Why does he always wear this retarded beard and immediately gains weight after a movie is done when he looks so much better without this shit? He almost still looks like his old Titanic self when he is in good shape and without this fucking beard.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
DUDE PUMP N DUMP SCHEMES LMAO
DUDE MY ENTIRE BODY OF WORK IS GLORIFYING ITALIAN AMERICAN CRIMINALS LMAO
>>63439098
He's banging super models on his yacht daily. You think he gives a shit what some sperglord on /tv/ thinks?
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Villains who did nothing wrong.
>>63439048
He told you to say that
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>Shot simultaneously on 35 mm film and high-definition video. Tommy Wiseau was confused about the differences between the formats, so he used both cameras on the same mount. He also purchased the cameras, instead of renting them as film productions usually do.
Why are they making a movie about the making of a shitty movie? There are plenty of shitty movies by inexperienced people out there, why is this one so special?
>>63439014
wow thats impressive. I just cant imagine franco actually nailing the accent. I mean wtf is that accent anyway.
Someone in Japanese pink movies? I haven't watched any and i'm searching for best in the genre. Which would you recomend me? Is this Tokyo Decadence worth watching?
>Tokyo... Decadence
>Milton Keynes... Corruption
>Surrey... Amorality
god I'm so turned on unf
ITT: Characters who are literally you
>>63438829
>ITT: Characters who are literally you
>character who are literally you
>you are literally a character in a television program
>literally
We're literally twins
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>>63438803
How many fucking times are we going to have this fuckingthread holy shit you fucking idiots there's no indication it's the new adventures of rick o Connell the fucking mummy frnachise is older than those fucking movies stop acting like Fraser created the franchsise suht up shut SAHURT PUUPPPPPP1
will he at least get some kind of royalties from the new franchise
>>63438803
>4:30 AM
Time for bed, anon.
Who /gottheirtickets/ here?
Force Awakens will be a fucking masterpiece.
>>63438548
worse than capeshit
@63438609
your mom is worse than capeshit
>That's how it starts, the fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good man, cruel
What did he mean by this?
>>63438536
Bruce has emotional problems
Batman is going through a crisis due to Joker's murder of Jason Todd as well as losing a ton of employees and friends when the Wayne tower in Metropolis was destroyed. He's in pain, he's mad, and he wants a target, so he's going after superman.
>>63438563
>Bruce has emotional problems
Is he autistic?
Anybody remember the time Seanbaby, Kthor Jensen, and others responded to the AFI's funniest movies of all time list with the Internet Film Laser Squad Funniest Movies of all time list?
http://www.seanbaby.com/ifls/
>>63438522
>The American Film Institute's List
>#100 - Good Morning Vietnam
>Erik: Good Morning Vietnam wouldn't even make it onto my top 100 WORST comedies of all time - IT'S THAT BAD. Here's the whole movie: Robin Williams tells jokes that clearly aren't funny and then they cut to the other actors laughing uproariously at them. And then at the end, the sad clown cries. Fuck you Robin Williams. This movie, combined with every other movie Robin Williams has ever made, including Bicentennial Man and Patch Adams which I'm counting 100 times each, resulted in the Laser Squad's strict "no Robin Williams" policy. Please note that KThor broke this rule when he included Shakes The Clown on his list.
>Seanbaby: The front of the box is proud that Time magazine called it "...the best military comedy since 'M*A*S*H'..." Way to go, but being the funniest war movie is a lot like being the best looking child molestor. You only won because no one else entered the damn contest, and it probably shouldn't have been held in the first place.
>Kthor: It’s a funny movie about Vietnam. It’s a funny movie that’s not funny about fucking Vietnam. The Vietnam War, one of the biggest tragedies in American history, a pointless military conflict that destroyed a generation and created a climate of divisiveness that nearly tore America apart, causing tens of thousands of American kids in the prime of life to die, go insane, or become addicted to heroin. You know what the sad part is? The war itself probably packed more laughs than this Barry Levinson turdswish.
