III > I > VI > II > IV > V
Prove me wrong.
>>63650510(You)
>>63650510
Jar jar was in the prequel, burn with fire... but seriously, the pre added nothing to the story
Why couldn't they get an Asian, Arab, Indian or Hispanic to play Finn?
What's wrong with using a black dude?
lol we could use a little more autism on this board, come on down!
CAUSE WE
>Jackie chan will die in your life time
>>63650416
Fuck you
Uncle will make him immortal
>Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Danny Devito appreciation thread.
post some of your favorite Devito roles
best batman villain portrayal ever GTFO heath ledger
>>63650310
Best capeshit villain post Romero joker
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nah, it's more of a
>BWWWOOOOORRRP
Haven't scene this in a while. I'll watch it tonight, thanks mang.
>It's a trailer
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA starts playing
milenials will find this obscure
Anyone got the scans from the latest playboy? Pamela is on the last nude Playboy that will be printed.
>>63650069
What a waste. It's the final nude issue. They should've broken the fucking bank and gone after a huge name, someone relevant with whom the mag could go out in style.
>>63650154
For real. Shoulda got Daisy Ridley or Jennifer Lawrence or somebody.
>the most powerful Jedi and Sith
When was Anakin/Vader the most powerful Jedi and Sith? Wasn't Sheev the strongest Sith and Yoda the strongest Jedi?
The way he's described makes him seem like a fanfiction-tier edgy self insert. Fuck that is some bad character writing
>immunity to the light side
What did he mean by this? I thought the light side was a philosophy.
>>63649957
Sheev himself said that Anakin would become stronger then him or Yoda
The lava may have fucked Anakin up, but Kylo's still got his stupid powerful genetics.
"Let's face it..."
>audience has been struggling to contain their giggling
"...theres just ONE PROBLEM with all of this!"
"Because THIS is the way they behave!"
>Footage plays of a politician absentmindedly picking up an empty water glass at a congressional hearing, and attempting to drink from it
>Audience cackles with laughter
"Seriously!"
>flails hands in front of his face
"It's like he hasn't achieved 'object permanence' yet!"
>The laughter turns into a deafening roar
"You would think!"
>struggles to shout over the top of the laughter
"YOU WOULD THiNK, IN 2015..."
"I MEAN"
"THIS BEHAVIOR WOULD BE UP THERE..."
"WITH THINGS WE DO NOT LIKE, SUCH AS"
>shrugs animatedly, with shit eating grin
"I don't Know!"
"A CAT PISSING ON THE CARPET!"
>photo of a cat superimposed to the left of the screen
>points towards area of superimposed image, raising his voice to an excited scream
"NO KITTY! BAD KITTY! YOU DO NOT PISS ON THE CARPET!!"
>audience has fallen from their seats, screaming with delight
>several members of the audience are now throwing up
"i think! You know WHAT?"
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN"
>he rises from his seat
"THE NEW MASCOT"
>streamers and balloons fall from the ceiling
"FOR CAPITOL HILL"
>an actor in a large cat suit comes out holding a giant glass of water
>several members of the audience's heads explode
>John Oliver collects his emmy, and hauls a bulging sack of money over his shoulders
>his legs detach at the waist, streams of jet fire exhaust from his lower torso as he shoots upwards through the ceiling
>lives forever on the moon, screaming at the top of his lungs.
>>63649926
>screaming laughter
DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD SING A SONG ABOUT IT?
>every member of the audience has tears and snot running down their face
YOU KNOW WHAT?
>several asthmatic audience members have collapsed into the aisles
I THINK WE SHOULD!
>a chorus line of muppets appear beside him
>balloons and confetti falls from the ceiling
>the resonant frequency from the sound causes everyone within a three hundred mile radius to have a simultaneous brain aneurysm
>>63649926
>>63650224
This is surprisingly accurate
Rate it.
>>63649841
Chick/Duck
>>63649841
10/10 best sitcom of all time.
hated jennifer aniston/10
let's get some good TV shows which don't need to be watched canonically to enjoy
pic related
why don't you start by posting one, reddit?
>>63649848
Found reddit
>>63649848
>>63649870
What's the verdict?
>>63649644
bunch of faggot dweebs do stupid shit
literally reddit: the movie
>>63649644
Alright
I just shook Harrison Ford's hand at the red carpet.
>actually touching a kike
it's like you WANT to get gassed
>>63649605
what red carpet bro
Yeah and I'm the king of Nigeria.
what should the next Rogen film consist of?
FUCK
MY
WIFE
So my son just turned 11 this year and he's never seen Star Wars. I want him to see the current 6 before he goes to see the new one.
What would be the best order to watch it with him in?
A. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
B. 4 - 5 - 6 - 1 - 2 - 3
C. 4 - 5 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 6
D. 4 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 5 - 6
>>63649543
B,, like a normal person
Skip 1
Watch 2, 3 then watch 4,5. 6 last
Could also watch 4,5 then 2,3
>>63649543
4 5 1 2 6
Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!
Nein, wir mussen fick meine arsche
meddl loide
>>63649593
gib a ruh