why would you fight crime in heels?
>>63519734
Because she's a whore. That's literally her character, a whore.
Butt is bigger so you can bounce away your enemies using a posterior jerk
Scare off manlets in metel suits
why would you fight crime in heels?
>>63519734
Because she's a whore. That's literally her character, a whore.
Butt is bigger so you can bounce away your enemies using a posterior jerk
Scare off manlets in metel suits
>make nice meal to enjoy with movie
>finished before opening credits are done
Whats some good slow to eat movie watchan food?
>>63519717
King crab legs
>pro tip, use nothing but your hands to break the shell to make it last longer
>>63519717
that is silly
Not even a weeb but pocky is objectively the best movie watching snack
>lasts a long time and gives you something to nibble on the whole movie
>doesn't get your fingers salty/greasy
>10/10 packaging
>tasty as fuck
>make nice meal to enjoy with movie
>finished before opening credits are done
Whats some good slow to eat movie watchan food?
>>63519717
King crab legs
>pro tip, use nothing but your hands to break the shell to make it last longer
>>63519717
that is silly
Not even a weeb but pocky is objectively the best movie watching snack
>lasts a long time and gives you something to nibble on the whole movie
>doesn't get your fingers salty/greasy
>10/10 packaging
>tasty as fuck
>mfw i wake up next wednesday morning and see star wars spoilers spammed all over /tv/
How about going to reddit instead?
>>63519697
we've had spoilers for weeks
>Han dies
>Daisy is Luke's daughter
>Luke is bad
I'm watching it at the first viewing - 12AM Midnight.
Since I'm in Germany and in a populated city, what's the chance that a terrorist will attack it?
>go on netflix
>no my wife and kids
>go on hulu
>no my wife and kids
what the fuck
>it's a "bitches be crazy and piss Michael off so much he tells Junior to marry a guy so he can be sane" episode
What he hell happened?
>>63519768
those are two different brothers, you idiot
I hate this NFL princess, afro american hating 'I'm better than you' chick. Fuck. I was so enjoying seeing her downward descent, pathetic career of flops one after another, after she blew Fincher for her break. Now she just HAD to get a role that plays into her ice cold, privileged nepotistic persona. Now we have to continue this meme for the next 4-5 years that she is a real actor.
>>63519605
stay mad Tyrone
>ywn go back to 2011-2012 when there were daily Roons threads on /tv/
Rooney "KKK" Mara
So what's the consensus about this movie?
>>63519394
Epic in technical scale but breathlessly intimate in narrative scope, I am Legend is a sprawling investigation of the human condition.
2nd half was absolutely horrible also
HOL UP
deviated too much from the book for my taste, but funnily enough I didn't have any problem with smith in the role.
and the movie ends too optimistic but at least it makes sense that they didn't call it omega man.
What are the best movies from Portugal?
>>63519292
t.Alberto Barbossa
>>63519292
Has Portugal made any movies ever? I have watched movies from several countries and Portugal is not one of them. I have seen City of God who is also in Portuguese thought, but it's Brazilian.
Cidade de Deus
What determines when a normal person gets turned into a Deadite?
I haven't been able to see any clear-cut rules like zombie bites in a Romero movie.
That's because deadites aren't really zombies. They're people or corpses that have been possessed by evil. Who gets possessed depends on who the evil wants to possess.
>>63519307
why doesn't the evil just possess Ash?
>>63519345
It does. Quite a lot actually.
>tfw will be blind within 6 months
Can we have a thread where you list your must see movies pls.
Also, if anyone here listens to audiobooks can you give me some good examples as that's all the media I'll be able to consume soon.
>>63519144
Are you me? I was diagnose with an eye disaese. Im going to use dragon to browse 4chan though.
>>63519144
Why will you be blind in 6 months?
your eyesight's gonna be just like your future wifeBLACKED
Wow, LEonardo DiCaprio is a lock for an oscar. That cinematography was amazing. Innaritu's best film since Birdman.
>Leonardo DiCaprio is a lock for an oscar.
>That cinematography was amazing.
You must've loved those pretty pictures a lot to make two threads about this now.
Leo could probably bang Poe from the new Star Wars but that'll be the closest he'll come to sleeping with an Oscar.
>Knocks on door
>Waits 1,8 seconds
>Knocks on door again
Why do they this in every movie?
>phone rings
>no one rushes to pick it up, like they don't even care
>Take 1 bite out of piece of Toast
>Bus arrives
>Thanks mom, cya
>>63519271
in addition
>end of phone conversation
>neither person says bye in any way, but both are ok with it an know when to hang up
ITT: Movie endings that pissed you off.
>oh hey superman, aint he an interesting guy! now I will talk about superman for 10 minutes!
>title of the film is Kill Bill
>the main character does, indeed, kill Bill
>OP is pissed off that Bill is killed
>>63518959
Why did it piss you off OP, the name of the movie is literally what happens, kind of obvious foreshadowing no?
How can a good movie become shit so fast?
I don't know, you tell me, OP.
>>63518917
At least the animation was nice
>>63518917
What do you mean?
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