>a woman can flash her entire vagina
>an erect penis must be either censored or fake
Why is Hollywood so phallophobic?
>>71576830
>I want to see more cock infront of my face.
Just what I would expect from you, OP you flaming faggot.
because dudes are judged harshly for their genitalia which God gave them.
there are no vagina thresholds.
What was his end game?
to get the beach
look at his facial expression, he was playing chris this entire time
fresh baked cookies
Did this really deserve to get the amount of shitty reviews that it did? I mean, the ending was really rushed and completely off from the rest of the movie, but for the most part this was a pretty solid origin story. Every critique I see of it is mostly that it's too dark, but I feel like that's not really a valid complaint when you just consider it as a standalone work.
>>71576262
It's a shit movie. Fuck, why is /tv/ so damn contrarian. Godamn.
>>71576262
The first 40 minutes are an 8/10 in my opinion. Excellent idea for a alternate origin story for the Fantastic Four. I also thought the casting was great.
The main issue with this film is that the company ruined Josh Trank's vision - the same way Snyder's Batman V Superman got cut down.
The reason this film feels rushed is because the studio cut so much out that Josh wanted in. This B Roll shows deleted scenes which would have made the 3rd act way more action packed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOK3GmozWQ
Dr Doom's design too was incredibly amazing. He actually looked scary when walking down the low lit corridor.
>Don't talk to me or my band ever again.
What did he mean by this?
DERM
Can we actually discuss this movie? I just watched it and thought it was 10/10, and literally one of the greatest endings ever.
>>71576552
Yes
Pretty ironic that he lost by getting shot in the achilles's heel and his name was Achilles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElgQHiIQB1w
really makes you think
>>71576184
>grandmaester pycelle in that vid
(farts)
>>71576184
It's not ironic, he's literally the trope-namer
What are some good stylistic fight scenes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J58VPpPrmQU
This one borders on artistic absurdism. It's obviously intentional and stylistic enough to transcend the cheesiness.
>>71576080
>300
>BvS
>Storm Warriors
>Casshern the Live Action
Those are off the top of my head
>>71576080
I love Milla Jovovich but Holy fuck these movies are a fucking disgrace
>tfw you genuinely like video game movies when they stay as ridiculous as the games themselves like the RE movies, Mortal Kombat and Doom, but soon the genre will be overtaken by underwhelming, 'safe', "epic" movies relying on CGI alone like Warcraft
I don't get why people think Kung Fury is good, I just watched it, and it's pure shit.
everything is pure shit.
>>71576010
>why people think Kung Fury is good
by people i hope you mean reddit nu-male faggots
>>71576010
>"I only watched 80s movie parodies so now I know all about 80s movies and movie tropes": The Movie
Was it kino /tv/
There is going to be someone in this thread that tries his hardest to shit all over Bob Ross in some way.
That is going to make me sad and not frankly not very happy because I love Bob Ross.
Not kino butcomfy
>>71575976
/thread
This is a thread for the posting or discussion of retarded, pointless, unsettling or baffling shit that made it into mainstream movies.
Like the Bat-Credit Card from Batman and Robin. What the fuck were they thinking?
https://youtu.be/dcukDDDhuYk
>>71575871
That's funny though, and it's obviously there for humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxV99PYX37c
better than fkin BvS by miles. I actually can laugh at this movie
>it's a douge tries to blend in on 4chan vlog
You goofball
>fart jokes
>tedious to sit through
>poorly executed plot
Why the utter fuck did this movie get all the acclaim it received? It was just an indie movie that tried too hard to be indie. 10/10 Sandler tier shit
Classic
Paul
Dano
Has there ever been a dish served to him by a hell's kitchen restaurant that he liked?
Do you mean Kitchen Nightmares desu?
>>71576413
yes senpai. baka at me.
he loved the dessert in an episode i was watching the other day
So who was in the wrong here?
>>71575640
Pulling in front first is for mongoloids who can't parallel, it also results in the car being way to far away from the curb.
George wins.
>>71575686
This. Pretty sure the way everyone is taught is to back in first.
George was absolutely right, that is the proper procedure for parallel parking.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNFLCNLs5I
I bet the guy who handled the modeling used his own face as a joke and couldn't believe it was approved for the show.
>>71575668
top kek
>>71575608
>Avatar2.jpg
Why do people like him? He is the biggest asshole on the show.
>>71575577
Also the only white male so there's your answer.
Wasn't there at least one episode that showed almost everyone hated him and he was to delusional to notice
>>71575599
Dr Cox, Dr Kelso, The Janitor, Ted
why is looney tunes so god tier?
>>71575534
Patrician character coming through.
>>71575534
Wasn't it looney toons?
Humor that works at any age.
![1462122928041[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/BchvnuY.gif "1462122928041[1]")
![Gordon_Ramsay[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7vHOf1B.jpg "Gordon Ramsay[1]")
