"Who's up past midnight browsing 4chan?"
“Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."
Which one are you /tv/?
If it's gotta be one of those then alcoholic all the way.
>>62995076
I'm definitely an angry loner and quite possibly an alcoholic but I'm certainly not unemployable on account of the ROTC program.
God this emptiness is unfathomable. I just want to feel something. Not that anyone here cares. Sorry, I'm drunk. Inexcusable. NYPD
>>62995076
All of them.
>> Asking for 2 million for 3 episodes
>> Joel just trying to get super paid
>> None of the original cast
>> Nerdist people seeping in
>> Felicia Day's stupid nerd army watching all the new episodes to see her stupid mouse face be the mad scientist
>> Meanwhile Rifftrax with Mike and a genuine Tom and Crow are still going strong.
This is the biggest bummer.
>>62995019
Do you just sit on /tv/ all day just making threads and posts complaining about things?
You really seem like you do.
>Felicia Day
Well, time to get the lube ready.
>>62995105
I haven't posted a thread on /tv/ in two months. But looking at the catalogue right now it was mostly porn images and random hot celebrities. So this is one of the most topic-relevant threads on the board.
What are some films set in Jerusalem?
>inb4 Aya
The Passion of the Christ
>>62994793
burn in hell pedophileat least choose a good looking shota for chrissakes
Kingdom of Heaven (directors cut)
No expanse thread? I knew /tv/ had shit taste but damn. Anyway here's episode one, educate yourself anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvZeQD1Vf2s
Great books, great first episode. This is going to be an epic series.
>>62994775
>>62995236
>he doesn't know how to make a proper thread
>>62995236
Thanks for the tip, syfy employee
Was Mr. Krabs jewish?
>>62994698
No he worshipped money. He never spoke yiddish or went to temple.
is a crab
>>62994698
he was a crab
Is this when DS9 jumped the shark?
>>62994645
>iggy fookin pop
>anything but based
>>62994645
When the Dominion War became the main story arc. The horrors of war etc. isn't something Trek is good at handling. It also crashed the whole Frontier vibe that stemmed from the isolated frontier outpost setting.
>>62994645
Never understood why.
My dick is literally hard over how goddamn good this looks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YjBN0ByAqDk
Looks good man.
>>62994543
does look good. my dick is still soft but i maybe i'll get a hard on at the theater. thanks for the post.
fuckin finchey
Help me out here senpai. There is a guy who does a history related podcast and I can't remember his name for the life of me. He does weird pauses and inflections. He's really good but kind weird funny.
I know it is not /tv/ related but I've seen plenty of threads about this guy in the past and at least its not another starwars thread right guys.
Will Arnet
Dan carlin?
>>62994285
BANE?
Is this a joke? Are you goofing me right now? Krampus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6cVyoMH4QE
>>62994238
It's a silly horror movie what's the big deal?
>not knowing about Krampus
>>62994238
Doesn't look bad at all, pham.
All right fellow Big Guys, tomorrow is the day the movie is released, how and when are we watching this Kakka show?
>>62994164
The memes are going to blot out the sun
>>62994222
And while that is true, what time and what stream are we going to do it, I would host it but I did not want to give that SJW tranny fucker money.
>>62994479
I'll host it, my way.
Is there something like Gilmore Girls but with adults instead of bratty kids? Why is Rory such a slut.
because she's a spoiled brat who was raised by a single mother who's a whore
>>62994064
Bunheads?
>>62994435
okay. ill try watching a few
>want to see The Force Awakens in theaters
>book seats at only theater in town without No Singles Policy
>$2500 + tax + white privilege fee + tip
>arrive at theater two weeks in advance
>pass through security checkpoint
>they find suspicious lumps during the patdown but the xray and cavity search reveal it was just my 200+ pounds of fat rolls
>tip the security officers
>move on to mandatory privilege checkpoint
>I'm female and kind of poor so I fall just under the Maximum Privilege Rating
>permitted to move on to the showers
>guy behind me exceeds Maximum Privilege Rating, sirens start blaring in non-triggering feminist voice "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE"
>ignore it, tip privilege checker and move on to the showers
>women's showers are full, have to use gender-neutral trans-inclusive showers
>strip down
>500lb+ pangenderqueer demilithosexual won't stop yelling at intersexed Down's Syndrome otherkin for stare raping xzor
>finish showering, tip showermates
>move on to concessions
>get double order of crab legs, extra-large bucket of tahini, and 64oz apple juice
>$300 + white privilege fee + tax + tip
>they're all cold
>whatever
>finally make my way to theater
>take my seat between the birdcage and the designated shooter
>two nan0b0is sit down next to me, one opens smuggled-in jar of peanut butter
>I am extremely allergic to peanuts
>die
>reincarnated as /tv/ shitposter
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>mfw it'll make billions
>>62995754
Didn't one of the transformer films make over a billion? I don't think the bag has ever been set lower.
>89 years old
>literally a 10/10 for his age
ITT we post actors who don't age
>>62993787
All these years we thought it was Stan or Christopher. But it was this man,draining them all.
>mfw this checks out
How the fuck does he so that? He looks 40 years younger.
>>62993858
His show is just a front so he can get close to today's hot young talent and drain them.
So, who pulled there money out of this shit?
I love Mystery Science Theater, but there are some things that should stay dead.
>>62993721
well hopefully it won't reach it's stretch goals.
>>62993779
It probably will.
Hipster love crowd funding and nineties shit. I honestly have never given to a kickstarter and never will.
As a big video game fan, crowd funded games are always a disaster DoubleFine proved they can't manage a budget, Shenmue 3 is a total language barrier disaster combined with a total loss of where the money is actually going, and beyond the big ones most games to come out of crowdfunding are just shit.
Are there any shows with as many big moments as this?
Each season started pretty slow, but towards the last 3 episodes of each season, the intensity became so good.
It also has the best adaptation of history into something enjoyable, even creating the most entertaining dialogue to listen to.
>>62993669
>inb4 autistic Rome and Deadwood posters
No OP.
Spartacus is probably the hypest most exciting show I have ever watched. Definitely in my top 5 shows ever made. Only few shows that comes to mind that match the hype of Spartacus areGurren LagannandKamen Rider Fourzebut those are weeb shows so idk.
>>62993669
>even creating the most entertaining dialogue to listen to.
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