>born into an age where hundreds of thousands of movies fit on a drive the size of a small brick
>people still hoard bookshelves worth of useless plastic
Literally give me one reason why everyone that hoards physical media isn't a total fucking moron.
Well not that it matters to basement dwelling Virgns such as ourselves, but a recent study suggested that have books, films, music, etc around a child as they grow is a way to influence their learning, tastes, and sharing you beliefs and ideals with them. For example my dad had a shelf full of anatomy texts when I was a kid because he's a doctor, it got me interested in science now I am getting a degree in biology. I don't really know if this extends to films though
You can get rid of the cases and put the Blu Ray discs into a 80+ dvd holder and then you get much HIGER quality video than streaming while not having shelfs full of shit
>>63689657
what? you can still show kids those things on a fucking computer though
Hey guys! Dick bush here. I direct scenes for Brazzers in the UK. I'm writing a scene called MEME LOVER! With Danny as the son of Bane!
All the dialogue will be littered with popular memes etc. Just wondered if you guys had any favourites you thought would be great in a porn scene! Other than being a BIG GUY FOR YOU!
Let me know!
i dont believe u
>>63673906
What did he mean by this?
>a bowl full of eggs
Just the GOAT character passing by
>>63672988
You mean "literally nobody is like this in real life and if they are they are phony pieces of shit": The Character?
Mary Sue with le quirky twist
>>63673055
shes bae
This is it folks, the spoiler review you've been looking for. This guy's ID'd himself so it's a pretty safe bet this is real. Obviously, heed the spoiler tags if you don't want it spoiled.
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/3wv3c2/gameday_thread_star_wars_premiere/cxzkmy3"Once the excitement dies down, you start to peel back the layers and realize there aren't any. It's time to kill the death star again again. The movie spends so much time referencing the past, walking you through the Musem of Star Wars that you wind up lost in the musem... with little reason to root for the new leads."
>>63666716
>"Do you have a cute boyfriend? =^.^="-BBC Willims
>"Enter me" - Rey Fuxx
This can't be real?
>>63666716
Ebin
>After all these star wars, finally... the force awakens
FUCKING DROPPED
Luke kills Han.
Luke is the bad guy. Kylo Ren is the resurrected Sidious, but we don't find this out until the very end.
Luke doesn't appear right away, but when he does appear he is the bad guy.
The nigger turns to the dark side at the end and ends up killing the girl.
>>63684379
That sounds shit
>>63684379
how are people getting worse at this? like observe the failures of those that came before and make some improvements
>>63684379
meh who cares
OKAY /tv/ IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF '/tv/ dubs'!
Las time /tv/ dubbed the classic beginning of TDKR (https://youtu.be/scaalqVFRZY)
Tonight we will be taking vocaroo recordings for the classic scene in Star Wars Episode 3 when Sheev and Dindu fight. The clip can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ESOrF_u1hg
I'm not too sure how this works but I guess you can claim a line of dialogue or a sound effect and then post a vocaroo in the thread. Another anon has agreed to edit it all as well.
Get in fast because the choice Sheev lines will be taken - but there will be plenty of lines need for the lightsabers and other effects.
>>63662492
hello guys im edit fag we are all set
get nuts on vocaroo
gonna try recording the "No, No, No you will die' line but it'll probably be shit
Calling UNLIMITED... POWAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gonna grab my mic
>curved televisions
>>63683929
>image.jpg
dumb frogposter
>>63683960
Fuck off neet
Why did they let this happen?
>yfw alvin btfos star cucks
>>63683098
loooooooooooooooollllll
>>63683098
Money Laundering
Planning on watching the full series of Star Wars tonight /tv/. What are the best versions of the first three that are unaltered?
Original theatrical release. The only thing the enhanced editions add is a scene with Jabba in A New Hope
Same here. But for me it will be actually the first time I watch any of them. Found a 6GB torrent pack containing the whole series. Feels good man
>>63683073
just get the yify releases bro
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Brad Pitt
>le cambodian genocide denialist face
>>63683058
He never denied it lardass.
What does /tv/ think of this show?
I like it. It actually does it's job and that's being funny.
Other "recent" sitcom I watched was Louie but that shit doesn't even try to be funny. It's just him being old and whining about it.
>>63682647
Iannucci can do no wrong. I love that crafty scottish bastard.
VEEP is funny and heartless but still distinctly American. Thick of It is a cruel, scottish monster and I'm only finished the two specials and first two seasons now. Looking forward to when it's just the Dr Who show.
Yeah, its pretty great. And Louie's "humor" is for pathetic people
>>63682647
>it's Elaine
>it's Arrested Development
>It's Office
To be honest, it's passe, faм
Report in if you got to drink at Quark's bar before they got rid of this glorious place.
Well, I never got to have an actual, adult drink there. But still, my Dad took me when I was a kid and it was incredibly awesome. Maybe it's nostalgia goggles, I don't know. Who else has fond memories of Star Trek: the Experience?
>>63682312
>I didn't go on rides, I went on missions
OH IT SHOWS, SISKO, IT SHOWS
>tfw walking the promenade.
>he doesn't browse /tv/ while drinking eggnog and listening to Hall and Oates
>drinking shit soco instead of hood
You're out of touch.
>he doesn't browse /tv/ on muscle relaxers and listening to the supergroup Asia
>egg nog
Disgusting.
>ending of the movie
>something unexpectedly bad happens
>"SOMEBODY" by smash mouth starts playing
>fade into credits
>>63682178
SOMEBODY
ONCE TOLD ME
Why does this flick get such acclaim? The acting is awful, the dialog makes me wince, the plot is baffling (not deep or complicated, just confusing as to why someone would think it's a good idea), and the effects are just pretty good. Is it just because it's attached to a big name like Cronenberg?
Because everything you said is wrong.
who gives this shit movie "acclaim"
did acclaim take the opposite meaning overnight or something
This is widely dismissed as one of Cronenberg's worst films.
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