just wtf
> Romeo and Juliet: The War ... focuses on two groups of superhuman soldiers, the Montagues and the Capulets. The Montagues are powerful cyborgs, while the Capulets are genetically enhanced humans. Living together in the Empire of Verona, they work together to remove threats from the city but when there’s no one left to fight, they turn to the next best thing: each other. Following the classic Romeo and Juliet storyline, a boy and girl from the warring sides fall in love and plan to secretly marry, but may be thwarted by forces beyond their control.
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/10/lionsgate-developing-romeo-and-juliet-war-film
>>63545486
The fuck
Why even bother just make a fucking new story you fucking worthless faggot
>people treat Shakespeare like it's high art and how modern adaptations are corrupting it
>all his plays were low brow fluff made for the unwashed masses because they liked the action, corny puns and crude references
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMVrMP8us6Q
Is this the worst Star Wars related thing?
I completely forgot this existed
this is a strong contender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI
>>63545284
the emperors voice
What would've happened if he stayed up all night?
>catched
>>63545126
No difference, he wakes up at 6 with the same level of tiredness as the other days.
>>63545126
Edge of Tomorrow
Why do people care about and follow box office results?
>>63545076
To spite you.
>>63545076
you think its a motherfuckin game?
its a war, and I won.
>>63545135
How can one man be so FUCKIN based?
He takes the world by storm with a movie about a ship everyone knows is gonna sink, then takes FOREVER to make another movie and then that movie becomes the new #1.
And he's not even Jewish (right?)
Daily reminder that there are shills encouraging you all to go see Star Wars even though there has been a lot of prediction of a mass shooting. Please stay home. Don't jeopardize your life over something as trivial as fucking Star Wars.
Shills want to tell you #YOLO, but honestly, just pirate the fucking thing. Stay safe /tv/ and don't let Disney play Russian Roulette with your life through peer pressure on the fucking Internet.
>>63544989
>not getting high as fuck with your bros and seeing it in imax
>>63545037
fucking pathetic. if you are a stoner you deserve it. please do the world a favor.
>>63545073
I don't really smoke now that I'm out of college, but I probably will for the wars. Enjoy staying home alone though
This fat stumpy fuck of a hobbit literally stole the Ring in the first place, so how is this story of LotR not based upon theft and immorality? How can we call them the Fellowship and not the Accomplices? The Ring should've been returned to Gollum, by the right of all civilized law
>>63544889
he stole it from an ugly creature so it's ok.
>>63544889
Gollum literally killed Deagol to steal the ring from him.
>>63544889
Finders keepers, or are you going to try to argue that he should have reported found property to the police and run a notice in the newspaper for 90 days before he could keep it?
Suggest some good comedy series. Friends was good, Seinfeld is just OK, I really dislike Kramer's character. It's exaggerated to the point of being stupid.
>>63544886
it's always sunny in philladelfia
>>63544980
who the fuck taught you how to spell? you fucking idiot. you goddamn motherfucker moron bitch.
>>63544886
Curb Your Enthusiasm.
>character's in the bathroom
>only wipes once
>>63544737
>character's in the shower
>doesn't pee
Sometimes you luck out with a clean getaway.
>>63544737
>character's in the shower
>doesn't stomp their shit down the drain
What the fuck is this retarded looking egghead
>>63544646
more like dickhead
>>63544646
He's a highly-respected Jedi Master heralding from the planet Cerea, not a retarded looking egghead.
>>63545660
Yes but have you ever told Luke about Ki-Adi-Mundi? He was a cerean Jedi Master with a seat on the council. Due to low birth rates on Cerea, he was permitted to have several wives. He was a good friend.
>go to the cinema
>all the butter dispensers are empty or out of function
Why does this still happen all the time?
>>63544633
the falcons use up all the butter, or possibly the crab legs. am I doing this right?
>go to the cinema
>arrived 3 hours late so I could skip the previews
>by myself so I had to sneak past security
>took out a small loan so I could get a soda and some skittles
>movie starts
>get shot by some crazy guy at the front
And that's the last time I'm doing that
>>63544633
>go to theater
>le falcon meme
>oh shit singles policy
>showers
>crab legs
>see james bond
10/10 the meme was ebin
Goodnight sweet prince.
William Edward "Billy" Crystal (born March 14, 1948 - December 11, 2015)
We lost one of the greats of comedy.
>>63544564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPFqGnSo8gA
Predictable: the movie
I don't think the ending was supposed to be a twist. It was building up to that the entire time.
This movie would have worked better as a video game.
any pics of Chastain from this flick?
I would argue she is one of the Top 5 actresses of the modern era.
Diverse range of genres
Good looks but not too obvious
Bitchy resting face
i like a lot of her movies. and she was p gud on damages
also she's qt af
>>63544447
She has resting sad face.
And I agree I think she's great, shame her career isn't better.
She took that bomb for Padme really well.
Why did Tony treat Christopher like a nephew instead of as a cousin?
They grew up together and Chrissy was only a few years younger than Tony.
>mfw Carm literally explains it twice in the series run
Do you just text memes to your mum on your phone while Sopranos is on?
>>63544345
because he's a junkie
treated him like a son desu
Re-watched it recently,I think it was a cool show. Normal discussion, not "lel le meme reddit XDXDXD".
>>63543982
Lel le meme reddit XDXDXD
careful not to fall for it
lel le meme reddit XDXDXD
