http://star-wars-canon.wikia.com/wiki/Steelpecker
I'll show you a real Steel Pecker
>>64218531
>Steelpecker
>from the mind of JJ Abrams
If you would get the change, would you make George Lucas the director of the new trilogy?
Even if his idea was to make the kids of the old heroes the new protagonists?
>>64218438
I'd make him stay as far as fuck away from it, including JJ Abrams and Disney. Give it to another studio and a good director, Nolan would be good.
Yes.
>>64218438
yeah. Preferably if he got writers to flesh out the script. His trilogy would've been filled with new lore/story/characters. I wouldn't be a 100% franchise cash grab as Disney's TFA.
Official Desierto thread
Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=VEt8Mhya3vI
>>64218133
neat
>plot stolen from Wolf Creek
>stupid trouble making fluffy toy stolen from Con Air
>left wing agenda
Only the Comedian can save this movie
White "people" are a cancer
What did you guys think of it?
Tries too hard to be complex. It's a decent movie, decent acting, decent characters, but the writing is a mess of poorly explained ideas and imagery.
>>64217883
I liked it when I was 15. Probably wouldn't like it now. Soundtrack is still god tier, though.
>>64217942
Yea I agree that it is too poorly abstract to fully get the jist of it.
Too bad it was still complete trash
>>64217720
Are you kidding? The whole scene in Dr. No's lair is really bad green screen.
>>64217720
>007 Spectre has the best use of cgi in years
They use cgi to make Daniel Craig look like he has a range of facial expressions?
Look who showed up to my job
LA Beast? That's who, right?
>>64217666
Some random hobo?
>>64217666
Richard Toejam Stallman?
Any recommendations?
>>64217649
Crab legs
*pic not so much related
>>64217649
>unironically literally consuming and digesting RAW fish
So can we agreed about this movie being overrated as shit?
Can we agree that it was Movie of the Year?
>>64217445
It wasn't that good
>>64217467
I havem't seen a Madmax movie before except for this one. Can ypu tell me why you think this shit is epic?
Why do white people culturally appropriate asian cinema?
>>64217330
Why do you post shit?
>>64217359
Tiny dick
Yeah, 'cus Kurosawa never lifted anything from Western cinema.
If you dont turn to the darkside then perhaps she will....
>>64217316
Perhaps *SHEEV will
>>64217316
Still the most powerful scene out of all the movies.
>>64217350
NYYYAYAYAAAAA
what do you suppose is going through chewbacca's mind here?
>>64217285
He wants to kiss Han, that scruffy looking nerfherder.
>>64217285
HHRRRRWWRAAAHH
>While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women.
Did he have autism?
Serious question.
DUDE SAND LMAO
>>64217185
Psychiatry uses him as an example of a Borderline Personality Syndrome individual.little they know he has none
>>64217369
Besides getting angrylittle /tv/ knows that /tv/ is reddit all along.
I SEND THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY
I SEND THE FIRE RAINING DOWN
>>64217128
Great soundtrack, even better movie.
>mfw Ramses calls out to Moses at the end
>>64217182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WKN0XF8-3Q
> There will never be a masterpiece such as this because Dreamworks is too busy riding muh CGI dick
Im actually surprised at the number of people who haven't heard of this movie, I remember it being somewhat well known when it was in theaters.
I dont think it had a SINGLE bad song, which is somewhat amazing for a musical.
>I send the locusts on the wind, such as the world has never seen
>On every stalk, on every leaf until there's nothing left to feed
Bonus points for being a reasonably faithful adaptation of the source material too
![Mad Max Fury Road.mkv_snapshot_00.15.54_[2015.12.28_19.17.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/82FonjL.jpg "Mad Max Fury Road.mkv snapshot 00.15.54 [2015.12.28 19.17.06]")
What the fuck was this guy's problem? I can't name a bigger shitcunt in a movie this year.
>>64217061
He just desperately wanted to get into Valhalla before he died. Immortan Joe is responsible for indoctrinating all the War Boys into his false religion. In order for Slit to get into Valhalla he thought he had to do everything within his power to lie, cheat and weasel his way in through sheer spineless opportunism.
>WITNESS ME!
>WITNESS HIM!
>WITNESSSSSEEEDDD!!
>MEDICORE, MORSOV!
Seriously, that was just uncalled for, can't he just witness a bro die like everyone else?
>>64217061
I liked him. He had a warriors spirit.
>end of Dagoba scene in ESB
>Yoda says "that boy was our only hope"
>Obi-wan says, "no, there is another" implying Leia could be taught the ways of the Force
So why is Leia still a rebel general in TFA and not a Jedi? Why wouldn't Luke want to train his force sensitive sister? She probably could've helped him stop Kyle Ren.
>>64217050
Use the force? Leia can't even use the face.
Leia did too much cocainum. Her force powers were diluted by the power of south american blow.
Leia is a jedi she just didnt have a chance to use her powers in TFA
wait till part 8
