Anyone else seen Room? I cried like seven times.
>>63646677
Looks like something that would completely destroy me
>>63646677
It was so fucking good.
The escape scene near the beginning almost made me shit myself.
>>63646729
The slow motion cuts during that scene didn't work for me for some reason and the escape didn't feel tense at all, which sucks for me because most people share your opinion. Regardless of that though, I still thought everything else was flawless.
>I have brought peace, free, justice, and security, to Mai-Nuem Pïre!
What's he talking about? Who is that? Do we have to read the EU books to know?
>>63646575
YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
>>63646575
He says "my new empire"
you tried...
how was this allowed to be so good?
also chanelle #3 is best girl
>also chanelle #3 is best girl
Earmuffu best screamfu.
>>63646554
Some of the Chanel#1 speeches went on a bit long but I enjoyed the show overall, wish it could have been a bit more goofy though.
I'm just glad Chad survived.
>>63646625
I'm sad he didn't marry nigress police, there's hope for them at least.
What happened to him, /tv/?
Retired with his fuck you First Kid money
>>63646417
He stopped fighting dragons and Cyclopes and went to comedy
>>63646417
BEAT HIS ASS
HOW CAN YOU GO FROM THIS...
...TO THIS?
>>63646034
TO THIS
TO THIS
Excuse me, Divine Valar, but why was no one in the Fellowship except Boromir tempted by the Ring?
They all would've, in time.
Boromir was just a weak little pussy.
>>63646009
But dosne't the ring have the power to instantly corrupt most people. I mean Gandalf refused to touch it for even a second
Frodo is
Sam's too simple, Aragorn too pure of heart, Gimli and Legolas are too tsundere for eachother and the other two hobbits fuck off almost immediately
PROTIP: if you prefer right over left you don't belong here and should go back to reddit.
I'll never be able to decide, both were so perfect.
hehe... meme
BIG
BLACK
HELMETS
>LET THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND CAM FARTH
How exactly does Aragorn expect a giant eyeball to come forth?
Sauron has a physical body in the tower.
Why does he say this line so weird?
What if you sneaked to the top of Barad dur and placed the ring directly beneath the eye on the tip of one of the spikes?
Would it be able to look down and see it, or would it be too out of focus?
How do you get back at the theater if the movie you saw was shit?
I personally grab all the toilet paper rolls and throw them in the toilets I jam them with me feets and flush, caushing a shit tsunami. the theater keks don't see it coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq9xKY_itMw
I usually hide my leftover crab legs around the theater, the smell will be horrible the next day
>>63645784
yeah and the employes are to blam for your discontent
i found the underage
DUDE WE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sml23ogwy4w
>>63645762
DUDE EVERY POINT OF REFERENCE MUST COME FROM MARVEL MOVIES LMAO
Is /tv/ really this fucking stupid and underaged that they think Marvel invented everything?
>>63645888
sup reddit!
>>63645888
Paramount literally said they want this to be like GotG.
>>63645572
Roadhouse and Live Wire
All Eva Green movies desu
find a flaw
>>63645372
found it
Not enough mads
List the franchises from the greatest to the worst
Pirates of the Caribbean
LOTR
Star Wars
The Dark Knight trilogy
Marvel CU
Indiana Jones
Harry Potter
James Bond
Alien
The Matrix
>>63645368
LOTR > > > > > Bond > Who Cares
LOTR >>> whatever >>>> Marvel CU
>>63645368
LOTR>Alien>Dark Knight>the rest>shit>star wars=harry potter
How are you planning to ruin the force awakens premier at your theatre?
Pulling a fire alarm, firing a fake gun in the air, etc...?
>>63645345
I'm going to literally shit my pants, I will refuse to shit for 2 days. I workout and it's bulking season so, I need a mandatory 2-3 shits per day. I will take a giant shit where I sit, right in the center of the seat rows. I will drink a double espresso to release my bowels. I will change my pants in the washroom, and throw out my shit ones in the trash. note, I will pull down my pants when I shit.
I will also shit. I will shit in the cup holder. or literally pull down my pants and shit by the exit so the usher will step in my shit. he will be mad and quit his job.
I will shit everywhere
GOAT
If someone was to search for Krampus pre-RLM review, they'd find /tv/'s response much harsher than it is post-RLM review. I remember a couple of weeks ago, it was all "fucking dumb with the toys coming alive and shit."
>>63645370
Never saw the RLM review, but going into the theater I thought it would only be ironically enjoyable, I was pleased that it was rather good.
>>63645370
Don't watch RLM. I thought it was great
