ITT: Characters who are without a shadow of a doubt, with absolutely no possibility of hyperbole, with literally a zero-percent margin of error, with ultimately no degree of exaggeration, with no chance of any kind of mistake, you.
>>63096482
He was such a comfy character
What does /tv/ think of this movie
>>63096468
I loved it. It also had some of the best voice acting I have ever heard. Why can't cartoons use these kinda of methods?
Also Joaquin Phoenix looked like a Pedophile
I stopped watching it. It was way too uncomfortable to watch another man masturbate on the camera
I really liked it. Saw it in theaters.
gentlemen... introducing The Smalljon Umberget hyped
>>63096268
>>>/eight chan/
>>63096291
fuck off spammer
i come here to discus /tv/ and film, not a a circle-jerk with bookfag try-hards
Chris Pratt?
ARE YOU READY LADS
is this on tonight?
>tfw broke the screen to my laptop
>have no tv at home
wat do
>>63096252
On after these ads
You'll just have to watch the picture Tbh
>>63096275
have to leave altogether now ;___;
and now to drink cans and wander the night alone
What do you expect from Spider-Man in Civil War? Marvel themselves have been hyping his new costume. It led people to believe Iron Spider was going to happen, but then they said it was something he threw together himself, which then led people to speculate it's going to be some ugly as fuck suit.
Due to getting the rights back just as filming began people are expecting a very minor role, borderline cameo appearance. However Marvel has said they have a number of scripts/paths ready for the future should they ever get the rights to certain characters back.
There's a group of people who don't want to see any Spider-Man promo material and just want to wait until the movie to see him. While kind of neat it would be a terrible marketing decision by Disney who needs Spider-Man + The Avengers to compete against Batman v Superman. They have to promote the shit out of Spider-Man joining the MCU and fighting alongside Captain American and Iron Man.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2, considered a disappointment both critically and financially brought in 700 million worldwide. This will be the only movie Marvel gets to make money on Spider-Man until the next Avengers because according to their deal Marvel keeps all Spider-Man cross over money, but Sony keeps all stand-alone Spider-Man MCU money.
We saw spidey already?
yes i live under a rock, fuck you
>>63096030
No. We haven't seen the MCU Spider-Man yet. Pic related is the new Peter if you haven't heard.
>>63095964
He will appear only in the end to reconcile the two parts desu
/tv/'s opinion
When she died at the end where did that nice red couch come from?
is this like bloodborne the movie
>>63095928
On par with the Mummy, best Dracula, one of the top 3 werewolf designs ever, Kate Beckinsale is hot.
Just 3 more weeks.
Are you ready?
#StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
I'm hyped t.bh. This film is going to be fantastic.
Daisy Ridley can't act.
She's the protagonist of the entire trilogy.
Fucking Kek.
>It's already December
I'm wasting my youth ;_;
>25 years old
>Has no kids
>Looks like a milf
I can't tell if this a good thing or a bad thing. She's gorgeous but looks like she's in her 30s.
>>63095797
>30s is milf
wew ladino
In wolf of Wall Street its due to hair and costume. Check her out in Focus.
> Fake blonde hair
> Fake tits
> Fake lips
> Fake tan
> fake teeth
>'shes gorgeous"
kek at amerikeks
>that LITERALLY BLEW MY MIND
>catched
>>63095509
"THAT'S FUCKING BANNANNAS!"
"WHERE ARE THE COPS? LITERALLY NOONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER!"
"and by that I mean I came"
>>63095509
HACK THE PLANET!!!
http://earwolf.com/episode/hackers/
ive been waiting for this for a long time
Should I get Nashville or 3 Women?
also, criterion thread
>>63095466
which one do you prefer?
>>63095466
Depends on the bonus features maybe
But Nashville may have more replay value
Stoked to have gotten the Cassavetes box set yesterday for $44, down from $125
>>63095486
Haven't seen either.
>watching movie
>see this guy
DROPPED
Seriously, this guy is fucking terrible. I can't put a finger on why, but I'd love to shot this fuck in the face.
>>63095432
The New Guy was great. Go fuck yourself.
He must have a hell of an agent
>>63095432
Legit is GOAT
Which one is the best?
The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull if you pull off your nostalgia goggles
>>63095395
crystal skull is the best
3
Every other answer is a blatant troll.
Just bought my favorite film of all time on blueray
cool blog post, nigger.
post feet
>>63095292
>fingerless gloves
worse than the ogre hand
I just saw this with my friend and girlfriend.
Ask me anything.
I don't think you have a girlfriend
Enjoy your J L nudes
>>63095150
I just marathoned the first 5 minutes of the hunger games.
Ask me anything
>my friend and my girlfriend
Was your girlfriend's kid present ?
ITT: movies that you can only appreciate when you've got an above average IQ.
>>63095131
>>63095230
>tfw you finally get it
Bay is truly a genius
