What snack food are you taking to the Star Wars premiere?
>>63533101
Get that Kinder Joy shit out of here. I see it back there, trying to sneak in, pretending to be a legitimate Kinder egg when it's just an abortion for the American market.
>>63533101
I'M CALLING HOMELAND SECURITY
Why did they leave her alive?
>>63532886
As a breeder, like they said
As a Redditor
>>63532886
The ol' force lightning sure did a number on Sheev.
Nitpick trivial shit that took you out of a movie
>Miyagi keeps refering to Daniel as Daniel-san when Daniel is inferior cause he is his student when the honorific "san" is used for people that are higher or equal to you
>Miyagi says "Violence is always last answer." when he broke the arm and assaulted 5 teens without trying to de-escalate the situation in other means
>has the hottest girl in school practically melting in his hands but still acts like a sad shitkid cause a few people are mean to him
>Daniel threw the first punch
>Daniel has to apologize when whore was the one who kissed the bad guy
In "Unbreakable" that movie Angelina Jolie directed about the American Olympian who was a POW in the pacific theater the actor wears a gold ring the entire movie and nobody ever says a word about.
Like. He's in a prison camp. It never gets looted by the guards who could have easily taken it without repercussion, none of the other prisoners ever mention it even in a throwaway line like "you got a girl back home?". It's just there and NOBODY acknowledges it the entire film.
It makes me believe it's the actors wedding ring IRL and he just never bothered to take it off because nobody told him to.
>>63532868
You missed the biggest plot hole of the bunch:
>Daniel wins the tournament by kicking the baddie in the face despite a different baddie having just been disqualified for kicking in the face
>>63532947
the movie was actually called 'unbroken'.
So why did Prometheus kill the humans?
>>63532662
Humans were a failed experiment.
Humans were a reddit experiment. Obvious.
>>63532719
Humans are reddit: the species
New Star Wars trailer with new footage for the chink market
https://youtu.be/ECYgD7zylrE
it looks so great visually
But harrison ford looks tired
the acting looks painful
i want of this ride
>>63532633
Damn I'm hyped again.
But that line from Han was a little cringe. I hope they don't have too many OT meme quotes.
>>63532633
>falcon crashes potentially being destroyed
dropped
Why didn't Larry take advantage of the fact that he's worth like 100 million when trying to pursue the anniversary gift? Instead he tried to pick up women like any regular guy, and even when in NY he and Jeff made up a story about being in pet grooming business or something when Larry tried to get laid by the restaurant woman.
the show downplays his ridiculous wealth a little. of course, it never, at any point, denies Larry is rich as fuck, but not dizzyingly so.
>>63532601
because he is autistic.
>>63532638
They bring it up, like when Larry was in a meeting with HBO and they start arguing about shrimp, and as Larry walks out the guy yells something like "Take your 400 mil and buy a shrimp boat!".
![teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-ii--the-secret-of-the-ooze-(1991)-large-picture[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eNwMCig.jpg "teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-ii the-secret-of-the-ooze-(1991)-large-picture[1]")
Is this the Ninja Turtles movie we've been waiting for /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeaugHGd1Kw
THIS BEAT IS MY RECITAL
>>63532595
I was a bit displeased with the last one so I hate to say it, but this one actually looks hype.
Cautiously optimistic.
>>63532595
>we
you got a tapeworm? But yeah, Rocksteady and Bebop look really good, might even steal the whole show.
in b4 why did they make Baxter black
Oh hai, /tv/
Can't wait to see how Franco ruins this. What the fuck was he thinking casting himself as Tommy?
Hey Reddit
>>63532816
>The room is reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny9Fmx-rUKQ
Anybody else hyped for slavic viking movie?
>>63532549
that looks cool as fuck
>>63532549
The story and dialog is gonna be just as stupid and uninspired as any hollywood movie.
Looks cool though
>>63532549
I though Russia was a mongolic state not nordlings.
Pitch me an original horror movie idea that you want made.
a board named /tv/ that believes they have good taste but actually it's all reddit fedora tier. It's really scary
>>63532512
A movie where being gay is a contagious virus and kills all women leaving only men to fend off for themselves and reduce to cloning as a means to reproduce.
A man get infected with an incurable disease. This disease slowly turns his skin black.
>British actor, started with theater productions
>always loved Star Wars
>finally get the chance to star in a Star Wars movie
>basically a dream come true
>people threaten to boycott said movie while trolling his Twitter and calling him an ugly nigger
>he just wanted to be in a Star Wars movie
He's handling the hate a lot better than any of you would.
>>63532487
Buy the toys, consume the merchandise, obey!
>>63532564
dam dude your too smart for them
>>always loved Star Wars
because he said so while promoting the movie?
>Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 350 lb., his eating habits were legendary. Brando's diet circa 1950 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful." By the mid-'50s he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk
>during the filming of “Missouri Breaks” (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and put it back
He actually did it, the absolute marlman!
>>63532473
He's gonna die if he keeps that up.
> By the 1980s there were reports that one of his girlfriends had left him because he failed to keep his promise of losing weight. He seemed to be dieting, but to her astonishment, he never lost weight. She found out that his buddies had been throwing bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Dr. estate late at night to relieve the hunger pains of their famished friend.
>This man went 10,000 days without a hot shower
What would you miss most if you were stuck in the Groundhog loop?
Bane?
Are there prostitutes in Punxatawney?
>>63532657
>paying for sex when rape is free
It's not like anyone will remember the next day anyway. I can guarantee he would've done it quite a few times.
Ducky's voice actress died at the age of 10. Her father abused her and shot her in the head while she was sleeping and then lit her body on fire.
>>63532410
REKT
I really like the eggs song from the 2nd movie
>>63532410
Just give him the fucking tree star next time
Way 2 fast m8
>>63532409
Ow the edge. How old are you? 20? 22?
>>63532418
>cries the redditor, in tears as his meme actor is mocked on the internet
>>63532433
I bet I'm right about him being under 25 though
