Tell me, why do you love Sheev?
Sheev
He kept employment high for the working man at the shipyards despite the clone wars being over. thanks to the wages his government provided I can afford to send my kids to a imperial officer academy prep school where their social status and career prospects would improve in this rapidly changing galaxy.
>>62982508
he's the only based character
Nerds, why was his keychain a tank? Tell me about this reference from your child cartoon books.
>>62982464
>Nerds
>child cartoon books.
Says the guy that watched the flick anyway. Yea, you're so above it.
>>62982464
Keep watching the movie, little guy.
>>62982464
He liked to take souvenirs of his adventures.
>the darkness is god's sister
Why is this show so wacky
Who is the villian going to be next season?
>>62982261
What show you fucking cunt?
>>62982312
Supranatural
>>62982261
What's wacky about that?
would you watch it?
yup
Fund it!
>>62982132
I would watch more of the show thats for sure
>0-17 year olds
Daddy told me to hate the prequels, he only showed me the originals and said no other movies exist
>18-34 year olds
Alright action movies, comfy nostalgia
>35-50 year olds
GEORGE LUCAS RAPED MY CHILDHOOD LMAO DO U WANT A PIZZA ROLL ;) JAR JAR IS THE KEY TO ALL THIS :-D HAHA UPVOTE AND SHARE PLS
>51-69 year olds
Star Wars ruined cinema forever, that includes the originals. We used to have intelligent movies like The Godfather and 2001 before this shit came along
>>62982054
18-34 year old here
They're messy movies which fail both in spirit and technical competence. I could easily live the rest of my life without seeing the prequels again.
>>62982114
This
>>62982054
18-34
they are almost complete failures but have given me hours of entertainment thanks to the butthurt cottage industry they spawned, far more than the new trilogy will ever achieve.
Why is this allowed?
JUST
>>62981956
Jesus...
And people thought Georgie boy was a sellout and a shill
His career is pretty much dead, right?
Black Mass was a commercial and critical success. I thought he was pretty good in it.
Thank you for reminding me this piece of shit actually happened?
What the fuck were they thinking?
I kinda miss mort posting
WAS IT REALLY SHOT IN ONE TAKE?
>>62981758
looked like it
>>62981758
yes and it only took like 3 tries
oh look another Victoria thread with 2 replies!
come on you plebs, watch it already, I wanna talk/shitpost about it
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Neither has gotten a full-season order, but The CW has picked up five additional episodes of freshman comedy Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, bringing the total to 18 episodes for its first season. The network also has ordered six additional episodes of Rob Thomas' zom-dram-rom-com iZombie, for a total of 19 episodes in its second season
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CW’s ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ & ‘iZombie’ Get Additional Episodes
The CW
By Denise Petski 17 mins ago
Neither has gotten a full-season order, but The CW has picked up five additional episodes of freshman comedy Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, bringing the total to 18 episodes for its first season. The network also has ordered six additional episodes of Rob Thomas' zom-dram-rom-com iZombie, for a total of 19 episodes in its second season
extra orders are for series finales for cancelled shows
>>62981792
Nope.
Will Dr. Who ever regenerate as a black man?
>>62981695
Hopefully soon. I mean, it's 2015
I would take it over a female doctor
You want the real answer? It'll happen when the ratings are so low that they need any sort of controversy to stay relevant.
Captain Vidal in Pan's Labyrinth did literally nothing wrong.
he was a fascist
>>62981615
some are communists, some are democrats, some are fashist. literally nothing wrong with that.
>>62981615
What is wrong with being a fascist?
>visit parents
>dad controls the remote
>watches every channel for five minutes before zapping through
Mine always watches tv without sound and I have no clue why
>>62981566
> Try to find something patrician for mother to watch on Netflix
> Pick Nightcrawler and start it
> She stops it. "Anon, I don't like Jake Gyllenhaal"
Why are parents such plebs?
She mostly watches American Dad and us reluctant to watch anything new or different
>watching anything with mom for the first time
>OH MY GOD HE WON'T DO THAT WILL HE?
>WILL THIS CHARACTER DIE ANON?
>WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I'M WATCHING IT THE SAME AS YOU
ITS BEEN A LONG DAY
DUDE IM DEAD LMAO
Ugh, you don't get to bring friends.
>>62981462
The death that earned a studio and a franchise over a billion dollars.
>want to get into new tv series
>keep finding myself rewatching The Sopranos instead
How do I stop man? It's just so good.
>>62981433
By not being autistic
>rewatch a specific episode of The Sopranos
>"...well I guess I have time for ONE more episode"
>next thing I know the sun's coming up and I've finished the entire season
>>62981470
I swear this always happens to me with the Sopranos and Whose Line is it Anyway?
>get a letter in the mail
>you've been selected for cinema service
>get to the cinema early
>try to act weird so they don't pick me
>open my mouth wide and make gnashing moments while spinning my eyes around
>she ignores this and asks the official questions: "who is your number one auteur of all time?"
>"j-joel schumacher" I stammer
>"he'll do" she says to the guard
>a hatch suddenly opens underneath me and I fall through darkness
>I wake up some time later, in the darkness. My head spinning, I don't know which way is up
>I lay like that for a while, just breathing, not knowing what happened
>I feel a pinch at my ankle and hear the strike of a match
>I look down at my feet and see a crab lighting a candle
>he looks at me black impassive eyes
> he holds the candle aloft and pulls at my ankle again
>it hurts but I think he wants me to follow him
>he leads the way down a low passage, and knocks three times on a door made of a cardboard avengers sign
>we go through the door and there are maybe 1000 crabs on the floor, their faces turning to look at us as we enter
>I hear a snipping, and I see an old crab standing on top of an overturned popcorn
>his shell is grey and encrusted with barnacles
>as he snaps at the air the crabs turn to look at him
>he points to a schematic of the cinema taped to the wall
>I see the crabs have dug tunnels under the building to escape being delimbed by the cinema's thugs
>after a couple of hours of snapping and pointing I realize the crabs want me to be their trojan horse, to kill the ticket ripper and the concession stand commandant, and free the crabs still trapped upstairs
>the crabs dress me in a large coat, with secret pockets sewn inside
>they lead me out through a sewer system and pack to the cinema front door
>"one ticket for mockingjay part 2 please"
>"just one" he says? with a snide smile and his hand reached for his radio to alert the guards
>a crab shoots out from my pocket and scuttles down my arm, leaps into the air and slices his throat open
>I quickly walk past him into the concession area
>I grow more confident
>"one large salted order of popped justice!" I shout as my crab brothers leap from my coat and snip the woman to ribbons
>I jump over the counter to the crab tank and smash it with my fists
>water and crabs flood over me and I fall back in triumph
>this is the signal the under-crabs were waiting for
>they burst from the vents and holes snipped in the floor and floor the concession stand, snipping at the air in victory
>I snap my fingers too
>the crabs lift me into the air, hailing me as their saviour I'm sure
>they carry me into the auditorium and we watch the hunger games as a celebration
>halfway through I notice the crabs looking at me
>"it's okay" I say, "enjoy the movie, we've earned it!"
>they keep looking
>I begin to feel uneasy
>suddenly my legs are snipped off by an unseen crab assassin
>they cook my legs in butter and feast on them as the movie plays
Mockingjay was okay for a kid's movie, but I don't find Jennifer Lawrence to much of an on-screen presence.
tl;dr
weirdo
