.
Midichlorianskept him fresh
Actually all his nutrition was liquid so he probably had a colostomy bag type deal going on.
What are some genuinely well done moments in horror movies?
>>62896849
fucking shit myself here
>>62896849
Didn't The Stangers do the same shit?
God "It Follows" sucked and yet everyone loves it.
Who are some YouTube reviewers that aren't shit?
Pic related
>>>/cel/
>pic unrelated
ftfy
Chris Stuckmann has pleb tendencies, but he's a qt so he gets a pass.
:3
WHERE'S THE FUCKING TORRENT FOR EPISODES 3 THROUGH 10 YOU FUCKING CUNTS?
DON'T MAKE ME WATCH FUCKING FEMINIST INTERRACIAL CAPESHIT.
>>62896691
dude, just get amazon prime, how poor are you?
>>62896691
>feminist interracial is bad
>i'd rather watch the fall of the 3rd Reich
that makes you a super cu ck you dumb fuck.
>>62896769
>Nazis were good
Shit meme desu, Nazis were literally responsible for the end of European hegemony in the world because Hitler was a retard who only cared about faggot Germans. If it wasn't for stupid Addy Britain and France might still rule the world in a glorious dual colonial empire.
Is he actually as awkward as his character or is he just pretending?
>>62896689
Gee, I wonder...
>>62896744
Obviously he isn't as awkward but I wonder what he is like IRL
The world may never know
Hot action, hot moms and hot daughters. This movie has it all.
>>62896684
Agreed dude. It's The Rock fighting earthquakes. Phenomenal shit.
hot son as well mhmm
>>62896684
>hot moms
Gross. Hate old women.
Notice me...
>>62896669
Witness me
...take my hand...
...strangers when...
>In a news post on the official Star Wars site, Lucasfilm announced that only the six Star Wars films and the Clone Wars television show will be considered canon
>In other words, as far as Luke, Leia, Han and the gang are concerned, there were no knights of the Old Republic, nor the Jedi Knight games
So... This is the power of the new casual Star Wars canon...
>>62896667
I'm fine with this. There's more bad shit than good in the EU. Remember when Star Wars tried cashing in on Goosebumps with "Galaxy of Fear?"
>>62896667
Yup many are pissed, including me. I doubt the LSG give a shit about continuing legends stories. They've gone mad with power without George around.
>>62896706
>There's more bad shit than good in the EU
absolutely not
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