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What did they mean by this?
>>62998866
I thought that was Roger Moore for a second
>>62998866
>PURE FLIX
you can't make this stuff up.
>>62998866
They're too insecure with their beliefs that they think we give a shit
They are so eager to prove something that cannot be proven
How come this shit got good out of nowhere?
>>62998833
It did?
>>62998833
it was always good, you fags just kept screaming RAAAAAAAARGH LINDEOLOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF
>>62998833
>Look up episode
>read synopsis
>check writing credits
>laugh because I knew this show was going to turn into retarded Lost memeshit at some point
Lindelof really can't help jerking himself off on you retards and yet you all still lap it up like morons. Sad.
Is Xena the only show that sexualizes women that isn't trashed by feminist for it? I honestly can't think of another show. I mean, it was kinda obvious that some of it was catering towards lesbians, but there's a lot of stuff in there that could have been construed as being for men.
>>62998820
Who cares.
>>62998820
the current crop of "feminists" were all 2 when this was on tv
>>62998820
I think they liked it since it proved that a woman could carry a show and Lucy Lawless probably gave them the same funny feeling down there that she did to all the male viewers
I really didn't understand this episode's point very well. Why did they not show us Hanzee going after Ed and Peggy? Why didn't they show him killing the two state patrolmen? Why did they just completely skip over that for the sake of a much less interesting plotline? The wife snitching on the Kansas boys, the Undertaker plotline and the girl that wants to bust a nut getting her deserved death were all plotlines that should have been shortened for the sake of the one that actually matters.
Not to mention the fact they wasted a lot of time with the stupid...
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Yeah, this felt like filler
I mostly agree with you but Mike was actually the only saving grace of this otherwise mediocre episode
>>62998720
They'll show that next episode, kiddo.
>sick of being thrown out of theatres for being alone
>look on the web for a theatre that doesnt have a NSP
>find a theatre on the outskirts of town i never heard of before
>before leaving i make sure i have all my theatre equipment so i dont run into any trouble this time
>cant find my cinema snake
>of course he's fucking outside chasing next doors cinema snake like a stupid piece of shit
>put him on the leash and get in the car
>have to stop and fill up with cinema gasoline in case they check like last time
>get to theatre
>pop my hood, some guy comes out and starts licking my engine
>5 minutes later he says i'm allowed in
>only 10-20 people there
>ticket machine is like an atm
>doesnt even give me a ticket just stamps a barcode onto my hand
>concession stand is behind plexiglass and bars
>go order 2 large popcorn with extra butter, one for me and one for my snake
>slide my visa card through this mail slot type thing
>guy on other side slides through 2 empty bags, then starts sliding through one piece of popcorn at a time
>last slides through 2 sticks of butter
>get my card back with claw marks all over it
>put my snake into his bag of popcorn
>notice at this point everyone in the theatre has different cinema animals
>one clown brought in an aquarium on a trolley
>another machine scans my hand to get into the movie
>soon as i get in the door slams shut behind me
>showers turn on above us
>room starts filling with water
>guess people already knew about this, some had floaties and inflatable pool stuff
>have to stand on a chair back to not drown
>popcorn bag is floating so i guess my snake is ok
>trap doors open and sharks fall into water
>movie starts and one guy gets eaten by shark
>aquarium floats past me
>ask to be let out
>guard in scuba suit reaches for gun
>i swim away fuck that shit
>mfw my butter dissolved into the water and i had to choke down regular popcorn
Leave it to amerifats to put butter on popcorn.
Which documentary is the OP image from anyways?
>>62999062
antartica tbqh
>it's a blocktacular episode
This is proof of how shit Australian TV is
>it's a 'Channel 7 is completely devoid of any creativity and has resorted to copying their own shows' show
>>62998580
do people really watch that shit, or does channel 9 just pretend they do, so the actors don't get traumatized? "nobody's watching us? boo hoo! *suicide*"
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If he controls people's minds by emitting particles in the air, why don't folks just wear gas masks when dealing with him? Problem solved. This show has some shitty writing.
>gas mask block all particles
lol?
Are you my mommy?
>>62998353
Sick Dr Who reference. Wanna swap tumblr blogs?
Will there ever be a show as fun as Chuck?
>mfw Yvonne Strahovski had a lewd scene every other episode
its shit. They should remove the sluts
>>62998364
MUH FANSERVICE
Why are we so obsessed with the portrayal of dystopian societies in film and other media?
because we live in one f a m
>>62998073
Because after watching it you say well my country isn't that shitty yet.Unless you're in the UK.
>>62998115
This, we have to create even more insane societies so we pay less attention to how insane ours actually is.
I cast my vote for Rob Corddry. He has just enough star power right now and enough cred with the comedy crowd to earn a spot. Plus it'd pull him out of that indie show/shitty comedy spot he's been stuck in for a while. Don't think he could pull off the Venkman role, but maybe the original four formula shouldn't try to be emulated. Get some new personalities in there to contrast the old crew.
Jackie Chan
Chris Tucker
Matt Damon
Joe Pesci
> stars in a marvel movie
> still isn't especially popular
Who deserves a spot more than anyone and why is it based Rudd?
It's happening.
>>62998071
Come on guys, don't get his hopes up
>>62998071
>Leo setting himself up to get kucked again
He's an okay actor elevated by the fact that he only appears in Oscar movies nowadays. He'll get a nomination due to how well-received the film will be but Fassy will swoop in and take this one.
>implying he won't get keked by Eddie Redherring again
just finished this, was pretty good. i do have some questions though
>at what point does he stop leaving the warehouse?
>was his daughter being bullshitted by her mother, or was she the only one that was telling the truth?
>why did he get the old woman to play ellen when he never saw ellen in real life?
>>62998044
My guess is around the time he's got actors playing the actors playing the actors.
Whatever was actually going on was besides the point. The movie's about Caden's subjective viewpoint, and in that viewpoint he can't truly know what's going on with his family.
He did see Ellen in real life. He is Ellen.
>>62998124
yeah I'm retarded, I just realized that he got the key from the neighbour and that there never was a real ellen (or at least she never showed up), but why didn't he get sammy to play that? why did he need to pretend to hazel and the others that there was an old woman who cleaned adele's apartment?
oh yeah, another question
what was the point of the play to him? was it a play about death or dating?
What would Game if Thrones be like if George Lucas took over?
Probably better than season 5
>The Hound is now a wacky black stereotype
>R'hllor is midochlorions
>Robert Starkwalker didn't die, he just got his hand cut off
>Talisa was a Starkwalker and they didn't realise
>Tywin is Starkwalker's father
>Varys has green skin
>Bran gets droid legs and becomes a cyborg
Is that enough memes?
>>62998033
Not enough sheev
This guy had his SEASON FINALE of 2015 last night and you guys didn't have a thread on it. What gives?
That's the last time you'll ever hear him say "It's 2015".
Fuck this commie Jew.
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>Delusional actor thread
>>62997813
didn't he lie about being able to speak like 4 languages and being made an honorary marine or something?
>>62997851
Hes a professional douchebag. Jessie Ventura should have stomped his shit in. Every celeb who knows him thinks he's a dick.
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