>all black men are heroes or sexual gifted studs
>all white men are either annoying betas, diaperfags or mind-control rapists
>all women (including lesbians) are strong and powerful and able to overcome the evil white man’s oppression.
>white men hate the word “rape”
>even the drug addict black guy is painted as a good guy who helps Jessica, “Go in there and help those people, that’s your super power!”
>but it’s ok to beat the shit out of white guys because they’re evil and creepy.
it actually doesn’t come as a surprise at all that this show was directed by a lesbian jew
>>63348061
you're genuinely retarded
seek help
call 911 immediately
This thread again
>>63348076
Let's face it, it's a bad show anyway and ritter isn't hot enough to be worth it
So, now that the dannish took over the Dark Tower adaptation, what are the chances we get Based Mads as Roland?
>>63348010
Please, I don't want this faggot.
I could see it but I think someone like Timothy Olyphant is a better choice.
As long as we get pic related as Oy
THIS HOLIDAY
THIS CHRISTMAS
SOMEBODY
WILL RAPE
Did he get his shit fucked up?
Ahahaha! Is he wearing fucking eye liner? Jesus Quentin
>>63347668
Jesus, he looks like a grandmother.
Forget farting on live TV, he has bigger problems.
>>63347836
UNO
And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And Teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
>>63347521
Is this movie any good?
I've heard mixed reviews.
>>63347646
It's universally loved by middle school boys. Everyone else knows it's shit.
>>63347700
Can confirm I loved this movie in middle school.
be honest /tv/: would you fuck Snoop?
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>>63347448
If she could love cock for one day, sure.
>>63347448
YERP
Would fuck raw and cum inside
The Blues Brothers was on last night and I forgot how funny the scene was when all them Neo-Nazis jumped into the river for the cowards that they are.
Felt good to laugh.
>>63347105
>track down their address
>it's fucking Wrigley Field
HAHAHAHAHA
>>63347105
Falling down the stairs in the tiny schooldesks always gets me
>>63347105
>this triggers /poltv/
ITT: Times when "the book is always better than the movie" got BTFO. I'll start with a classic.
>>63347274
Of course it's better, it cuts out all that annoying Tom Sawyer shit.
Cinéma is a different language than literature
They tried to adapt Ulysses once and it was garbage. Likewise there's never been a good Shakespeare adaptation.
>Hey Luke did I ever tell you about how I learned to become a force ghost? I learned it from Qui Gon who learned it 10 years after he died.
>>63346761
lol star force is shit
>>63346761
I've always been annoyed by the whole force ghost thing. It's a stupid, inconsistent fucking plot point that cheapens character deaths and creates even more holes in Star Wars' already dumb plot.
Why do people shit themselves over this mediocre franchise?
>>63346761
why didn't they just fly the eagles into the deathstar and bacome heroes
I hereby nominate Ruby Wax as the all time worst guest on QI. She might actually be worse than that ventriloquist cunt
i'm sure she's a nice lady but she has to be one of the least talented cunts to ever have a comedy career
except the vetriloquist cunt
she must know the right people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S10VJ5H542I&index=1&list=PL831D565357A3E138
It's a funny episode tho
>that ventriloquist
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
This is the best movie of the decade so far.
Thoughts?
Nah it ain't
>>63346447
It's close
>>63346447
No.
I've never noticed a movie age so fast. I saw it about a year ago and it was great, but by march this year it already felt completely dated and aged. It's not very good for rewatches, and is not very deep either.
I liked it a lot when I first saw it but in retrospect it's just alright; it has some good parts but it lacks a lot of things.
Also Miles Teller is fucking insufferable (which kind of works for this character but it's still miles fucking teller).
Do you wath any amerikan talk shows? I only watch some episodes of Conan depending on the guest. His web content is superior
>>63346060
>horse haet pizza
>>63346060
Please enable the spell check on your iDevice
>>63346060
When there is nothing else on TV sure, but just for a few minutes until there is something better on.
>even paul rudd got fit for this
so women can look skinny as shit to be a superhero but not men
>>63345959
That's exactly right, well except for Jesse Eisenberg, he gets to be a skinny fairy faggot Lex Luthor
>>63345959
Rudd is in the same relative shape as Gadot.
Waiting for Gadot's gains is retarded because she's a woman. They just don't build muscle like men.
Rudd and Gadot put similar effort.
Compare their results.
That's normal.
Women are just shit at building muscle without "help"
>>63345959
isn't that guy like 5'7? how does he look so big?
anyone like this show? i've never seen it discussed here
Yes. Most people like season 1 and 2, after that, the show went to shit.
>>63345663
s1 goat
s2 pretty good
s3 good
rest is shit
>>63345663
SCOFIELLDD!!
Oh shit /tv/! Godzilla just rose from the ocean!
i for one welcome our new dinosaur overlords
>>63345605
>Final Wars Godzilla
Pfft, lightweight
