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>>63444617
Will outgross Avatar.
>>63444617
>a literal memesaber
100% guarantee Luke says "Rey, I am your father"
>“Red Mars” is set to go into production next summer for a January 2017 debut.
omfg, this will be so epic!
Yeah, we get it. Having any sort of expectations for a sci-fi novel adaptation is pretty dumb.
>J. Michael Straczynski
Not sure if hype
They better not fuck this up
has Tom Cruise ever died on screen?
edge of tomorrow
>>63444425
Collateral
>>63444425
>$4.2 million
all thanks to the queen of nerds <3333
I never thought I'd be dreading the return of MST3K. Why, Joel, why?
I'm still waiting to be woken up over 'ere.
>Friends S1
>Rachel doesn't know Chandler
>Friends S3
>Flashback episode shows Rachel first met Chandler months/a year before the events of the pilot
>Friends S5
>Rachel and Chandler now apparently met during their highschool/college days a few times
>Friends S10
>Rachel and Chandler made out one time during highschool/college
I...
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Everything after season 1 was a dream of Chandler's. That's why he got to marry a hottie.
Watched an episode not long ago
>established early on that rachel was the slutty cheerleader in high school
>she tells a story of when she shared a drunken kiss with another girl
>phoebe doesnt believe her because of how "boring" and "vanilla" rachel is
>this is also despite the fact monica and rachel made out with phoebe in the room several seasons before
Also, the B plot of the episode is Chandler picking out a tuxedo,...
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Friends pussified an entire generation of men. It's a beta training series. All of the characters are horrible friends, and when you take the laugh track away it gets really creepy.
What's your favorite film set in the city where you live? Pic related, it's mine
There's not many
There's a handful but it's mostly Cronenberg. Our city is primarily used for other cities.
>>63444193
my senpai
Well, this last episode was pretty fucking groovy.
How do you like it so far?
tbqh, I thought the last 2 episodes were a little slow, but I get their trying to fill 10 episodes with only so much story.
i-is lucy lawless kill? i assume she just got dragged to some nether region and needs rescuing... right?
>>63445417
She's a deadite, bruv
Anyone here seen this?
Is it any good?
>>63443883
Toby's lusting for that imitation game fame
>>63443883
>that tagline
jesus christ
>>63443883
>Biopic
No, son
why is he so based
>“I’ve been in Hollywood for fifty years and I have never met an executive of a television or movie company, or a talent agency, that was prejudiced against people of different colors or against women. I’ve never met anyone,” he said. “Now, why there are more men directing films than women, I can’t answer that. But it’s not because of prejudice.
>“It’s a question like why there are more white basketball or football players in America," the director continued. "Most...
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>“I can’t explain why that is, but that is an open playing field, and I believe that cinema is too," he said. "I have never heard of a man running a studio, talent agency or a network saying, ‘Oh, I don’t want to hire a woman for that job.’ But women have to put themselves forward. ...All I can say is that I’m certain people have faced obstacles in trying to work in all the art forms or in sports. I was a pretty good basketball player when I was a kid in high school, but I could never play on a professional basketball team. There...
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when it’s mentioned that Meryl Streep recently pointed out the large imbalance between male and female film critics, Friedkin was particularly put out.
>[W]ho the fuck is counting the gender of critics?!" he said. "What is that? Are we now asking for diversity among film critics? Oh my God! What is the world coming to? Let me just say this to you. I guess in the United States, which is all I can speak about, I think there are probably now more women than men. So the whole concept about how many women will be critics or directors or whatever...
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>>63443696
Thank you OP
It is indeed sad that such threads will go largely unnoticed.
>The incompetence of the American military
>Blind Japanese samurai and a Japanese otaku 2chan poster
>Stupid concepts like quislings and feral children
>Israel is best rael
>"Muh dogs even though I hated them but now I attack people that do and now I'm in a special K9 unit durrrrrrr"
>DUDE I'M GUARDING RICH CELEBRITIES AND BILL MAHER AND ANNE COULTER ARE HAVING SEX ON THE...
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>>63443694
>Israel is best rael
D R O P P E D
>After the Zombies take over America the government suddenly comes up with the perfect plan to rebuild society which just works flawlessly because the author said so
Every military was retardedly incompetent in that except Israel, but Yonkers was a special case of shitty writing.
https://youtu.be/Qvsdjmn1ae4
Tell me why the makers of this shouldn't be publicly executed immediately
>>63443671
oh fucking christ it's so bad
>shitty premise
>shitty animation style
>zero lipsync
>pretending a chick voiced by ariana grande will ever like the dork as opposed to the big dark strong successful charismatic guy
literally can't believe this is a 2015 big budget production
>>63443671
Mel Brooks deserves better than...whatever the fuck this is.
It's like that Dino Time movie that came out a while back. Just pure shit on every conceivable level.
>>63443671
>Nick Hoult
Fucking why. He's better than this. This is only a smidgen better than Foodfight.
Reeeeaally?
i'd hit it
>>63443689
>Reeeeaally
>>63443742
yes. bring your fine ass over here and find out
ITT: Best Cinema Snacks
Pic related for me, 3 of these are delicious during the feature
>>63443049
Cold Sheppard's pie
>>63443049
Im old fashioned
>>63443073
Its Shepherds Pie
what was his deal, familia?
>>63443027
He is a cyborg that worked for Lando. Isn't it pretty obvious?
>>63443027
>the young Lobot was arrested by the Bespin Wing Guard for stealing and convicted of the crime. However, he requested that the Baroness Administrator Ellisa Shallence preside over his case. Seeing potential in the young vagabond, Ellisa sentenced Lobot to fifteen years of involuntary service to the Cloud City community, rather than serve a lengthy prison term, and for him to undergo cyborg augmentation. Cloud City techs shaved Lobot's head, drilled holes in his skull, and then fitted him...
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>>63443719
Luke, did Lando ever tell you about his cyborg assistant that was forced to undergo cyborg augmentation? They were good friends
>God vs Man
>Day vs Night
>Bat of Gotham vs Son of Krypton
>Caped Crusader vs Man of Steel
>Islam vs Christianity
>Balding vs Divorce
>Academy Award Winner vs Never been in a critically acclaimed movie in his career
>6'4 Master Race vs 5'11 Super Manlet
'The red capes are coming... the rest capes...
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>>63442984
Batfleck penis hog vs 6inch Super Chode
>>63442984
D R O P P E D
the greatest gladiator fight in the history of the planet
>God vs Man
>Day vs Night
>Son of Krypton vs Bat of Gotham
>England vs America
>Christianity vs Islam
>Hairline vs JUST
ha, I love it!
