Tommy Wiseau now directed TFA instead of JJ, how different would it be?
it would be The Phantom Menace
You're tearing me apart, Chewey!!
>>63534278
open on the final duel between luke and darth vader on the second death star. Right when luke loses it after vader threatens his sister and he goes mad he wakes up. He goes to see his room mate and tell him about this horrible dream, basically recounts the entire original trilogy.
>Ha ha, what a story mark
then the plot starts about mark hamill trying to balance a voice acting career and being a vampire.
>"Chewie, I have cancer."
>han solo's cancer is never mentioned again
>>63534359
I'd watch this.
What if he directed Batman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89RP0oPEiv0
I DIT NNUT HITE HER I DIT NNUT HITE HER I DIT NOT
Tommy would probably be the bad guy and the good guy and have a scene where he talks to himself in a mirror before lightsabering it
>>63534359
>and being a vampire
holy shit i'd watch this
>>63534278
It would be worth watching
I AINT DO NUFFIN I DID NAHT
youre taking me apart elise - gilbert god freid
>>63534278
would have been 100x better than anything cinema has ever seen.
>multiple, minutes long sex scenes to binary sunset
should be good
>implying Wiseau would ever direct micky mouse stuff
>>63534467
>>63534600
OH HAI MARK
>>63534698
DUN WORRIE, WE ARE TOP PRODUCTION HA HA