>>63438551
>The Internet Film Laser Squad's List
>#100 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
>Seanbaby: The Holy Grail caused some controversy among the Internet Film Laser Squad, and I'm one of the people unexcited about it making the list. It was a funny movie before the Dungeons & Dragons nerds and Arthurian reenactors based an entire civilization around quoting it, and I wish I could ignore all that and concentrate just on the film itself, but they ruined it so badly I can't imagine a world where Monty Python is still funny. And even if my mind could build a perfect little dimension in my head, one of those geeks in the crappy world would find some way to build a warp drive thing and invade my new utopia to hold "The Renaissance Fairre that says NEE!"
>Kthor: I agree that Holy Grail is tainted by the fervent ass-rubbing of high-school students in floor-length capes and fake vampire teeth, but if you can distance yourself from the mental image of anybody who can quote this film, there’s still a couple stand-out scenes in this mess that make me perfectly OK with declaring it the #100 funniest movie ever. Both Meaning of Life and Life of Brian are funnier and less overexposed.
>>63438582
>AFI list
>#99 - The Nutty Professor
>Seanbaby: They shouldn't have counted a movie that was made 10 times better just by adding Eddy Murphy in a grandma suit and having him fart.
>Erik: I like Jerry Lewis movies. But they've all run together in my head so that I can't remember specific details about any of them, or pick one over the other in order to put it onto my top 100 list. I'm sure it's the same for the AFI. So what they should have done here is simply picked the Jerry Lewis movie with the best title. For me, that's Cinderfella. Because of their obsession with laughing at men dressed up as women, I'm really surprised the AFI didn't pick Cinderfella too.
>Kthor: I have a soft spot in my head for Jerry Lewis, and sometimes hulking eight-year-olds come by my desk and put their thumbs in it. That causes spastic brain functions, sort of akin to the spastic brain functions of the dried-up hosewashers at the AFI when they put this perfect example of vintage Jerry Lewis genius so far down on their list. 99 my Luftbaloon!
>"it's not possible."
>"no..it's necessary."
>im not doing this for you
>>63438154
i actually liked interstellar. we need more hard science fiction movies. visuals were great. story was good. i fucking hated the "love" dialogue. truly cringeworthy but theres not too much of it.
>>63438154
Gotta admit though, spinning IS a good trick.
God Tier:
Eyes Wide Shut
Barry Lyndon
Dr. Strangelove
Flying Padre
High Tier:
Full Metal Jacket
Paths of Glory
The Seafarers
Mid Tier:
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
2001: A Space Odyssey
Day of the Fight
Low Tier:
Fear and Desire
I haven't seen any others.
>>63438088
>Mid Tier:
>The Shining
>>63438088
>eye wide shut
>highest
He didn't even finish editing it
How can it be ranked so high?
>>63438167
Each tier is organized by date of release in descending order.
>Post yfw ORussell is being exposed as the hack he is
>>63438043
This image looks shooped as fuck.
>>63438043
>Ripping off the cover to Deus Ex
disgusting
>>63438113
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/joy_2014/
Every night in my dreams
I see you
I feel you;-;
>>63438019
What is an Oscar?
>>63438019
>Leo will NEVER win an oscar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KolfEhV-KiA
>>63438090
>>63438038
He shouldve gotten one for titanic
>From the moment we arrived on Bajor, it was clear that we were the superior race. But they couldn't accept that. They wanted to be treated as equals when they most certainly were not. Militarily, technologically, culturally, we were almost a century ahead of them in every way. We did not choose to be the superior race. Fate handed us our role.
Jesus Christ.
>>63438014
>telling the truth is racist now
Get fucked
>>63438014
He was a race realist.
Basically, what every white keyboard Aryan warrior believes about niggers on the internet.
Star Trek is truly before its time.
Have you guys ever used this? My gf's family is mormon and this is how they watch dvd's
What can I expect?
>>63437918
debbie does dallas
>5 mins
lol religious people are so fucking stupid
>>63437918
non-degeneracy, you nigger.
