what is the consensus?
Remember when a young fella named Steven Spielberg made a "television movie" called Duel which was so fucking good that they gave it a cinema release? Remember when that same, young fella made another film called Jaws which still holds up as a brilliant horror film, to this day?
I wonder what happened to that ambitious, risk-taking, young fella?
Reviews I've seen said the film was too slow which is a shame and also slightly odd considering the book isn't too long or dense.
Does it have whizzpopping?
>>71587087
My consensus is that every time I see that title I think it stands for Big Fuckin' Giant
Bazinga!
BAZOOPINGLEMUHJINGLEFINGLES!
>the general population of /tv/ will never treat the board with the same respect & care that you do
>>71616743
Botswana
Wow this is fucking awful.
>>71587079
Has anyone said otherwise? I've never seen anyone praise it, not even simply look fondly back at it for nostalgia reasons.
>>71587079
Great! Then could you leave it alone please?
Cuz you, reddit, and FB have ruin Back to the Future and Big Trouble in Little China
>>71587182
what's it like to have a persecution complex revolving around lights changing on a screen?
Has there ever been a great movie that takes place on some paradise island?
Shutter Island
Mutiny on the Bounty (1935)
>>71586756
>that nose
yikes, someone call Hezbollah
This movie is absolute meme magic.
How can it not be with those leads.
>>71586623
>ank soon finds that his new friend, whom he names Manny, has the ability to talk and possesses many unusual supernatural powers. One of these is unlimited flatulence which Hank uses to ride Manny across the ocean like a jet ski, landing on a mainland shore but far from civilization
reddit: the movie
>>71586744
You clearly haven't seen it.
It goes to some extremes that I think would make Reddit uncomfortable.
>This is not a weekend excursion.
>This is a serious investigation of the stability of the island.
>Your investors, whom I represent, are deeply concerned.
>In 48 hours, if they're not convinced, I'm not convinced.
But Gennaro, shouldn't it be the other way around? You're the one there, not the investors.
Fuck Gennaro and his ill grasp of lawyer-investor relations
>>71586961
I think the movie was an improvement over almost everything in the book it changed except for Gennaro.
Its funny how some of the things they changed they changed TOTALLY.
>Hammond didn't give a shit about the lives lost on his park or his grandkids.
>Grant actually really liked children because he found it impossible to dislike any group who have such a love of dinosaurs as kids do
from memory Gennaro ends up dying trying to save others too
>>71587057
They pretty much flipped all the deaths.
>Gennaro lives in book, dies in movie
>Muldoon lives in book, dies in movie
>Hammond dies in book, lives in movie
>Ed Regis dies in book, isn't in the movie
>Malcolm dies in book, lives in movie
>Dr. Wu dies in book, lives in movie
pretty sure Nedry died in both
Get it off your chest
Which actress is your milky&tug mommy
>>71586381
Jessica Chastain is the one true mommy
>>71586381
Hang yourself iFaggot
>>71586520
Plz no more bullying
What the fuck happened after season 1?
Goddamn, after watching Pokemon and all those other childhood era toons, the 1st season of Yugioh just blows everything out of the water.
Mokuba!
>>71596118
>>71596118
>Bakura steals Pegasus' eye
>Kaiba starts his own tournament after getting an "Egyptian God card"
>Yugioh terrorists named "rare hunters" steal everybody's rare cards
>Egyptian guy named Marik is revealed as the leader of the rare hunters.
>Yugi defeats a rare hunter and takes his God card
>Marik uses his Millenium Rod to corrupt Joey's soul and duel Yugi. Yugi saves the day.
>Final battle
>Mai Valentine and Joey sent to shadow realm
>Yugi saves the day
Yuuuugi booy!
ITT we cast the live action movie of Berserk.
>>71586357
I'll just go CGI :^)
>>71586357
We've been over this, no one can do Guts justice.
>>71586397
What about...
Whats some essential Elizabeth Banks core?
>>71585993
Is this a new addition to the harem Finnpai?
>>71586015
Shes my bath-fu
prude and sloot
Okay, /tv/, redpill me on something. Can an ordinary person get ripped like a hollywood star? Would it even be a fair competition?
steroids
>>71592782
Ask >>>/fit/.
>>71592782
If you have high quality steroids and a personal trainer helping you with dosage and training, sure buddy, you can get tipped
>You're hanging out at the party.
>A man without eyebrows approaches you.
>He says: We've met before, haven't we. At your house. Don't you remember? As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
>What do?
That's fucking crazy, man.
DUDE WEED LMAO
Will you be ready for when the event happens?
what event op?
>>71585974
Will I be witnessed?
>>71586240
No, but my dubs will
what a terrible movie
>>71585955
You're a terrible movie.
I heard it was great.well because it was so cheesy anyway
>>71585955
moar liek HOMO with a shotgun amirite lel
I'm going to see this tomorrow.
Should I see it in 2D or 3D?
See it in 1D
you shouldn't see it
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