Is Star Wars safe with the Disney jews? Will they turn the franchise to the dark side?
only the green side
memes
>>63534431
The prequels brought the franchise to the dark side.
Disney can restore balance to the franchise.
Tommy Wiseau now directed TFA instead of JJ, how different would it be?
it would be The Phantom Menace
You're tearing me apart, Chewey!!
>>63534278
open on the final duel between luke and darth vader on the second death star. Right when luke loses it after vader threatens his sister and he goes mad he wakes up. He goes to see his room mate and tell him about this horrible dream, basically recounts the entire original trilogy.
>Ha ha, what a story mark
then the plot starts about mark hamill trying to balance a voice acting career and being a vampire.
Should I start watching this show?
only if you ever smoked weed
Yeah, then you can see if you like it
>>63534149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yBHGrqBino
yes.
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So we can all agree that this is the best episode this season, right?
I don't think I'll ever bother rewatching an episode from this season again 2bqh.
>>63534132
Hey reddit
>>63534103
where my country gone and the one with butters going nuts at the end are the correct answers
Who did Obi Wan learn that force roar from? It's like I've heard it somewhere before
>>63534031
>force roar
He was imitating a Krayt dragon, bro
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Krayt_dragon
>>63534070
What about this scream?
https://youtu.be/-yxuDU8gims?t=25s
>>63534031
Reminder that this orange turd is a Jawa without robes
Reminder that this is the new JJ canon
Just finished season 1 and enjoyed it though I keep hearing how it turns complete shit later on.
So my question is, when does it get shit?
>>63533741
Watch it and decide for yourself faggot.
>>63533781
Last show I did that for was Dexter.I'm not going to let that happen again.
>>63533741
Season two isn't nearly as good but still quite stong. Seaso 3 is a let down. There are some tense moments but you can tell the writers are running out of steam and structurallyit's a bit of a mess. Season four takes a few episodes to find its bearings but once it does it's quite good. Great even. Though, at this point it's much less of a character study and more of a man-on-a-mission action thriller. Haven't seen any of season five yet.
Any film recommendations about life in the workplace?
The Office.
>>63533652
>ywn motorboat that ass
Why live bros
>>63533652
office space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKlDBi0cyIA
Koo nee tang,
na' na' na',
ah lawah.
Koo nee tang
what did he mean by this?
>>63533589
>Lucas is a madman help us save us
>>63533599
>all the CGI aliens Lucas keeps adding are actually people he's trapping in the digital world
My pick
>inb4 morons call it "satire"
It literally was not a satire.
Moronic c_cktural marxists cannot fathom anyone having a strong, and proud society so they label it satire. Well, guess what, losers, it wasn't. The society in the movie is damn near utopian.
>>63533530
>not the matrix
>>63533556
Robert Heinlein was anti-communist anyway, even though the book is nothing like the movie
>$5.1 million
>>63533382
>Patton Oswalt
Why...
>>63533429
Do you think her brother is ashamed of how financially dependent on her he is?
>The Revenant, the new Leonardo DiCaprio western, bids to be also the last western. That once-quintessential Hollywood genre has lost its popularity to sci-fi and comic-book flicks that trendily dramatize social tensions — along with offering escape into perpetual adolescence. The Revenant reworks the older westerns’ exploration of American history, and of the issues arising from the clash between civilization and perceived wilderness, into a spectacle replete with contemporary social distress. That makes it an Obama western.
>DiCaprio’s Hugh Glass, a guide and hunter for a fur-trading expedition in the 1820s, humbly embodies the country’s humane, multicultural hopes, yet he’s stuck amid venal, weak-principled countrymen. Burdened with the racist legacy of European settlers, Glass is haunted by the killing of his Pawnee wife and guards his biracial son. Glass’s ambivalence and fortitude are tested by his trouble with John Fitzgerald (Tom Hardy), a low-life among the government-sanctioned trappers. The unhinged, Bible-quoting carnivore Fitzgerald is a lying, killing incarnation of America’s evils.
>The epic, overlong murderous opposition between Glass and Fitzgerald reveals perfidious man in nature, and nature as alienating as it is “red in tooth and claw.” Their conflict symbolizes the war between civility and savagery, though it is not the classic sheriff-vs.-outlaw antagonism. In this End of the West western, the greed, selfishness, and brutal cynicism come straight out of our contemporary paranoid atmosphere. The Revenant portrays the U.S. as a ghost of its once idealized, rough-hewn self, a nation troubled by its treacherous past while slogging through an onerous, deadly present — thus, an Obama allegory.
Leo wins. Makes joke about getting Oscar late in career. Screencap this.
>Oscar-winning Mexican director Alejandro González Iñárritu doesn’t apologize for American history; he even avoids the Mexican–American War and the policies of European colonization that might specifically explain Manifest Destiny. Yet, by playing a Clooney–Damon–Pitt game, Iñárritu uses the western genre for a simplified critique of American temperament: Glass always physically conflicts with threatening forces, including bedrock, redneck conservatism.
>His virtue is lamely represented by romantic memories and race-conscious fatherhood. (“They don’t hear your voice, they only see your skin,” he warns his teenage son.) His struggle is epitomized in a showpiece battle with a grizzly bear. It’s like a superhero origin myth via computer-generated F/X. Glass is left nearly dead, prey to Fitzgerald’s ruthlessness. Fisheye close-ups of DiCaprio in agony recall A Clockwork Orange’s cynicism, and his snowy travails repeat that Quaalude crawl in The Wolf of Wall Street. After relentless melodramatic setbacks, phenomenal resilience wins him revenge.
>Remember how Vietnam-era westerns (Little Big Man, Soldier Blue, Bite the Bullet, High Plains Drifter) expressed liberal American guilt? Well, the trendy ISIS-era politics of Iñárritu’s western fantasy prohibit cathartic heroism. This frustration and reticence add to The Revenant’s Obama aspect. DiCaprio and the prodigious Tom Hardy sink into their characters’ obstinacy to show white American moral descent (while the knowing Native Americans bide their time stereotypically — a millennial flip of their passivity in Dances with Wolves). After ear-chewing combat with Fitzgerald, similar to Laurence Olivier and Gregory Peck’s mauling each other in The Boys from Brazil, Glass stares at the audience with a look of “This is not who we are” hopelessness.
>>63533375
Armond White, plsdon't go
Good morning, /tv/.
Good morning, Reddit.
>>63533277
Morning, Oval
good morning oval...i mean, uh, dave
>I have a bunch of jokes but no actual story: the movie
Holy shit, this thing is bad. Like really fucking bad.
>>63533257
why do you hate fun
what were they thinking?!
>>63533275
There were some good parts but all in all it just seemed like they were throwing as many jokes out as they could at the expense of everything else.
I like Triceracop though.
What is the worst /tv/ fanbase?
>>63533181
/got/ /who/ and /blacked/
>>63533181
That's like asking which kind of animal shit smells the worst
replace bane with marvel
Fucking masterpiece.
Are you serious?
>>63533108
yes it's ok
>>63533108
I assume you're talking about the book, in which case I agree.
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