>What is this?
>Cut this crap out
>No one wants to see Superman trying to be Superman
>People want to see more Batman. Batman = $$$$
>What the fuck
>Zack
>I told you
>No one wants to see Clark being Clark
>Or him doing his job as a Reporter
>Stop trying to develop his character
>God fucking dammit
I'm getting the warm fuzzies and I haven't even seen the Ultimate Cut yet.
Supes is a faggot, fuck him.
"Cmon man, the foods not that bad"
>>71534441
Water my ass! Bring this guy some pepto bismol!
>I'd rather be eating something else right now, but I'm thinking of food
How is Parker so based?
QUESTIONS
If the face huger lays the egg into the esophagus of the host, why wouldn't the host feel massive discomfort as the alien gestated and essentially clog the esophagus because the alternatives are the egg somehow punch a hole through the esophagus to which would be extremely painful for the host, or the egg would continue to slide down into the stomach and even if it survived the acid, there's no reason the alien wouldn't just chew out of the stomach and abdomen instead of the chest.
SECOND Why would the alien choose to punch through one of the hardest bones in the human body, the sternum, and not opt to move 6 inches down where there is no bones obstructing its path to escape its host? Also, with how easily it breaks through bone, why wouldn't the alien fly out of the host like a rocket and struggle with a thine layer of fabric?
Finally, Why not just freeze and remove the damn thing?
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So I took a while to watch this and I can't get over the puppet sex here. I feel like I'm watching Team America again.
>>71534412
I have not seen this yet, but Team America is a work of art.
>>71534412
I was quietly loling in the cinema because I was thinking about how someone would have had to spent months animating it. But then it kept going and I joined in with the awkward uncomfortable silence with everyone else.
>>71534412
Serious question are you a virgin
>WITNESS ME!!!
How did this not become a meme?
Because you haven't forced it yet.
Remember anon. Only you can force a meme.
>>71534466
But anon, when should I force it?
>>71534409
It did
For a little while
Am I the only one that really hates Suicide Squad as a concept?
>Lol so edgy criminals who have to do what we say cause they got bombs inside them cuz we're the big bad evil shady government lmao!
Go back to being spoonfed 'movies' by marvel
Is Deathstroke in it?
Why doesn't Hollywood make fun movies anymore? Kurt Russell, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, all actors you knew you were going to have a good time watching. Tom Cruise is probably the last holdout. Hollywood doesn't seem to want these kind of actors anymore, why?
>>71534385
toxic masculinity
Because of the new age change as this thread describes
>>71527038
>>71534385
Did Kurt Russell discover /tv/ recently? Why the fuck are there so many Snake Plissken threads lately?
Just got amazon prime to watch the cardinals show, is there anything else worth watching on here like Mr. Robot or is that show shit?
>>71534317
I also like Amazon Prime™
>>71534317
It has all of the HBO greats. Oz, Sopranos, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Generation Kill, Treme, Carnivale, etc.
Pretty decent selection. Also has the full series of Justified and Sons of Anarchy. Switch to Amazon Prime™ today!
>>71534376
Should I watch this dumb fucking robot show or not?
I wish l hadn't rewatched this. It hasn't aged well at all.
>>71534030
Yes it has, you're just a nigger too easily distracted by flashy special effects.
I disagree.
>>71534073
Tbqhwy, l think l just might be a pendatic autist. It's not about the effects at all, l definitely prefer them to today's shit, but Maggie's seven-shot, recoil-free revolver rustled my jimmies.
Then there's also the less than stellar dialogue, and not to mention the sound effects.
Everything else is breddy gud tho, especially that GOAT soundtrack.
Movies About ugly guys who get the girl?
pls
In super, rain Wilson is inexplicably dating liv Tyler
If the guy on the right got a tan, got hair plugs, ate healthy, and worked out his neck and shoulders he might actually look comparable. He would at least increase his attractiveness by several magnitudes.
the graduate
Is it true this is propaganda?
I honestly didn't see anything that really reflected the election besides the woman president.
>>71533936
Hilariously all out left wing film.
Except for candygirl. Without her it would have been SJW memefest the film. Also she was fucking hot.
It was fun though.
>>71533989
Tag line
> Keep America Great
Doesn't ring a bell?
How is it? Worth $10.99 of should I go to a matinee?
good
Its a classic
>>71533859
it's classic
Why didn't they release the MoS Director's Cut?
It was pretty clear that they cut some important scenes.
I bet they movie would be improved just like BvS
>>71533735
Snyder openly said he wants to. Apparently it is still in the realm of possibilities
>>71533735
You don't understand. There were no deleted scenes or extra scenes that were cut out.
What they cut out was just extra b roll footage basically from each scene. Just extra footage. Not full scenes. They fine-tuned it. There is a video interview somewhere where he explains this. I'm to lazy to find it.
Batman v Superman was 4 hours with the all the extra footage then cut down to 3 hours as the finished cut (like man of steel) but then the studio had them cut out 30 more minutes of actual scenes and extra footage.
>>71533774
REALLY? Please let it be true but I doubt it since it's been so long.
Unless after the Man of Steel sequel and Batman Standalone movie comes out, a special ultimate Kino box set is released
what is this show actually about?
The Highlander coming out of the closet.
>>71533612
the last two episodes of season 1 where the bodybuilder red-head gets raped. jamie? that's what it's about for me.
A good show that /tv/ doesn't watch.
>white man saves 100+ lives heroically
>base move on the real life events
>everyone thinks they stole the plot from Flight
Why are people so dumb?
>>71533592
Hating white people is fashionable
I gave up being an SJW when I realised no matter how much you try, they'll still hate you for being a white male at the end of the day. White males are like /pol/'s equivalent to jews. I've seen how far the rabbit hole goes.
>>71533592
Racism aside, they do have a point . It's the exact same plot.
>>71533592
Can't speak for this one, but Flight was a glorified Alcoholics Anonymous ad, fucking awful.
>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
What did they mean by this?
Don't be a HENRY HOGGERLet everyone enjoy the show
>>71533563
>implying anyone on /tv/ receives texts
>>71533563
Don't be a Ricky Repost
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