>Any questions?
I miss the 90's.
This is your life after Blacked....
What would be your occupation in Westeros?
Rapist who gets sent to the wall. Probably dies from the shits.
Just being realistic.
>>71535788
A high class whore.
I'm a big guy, probably man at arms
Is it wrong to watch children's shows or cartoons as an adult?
no. it's perfectly acceptable.
>>71535702
Only if you do it for free.
You're not hurting anybody by doing so, are you?
>Pour a gallon of hot cum down my throat and call me Helen, that's Jason Bourne!
>>71535286
>Well switch my voter registration to Republican and give me a Trump hat, that's Jason Bourne!
>>71535286
>Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit, that's Jason Bourne!
>>71535286
>someone get me some chicken and watermelon, that's Jason Bourne!
So since this guy is gone, who's there left who actually count's as a villain?
There aren't supposed to be straight up villains
>>71535233
Are you telling me Ramsay wasn't a straight of villain?
>>71535208
>"I'm literally retarded and I didn't just watch Cersei kill half the cast and take the iron throne. Gee, I wonder who the next villain is?"
This is what you sound like faggot.
>>>/reddit/
Emma Stone and Alicia Vikander set for rival Agatha Christie biopics
>The Danish Girl star Alicia Vikander and The Amazing Spider-Man’s Emma Stone have both been lined up to play a young Agatha Christie in biopics being developed at rival Hollywood studios.
>According to the Hollywood Reporter, Vikander has been approached by Sony to play the celebrated crime author in her formative years as a “proto-feminist” unhappy with traditional wife-and-mother expectations. Stone, on the other hand, has been pencilled in for Paramount’s take on Christie’s “missing” 11 days in 1926 – a subject already covered in Michael Apted’s 1979 film Agatha, which starred Vanessa Redgrave and Dustin Hoffman.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/27/emma-stone-alicia-vikander-rival-agatha-christie-biopics-sony-paramount
Which will win?
>>71535203
Vikander will BTFO that ugly frog
>>71535257
I think both movies will be good. And Emma is very pretty, don't be mean.
Throughout all this Ghostbusters remake hullabaloo, where was the hate train for the remakes of Robocop and Total Recall?
I felt like I was the only one that was truly livid that two classic Verhoeven movies were being tainted with boorishly CGI driven imitators, and still haven't seen either out of protest.
Yet, people were okay with Total Recall (despite the charisma vacuum that is Colin Farrell) and people even LIKED the new Robocop despite it lacking any good satire (A parody of Fox News and Bill O'Reilly? Oh my god this has never been done before!) and a fun but at the same time, plausibly gritty looking future (ED-209's in Iraq lmao)
So truly, why does the new Ghostbusters get the hate? Why the backlash against reboots now?
I think everyone forgot total recall remake was a thing and roboremake while not as good as the first had enough going on in its own right to be enjoyable
Plus neither of them accused people of being bigots for not wanting to watch them
you have posted this exact same thread, word for word, every day for weeks. why are you doing this?
>Star in dozens of movies
>My only enduring legacy is appearing naked while pregnant on a magazine cover
Why is life so cruel?
Shes also remembered for being ashton kutchers wife briefly
>>71535175
Spit on her grave why don't you
>>71535083
I'll always remember that spectacular jungle bush.
Deadpool w/R rating
>Box office: $775.7 million
X-Men: Apocalypse w/PG-13
>Box office: $484.7 million
Why do Americas only like movies with memes now?
>>71534867
The former was a good movie which knew how to use its core demographic to advertise it and spread out to a larger and more general audience. The latter was just another in a long line of shitty movies for a series that has no coherence anymore.
Also if Americans like movies with memes, then the new Ghostbusters movie should do smashingly well, especially when they are doing the opposite of what the marketers for Deadpool did for advertising.
>>71534867
Apocalypse ended at 550m m8.
Not much but certainly not 484m.
That being said, the comedy of Deadpool appeals to larger audiences. It was the MCU mold with an edgier tone. It was made to make tons of money. And Im glad it did. Because the success of Deadpool will keep paying for more patrician-men movies.
Apocalypse best villain of the year. There, I said it.
Find a flaw
>>71534838
Don't fly so close to the monster?
>>71534838
Too much caffeine
>>71534838
The completely forgettable cast of characters minus Lizzy Caplan and T.J. Miller.
recommend me an optimistic movie, /tv/
i want to forget how alone i am
The Avengers
The Room
What does optimism feel like?
>Ned, take my son and claim he's yours. I need you to not ask Robert to legitimize him despite that easily being within both of your power and to give him a romanticized view of what is essentially a prison for rapists and murderers. Make absolutely certain never to tell anyone his true heritage, including your wife whom you trust so that she'll secretly dislike him forever, but to make a grand mystery of it so that he'll grow up wondering the answers to questions he'll never know, despite it actually being easier to just say that you fucked a barmaid and she died in childbirth or something. Lastly, and only if there's time, try to make sure he grows up feeling ostracized and alone by having him eat at a different table from your real children, and make sure that literally everyone in the North and most of the people in the South know how much of a bastard he is.
What did she mean by this?
>>71534598
Jon would of been killed just like Rhaegar Targaryen's other wife and kids. Remember the whole thing of Oberyn going "You raped her, you murdered her, you killed her children" yeah? That was Jon's step mom and siblings.
>>71534598
Ned wasn't a good liar. That's all there is to it.
Legitimizing him wouldn't have changed the fact that he was a child born outside of Ned's marriage. Ned couldn't tell anyone of the father's identity because of Robert. The story is that Ned did fuck some random woman. It was Cat's doing to have Jon ostracized.
> it's a PTA flick
You are the definition of a pleb
>it's a shit post
>>71534727
>>71534754
The master and incoherent vice sucked
I'm sorry
>all the remaining male characters are crippled, deformed, incompetent, or cockless
>all of the leaders have been replaced by women, except for the north but he only got the title when a seven year old girl spoke for him
Why
It's the current year.
why not
Jon Snow is literally going to win the Game of Thrones
Who is your favorite news anchor?
#nostrils4miles
>>71534594
Those are coke nostrils brah
Fiona Bruce
Posh Totty
