How would /tv/ react if this happened today?
Call me chris brown, cause I'd hit that
>>64228016
Brando was based.
>>64228016
If what happened today?
Do I look like I was around in 1973?
Characters who are basically you
>>64227975
You got a problem with dubs?
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Literally me.
IMGONNAGOSEESTARWARSTONIGTHIMSOEXCITEDOHMYGOD
>>64227920
good goy
Have fun
>>64227920
Han Solo dies.
Just be Marey
twitter com/MareySue_SW
facebook com/marey.sue.sw
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
one force girl
so which one of these is you, OP?
WARM
>>64227820
CHANNING
POOLE
>>64227820
BLACK
It's the much more effective insult to JJ and Kennedy to call her a saint than to call her a Mary Sue. Mary Sue is just name calling, and it's not original to 4chan. You're just parroting.
Developing the theory that she is in fact, as portrayed, going to be revealed as the first Saint of the Force is the equivalent of calling her a sexless, kissless, peevish, holier-than-thou caricature of Luke Skywalker, not his fucking heir.
Get with the program guys - I gave you this idea so that 4chan could claim it as its own.
I'm not thick. Pic related is thick.
So try this again, this time with intent:
It's not "Mary Sue" or not Mary Sue. It's about violating the fucking rules established for the Star Wars universe.
>No training
This is unprecedented. Therefore, a violation. Luke does not perform a Jedi mind trick until his third picture. Anakin is trained from childhood before ever picking up a lightsaber. Etc. What's wrong, why people are upset, has nothing to do with "muh feminism." That's bait. Rule violation is the issue.
>She's perfect
Again: rule violation. Star Wars' whole fucking bread and butter is conflicted individuals. "You wouldn't if she were played as a man" blah blah bullshit. Yes we would. Because it's breaking the law.
Here's thee thing: Rey is not "the new Luke." She's a new thing to SW altogether: she is a Saint of the Church of the Force.
The OT was a tale of the trinity: Father, Son, Holy Force. The battle of who would be the true messiah, the father or the son, powered the entire OT. Resolving with a united trinity: Redeemed father, messiah son, Holy Force over-arching all.
You don't re-make a universe in which the messiah is already come. You populate such a universe with a church, and the new church with priests and saints. Everyone swallowed Max Von Sydow as church priest without batting an eyelash. How can those same fans miss so obviously that Rey is Agnes of the Force?
>Patron Saint of young girls
>Patron Saint of rape survivors
>Patron Saint of chastity
>Patron Saint of the Children of Mary (i.e. Children of Schmi Skywalker)
Go back and look how many times they gave her a halo. Pic related.
This will go on forever, shes a mary sue m8
>that guy who brings pop corn, a bag of m&ms and a large coke to a Malick film
>>64227614
>>that guy who doesn't bring pop corn, a bag of m&ms and a large coke to a Malick film
>>64227614
>a Malick film
He only made joints
>>64227614
>post 70s Malick
DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
Literally who
>>64227616
Breakfast Club thug
Why are there no minorities in that movie?
Hey /tv/, what is name of this guy's sword/baton/whatever?
>pic related
>>64227546
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Riot_control_stormtrooper
>>64227546
Tonfa
>>64227588
>The Z6 riot control baton
thanks, also, checkd
>climax of Episode IX
>a terrified but more competent after some Luke mentoring Finn has to face off against a corrupted Rey, who has been drawn to the dark side by her power and Mary Sue-ness
>after some sparring, it's clear that Rey is on a completely different level and is just toying with her opponent
>Finn gets curb stomped and Rey is about to remorselessly kill her former best friend to become a full fledged Sith
>but as she is swinging the finishing blow
>KYLO REN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>he blocks Rey's lightsaber with his own and stands between her and Finn
>both the fighters and the audience caught completely off-guard, given that he was supposedly killed by Rey after being defeated in ep. VIII, sealing her turn to the dark side
>"Kylo Ren?! But you're dead!"
>"You're right, Kylo Ren is dead. My name's Ben Solo"
>everyone's face when
So, wishful thinking theory thread?
>>64227536
turns out Kylo Ren was dead all along and he isn't really Ben Solo
>>64227536
honestly it could only be better if actually"Kylo issa dead! Meesa Jar Jar Binks
>>64227536
How mad will people be when Rey humiliate and kill Luke in the next movie?
Now that season 5 is over, what are your thoughts on it? Great season and I liked that it was set in Germany. Allison got fucked badly and she deserved it. Do you think we will see Ivan in the future?
how does this series still exist
>>64227528
dropped it this season
is based quinn dead or what
>>64227770
Not sure they never give a definitive answer at the end, but even if he survives he's going to fucking useless after having sarin in his system
>More than 9,000 Britons are still using black-and-white TVs
>A standard color license is £145.50 per household per year, a black-and-white license costs only £49.
Why are Britbongs so backwards?
http://techti.me/2015/12/28/more-than-9000-britons-are-still-using-black-and-white-tvs/
>license
I dont not understand.
>tv license
You can't make this up.
>>64227429
Black and Whites not so bad for old blighty.
Is she actually a terrible actress or is it just a meme? Haven't seen TFA but interested.
just a meme
Maymay
just saw it, she seemed okay but she did the same teeth-clench determined expression way too much
Reminder that you haven't seen these two in anything ever since they got blacklisted by Hollywood for criticizing Israel.
never heard of them
I'm gonna miss her tits tbqh paterfamilias
>>64227307
oy vey
Cucumberbatch is the hero.
Mikkelsen is the villain.
Is this going to be the greatest fantasy movie of all time?
>>64227237
No, for the sole reason that it's Marvel.
This is coming from someone who loves the Marvel movies: THEY ARE ALL THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING. If it's not the Based Russos doing a movie, it'll be the same fucking formula: Hero gets powers at some cost to himself, figures them out through trial and error, fights an evil version of himself, he wins, everyone's happy, cue after-credits.
I really want this to surprise me though.
>>64227347
Probably, but imagine if it went like Watchmen.
>>64227389
Ohh baby.
