what does /tv/ think of Total Recall (the new one)?
I dropped it when i saw him start doing kung fu shit all over the joint but I'll probably rewatch it since I don't mind remakes diverting from the original anymore
best biel
What would a Christopher Nolan Star Wars film look like? Why didn't they get him to direct one?
>>64206002
It would look like TDKR.
>a big jedi, you are
>for you
He is the exact opposite of what Star Wars should be.
>Boba Fett movie taking place after Jedi
>first scene is him escaping Sarlacc Pit and going to the nearest cantina in Tatooine for a stiff drink and looking for the next mission
>face is never shown, even the rare times his helmet is off his face is obscured in Shadow
>Crazy bounty hunting adventure across several planets
>Bossk and Dengar as fellow hunters working as Allies to Boba
>IG-88...
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Hopefully not. The memest of meme characters and his backstory was already ruined by the prequels
>>64205996
>face is never shown, even the rare times his helmet is off his face is obscured in Shadow
That sounds really gay. What would he sound like?
>>64206138
Like Jango Fett. He's a clone, you know.
And the award for best supporting role goes to. . .
Jonah Hill's knees!
>>64205992
DUDE MAKING FUN OF FAT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET LMAO
Literally Reddit
>>64205992
Pretty fun, is that OC?
>>64206036
Fat fuck detected, go eat some cheetos and cheer up piggy
Was this really such a bad movie?
>>64205527
RAT RAT TAT TAT TOING
TA TOING
SHIT TAT TOING
TA TOING
>>64206214
>i read that to the tune of old mcdonald
>>64206214
YOU MUST FIND THE FRESHEST TOING
RATATOING
CHEF TOING TOING
Basically, me and my friend went to some house in the woods with some strangers and we are going to stay here until 3 of january, in this time we thought of making a short film because we brought the camera and we do that sometimes. So you guys decide the topic, scenes and all that, and we will come to show the result in a mknth or so. You guys decide everything, but we are probably going to improvise some of it ;).
Don't go too overboard, we can't do much in one week, but we can add stuff in post if it is needed.
A man and his wife and his wife's boyfriend and father of her son get haunted by the ghost of Christopher Lee
BRAVO ABRAMS
A movie about cucking and its psychological fallout.
Will /tv/ ever be free of Star Wars?
May be in 20 years
>giant franchise gets a new movie
"Waaaaaah, I don't like it, Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh. I want to talk about muh sophicsticunted movies. Waaaaaaah"
Give it a month.
>>64204941
there will be a new Star Wars movie every year for the coming 6 years
Who would you cast in a live adaptation of Sailor Moon?
All thick girls
The most fuckable girls I can find
jlaw
Prove this is wrong
>>64204572
all marvel is reddit.
honestly both are reddit.
holy moly i simply cant its too perfect
how could one comparison be so correct
i just... i've never seen anything like it
a p-... a perfect post
Post your MOTY
>>64204450
More like Flick of the Year
t. cancer
More like film of the year
t. Reddit
>>64204450
I find this kind of shit really boring.
Did the writers forget how to write in the years between s3 and 4?
How can a tv show be so awesome in its first three seasons and so shitty in its fourth one?
Scheduling difficulties. None of the actors were available to film simultaneously and the show lost it's family dynamic that made it so great.
>>64204580
>lost it is family dynamic
uhn?
>>64204716
The characters work really well together, is what I'm trying to say. Having them apart is detrimental to the show.
You must post in this thread if you have just eaten 6 portions and are drunk on the sofa watching "and then there were one"
and you have chosen not-emily blunt as your future wife
Ok, so today is worse than yesterday. This is not a mystery, this is some shitty thriller melodrama
>>64204410
I already chose Emily Blunt as my future wife though.
>>64204410
Comfy series. Not as good as the film/ book but still quite good
we write Star Wars 7 one sentence at a time.
>>After the destruction of starkiller base, the first order was forced to retreat to their second biggest base...
the "local-star-cluster-killer" base.
Nope.
>>64204163
THE ULTRA STAR DESTROYER: A massive battle ship that is capable of destroying a whole city with one strike
Anyone mind explaining the purpose of this a fucking
That's a story for another time.
>>64204158
>of this a fucking
why do you keep doing this
>>64204158
The movie was all niche and no originality. It had to enforce as much reference to "muh original triology wuz better then new one, Lucas is a hack lul".
Needed a Yoda-esque plot-element without breaking continuity
Guess the movie thread.
>>64204156
Total Recall
star wars
"Why so serious?" - Guess the movie