Is he going bald?
>tfw Superman is secretly the real Lex Luthor
Jesus Chirst, how fucking pathetic? I refuse to see this movie.
Why were all the Jedi complete assholes to him? Did he even have any friends besides his waifu and Obi Wan? I feel bad for him.
>>63517906
They weren't though, because he was a good friend.
>>63517906
No, he was a insubordinate fuck head who constantly fucked shit up for the Jedi.
>>63517906
Luke, did I ever tell you about the jedi not being allowed to love?
It was an incredibly odd rule that we had absolutely no hope in hell of enforcing, given that jedi flew all across the galaxy, numbered only a few thousand, could leave the order at any time and had complete autonomy.
Oddly enough, your father never once exploited this, and instead was in a very obvious relationship with your mother.
Well, I say obvious in hindsight, since despite being his closest friend, I never once suspected it or thought anything of the vast amounts of time he spent with her.
I suppose the 56th time he said he was going to see Evar Orbus and his galactic Jizz Wailers in the same month ought to have been a tip off, but it's not the sort of things you think of your good friends doing. Even after they genocide people.
And he was a good friend
/xfg/
Was this the worst episode?
Yes. Either that or Space.
no like damn have you seen the field where i died?
The MOTW episodes recycle so much that they blend together for me.
This is the worst script of the history of cinema. I never analyze scripts so much, but this is special, holy fucking shit, this script is so fucking bad that casuals stop mid movie to say "this is script is really fucking bad" and script is something casuals don't even notice. It's a hellraiser movie that is mixes up with zombies and vampires of some kind, and it doesn't even has gore in it. It manages to be cheesy, boring, pointless and with stupid dialogue. This script was so fucking bad i bothered making a thread about how bad it was.
I went on a festival of "vintage" horror movies, and i went inside because on the outside it only said "hellraiser" and i thought it was the first one, half the room walked before the middle of the movie.
Hellraiser: deader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ftrj6naVgQ
This is the trailer, and it makes the movie look like 10 times better than it actually is, and that says something
you are probably the only person alive to have watched it
>>63518233
/thread
After the role of a lifetime, I've been "busy".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3wGaCBYw5M
It's from John Hillcoat
>mfw I'm going to see it anyway, /tv/'s hatred for Aaron Paul or not
Cast looks solid I think im sold, thanks OP id not heard about this.
>>63517738
>all dem meme actors
looks shit tbqchwy famo
what did she say to the helicopter pilot?
lotta loyalty for a hired gun
>>63517635
>I AM LE DANGER XDDD
>>63517635
Don't worry no charge for me
>Isaac Oscar was born in Guatamala
>Poe Dameron was born on Yavin 4
>Yavin 4 was filmed in Guatemala
POTTERY
You've Guatemalan be kidding me!
>>63517626
>Poe Dameron was born on Yavin 4
You don't know that
/pol/ BTFO
#BASEDBOYEGA
>>63517605
so fucking based
What's wrong with his nose?
Why do posters look so much cooler with moonrunes on them?
Which movies best capture the essence of Midwest USA?
rich hill
>>63517565
Take Shelter is one of the best recent ones.
Close encounters of the third kind
How come Hollywood doesn't make movies for middle-class people anymore?
They do. It's called capeshit, reboots of pre-existing properties or films and cinematic universes based on toys
>>63517281
>this slimey kike has anal raped every waifu you've ever loved
You're an idiot.
>yfw animated Jane is hotter
2D is always better you dip
>>63516785
Who is that manfaced abomination on the right?
>>63516785
/a/ knows this since forever
This broke the camel's back. Getting a C-pop singer to shill the Force Awakens confirmed my suspicion. Star Wars the Force Awakens will be disappointing like Jurassic World. It is not a true sequel, but an intro to the franchise to China. Disney designed and tailored the movie for Chinese audiences first, which means it will be a forgettable CGI tech demo with occasional references to the OT. Here is some evidence:
- Release date three weeks from the rest of the world. Censorship, review by State Board on Radio, Television and Film, and translation usually force foreign films to release months after original release. Did Disney time things to allow a Chinese release not to long after the rest of the world?
- Disney sent SW cosplayers to march on the Great Wall. Several China exclusive promos.
- Theatrical rerelease of SW films in June to generate hype for Chinese youth who do not know what the franchise is about.
- Omission of 'Episode 7' from the title, to avoid confusion to younger Chinese.
- Exclusive trailers, promos, and poster change to emphasize OT characters (not to hide Finn).
- Newest trailer introduced by Lu Han, a popular C-pop singer.
- Hiring JJ Abrams and a bunch of hack writers who focus on visuals and CGI tech demos rather than characters and story.
- Not revealing much about the plot or characters and blocking reviews before release date. When Phantom Menace was about to be released, Lucasfilm let critics publish reviews weeks before release, released the soundtrack, two video games release, and a novelization before release date. Not for Force Awakens, because Disney wants to hide its Chinese intentions and focus on promoting its ties to the OT.
- Disney pretends the prequels never existed in ads, promo materials, despite the rest of the world's knowledge in the last decade.
- Eliminating the EU so that Chinese do not stumble upon it. Also to avoid paying royalties and giving credit to Zahn, other authors who worked on EU.
>>63516751
My bet is slightly better than Jurassic World.
About as good as Mad Max, but less unique
>>63516835
Slightly weaker than MM is my expectation, but Jurassic World was really weak
All you need to say is JJ and anyone with taste knows exactly what this movie going to be
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/alison-brie-joining-james-francos-847852
Who will she play?
>>63516746
the jew
>>63516746
>Who will she play?
>>63516746
What did Stanley mean by this?
DUDE ROTHSCHILDS LMAO
He was a jew trying to subtly tell us about the clandestine nature of upper class jews
DANSCHNEIDERLMAO
Why are you doing that?
cuz im a real nigga
Mom what is this man doing in my room you know today is my evangelion marathon
