The Empire Strikes Back > A New Hope > Return of the Jedi > Revenge of the Sith > The Force Awakens > Attack of the Clones = The Phantom Menace
Look deep into your heart, /tv/. You know I'm right.
>>64288380
Perfect taste anon.
oh look, the same sterile ranking every redditor has been shoving around /tv/ for the past week
Doesn't matter, when the TR-8R movie gets made then it'll be top of the pile.
https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucas-film-give-tr-8r-his-own-spinoff-movie
So, the year only has 1 day left. What do you think defined 2015 in things related to television and film and /tv/ culture?
29 hours till this douchebag gets 92% of his arguments invalidated
>>64288271
i enjoyed the following memes:
JUST
UNJUST
>it aint me starts playing
anybody seen richie?
what is the name of this hairstyle?
HOL UP.
How about you?
>>64288403
Its the [current year] meme lasted only so long.
Daily reminder /tv/ praises this faggot's sleepwalking through his 20 total minutes of Star Wars.
Show some god damn respect you fucking adolescent.
>>64288306
For his laziest performance ever?
>famous movie series
>better not try at all lol!
>>64288259
He still had much more depth than Maul and was vastly better than the over the mother fucking top shit Palpatine was doing in the prequels.
Who wants to bet Luke went into hiding because he was cucked and couldn't bring himself to find out if his wife's daughter was his?
Who wants to bet OP is a fag?
I hope Rei isn't his daughter
that would be shit
>>64288979
she literally has to be. their stories are completely parallel.
Watch this video of George Lucas and Hayden Christensen interviewing each other about Star Wars.
This is literally the face Hayden makes throughout the entire video as he struggles to not burst out laughing at George's retarded ramblings about his make believe space adventure flicks. How can you faggots defend him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk7RN3t2v14
>>64287980
Defending George and the prequels is a meme. Jump on board or leave :)
>>64288037
kys you meme-ing faggot :)
>>64287980
wow THE Hayden Christensen????
you sure changed my opinion
![Star Wars 7 Trailer 1.mp4_snapshot_01.59_[2015.12.23_17.28.52].png](https://i.imgur.com/SXM416d.png "Star Wars 7 Trailer 1.mp4 snapshot 01.59 [2015.12.23 17.28.52]")
why even live
>>64287975
The studios want people they can control with the main series ones
It will happen, he was slobbering all over EP VII on twitter.
>>64288023
GdT is a sycophantic manchild hack who can't write interesting characters and I want him to stay away from my star wars
Any good series of 2015 like this piece of art?
I just finished this
A lot of the dialogue is weak and the show has too many unlikable characters
However it has some powerful moments, the best soundtracks of any TV show in recent memory and lots of potential.
Eliot, druggie chick and QT anal loving therapist are the only characters I like in the show. Even then Eliot frustrates me a lot. Nazi guy is ok sometimes.
>dumb show written for fat lowest common denominator Americans
>"""""""art""""""
Literally every single television show is "We Want the Big Bang Theory Audience" except maybe Fishing with John, Xavier Renegade Angel, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Mr Robot looks like one of the most pandering shows ever made. I wouldn't know, since I haven't watched it
>>64287899
>I'm black btw :)
Which type of trooper would win
No vehicles
All variants
>>64287686
Republic Commandos were trained for every terrain, every weapon, every vehicle. They improvise alot as well, and often get to be the Rambos of Star Wars, so I'll go with them.
>>64287686
>Modern stormtrooper
First leader stormtroopers look nothing like that.
My favorite is Phase II Clones
These guys are the Order 66 clones
I don't get itwhat was the relevance of the girl in the yellow dress, what relation was she to the first bf?
if you pass it on through having sex why didn't it pass on to Greg straight away like it did to Jay?
how come the first bf could see Jay's vision in the abandoned parking lot after they have sex?
how come the thing that went into Greg's house went in a man and it was his mum who answered? and how come she could see that one too?
why did she bang the three dudes on the boat?
why did she bang paul?
were they being followed in the end?
how come a gunshot didn't kill the girl in the lake or the man the first time in the pool? what was with all the blood?
what was the relevance of who these visions are? did greg really think it was his mum?
why did greg's follower jump on him then shag him to death?
why was Jay's dad the last follower in the pool at the end (I assume it's her dad he's in a family photo of them)
jesus christ what a shitty film
made the thread again because I had to go away and couldn't reply to the previous thread's posts
>>64287547
also:
why was one of them like 7' tall, one pissing herself and one a small boy? who were these people?
>>64287547
Your last thread, an exact copy of this, just died. In it, all of these things were explained and you didnt engage in any conversation. Why make another?
You make the thread again, I'll post the answers again.
1. If you pay attention, she's the girl in the picture with Hugh. So he probably gave it to her.
2. It took its time getting there. The shit walks, you know.
3. Once you have it, you can forever see it, hence how Hugh picked out that girl Jay couldn't see at the movie theater.
4. It changes shape, a lot. Again, once you have it, you can always see it.
5. Pass it on to buy some more time.
6. He earned it, and passed it on anyway just in case his master plan failed.
7. Unknown. The movie is very ambiguous about many thing, which leads to people shitting on it. Funnily enough, there are the exact same people that bitch that a movie is too explained out, as in "C'MON MAN HOW COULD THEY KNOW THAT?" Some faggots are never happy.
8. You'll notice water plays a prevalent theme throughout the movie. Jay gets real thirsty after catching it. That one Follower form is dripping wet and pissing. After seeing it, Jay gets real thirsty again. Perhaps water is it's kryptonite? Like, had to be shot in the water or something? Again, I don't know. The movie is purposely ambiguous.
9. Proving you're one of those faggots I mentioned in Seven.
How many film majors are there on this board?
>raise your hand so we can laugh at you
>>64287503
>educated people
>on /v/
>>64287503
I'm just about to complete a MA in Film and tv.
Can't wait to get out there, I've heard starting salaries are usually about £175k.
What do they even teach you that you couldn't learn (and learn better) from just working in the industry?
I've always thought of filmmakers like teachers or writers, you either have it or you don't, people can't teach you shit.
I really don't like this
>"The prequels were good"
meme
I know people are mad that SW7 didn't have the balls
to do something new,
but just because the prequels did something new,
does not make them good
They are trash films.
Only autistic people defend them.
>>64287454
Or, you know, people who are smarter than you enjoy the prequels and you being butthurt that it didn't cater to you specifically doesn't mean it's trash.
Tell your mom you 'owned' some people online who had the audacity to like the star wars prequel trilogy. I'm sure she'll be proud.
And he was a good friend
>>64287454
No you autistic bag of retardation. Just because something was a different kind of shit doesn't mean it was better.
The family Skywalker really is a poisoned line, isn't it? Rey had better hope she's not of their line, as their blood leads only to death, destruction, and misery? Tell me Han didn't regret breeding with one of their line at the end.
This is why I believe Rey will not end up with either Finn or Poe or anyone. She'll just walk off into the sunset and let the Skywalker bloodline die.
>>64287239
>implying you wouldnt breed with her
>>64287239
>The family Skywalker really is a poisoned line, isn't it?
Isn't the Skywalker family name as bad as the Himmler family name?
>Anakin Skywalker - War criminal, mass murder, genocided god only knows how many peoples.
>Luke Skywalker - War criminal who blew up the Death Star, killing millions of people.
>Leia - Power hungry bitch
And now we got Ben Solo.
What is the best lightsaber design?
Ask reddit
>>64240487
The one you posted.
>>64240487
You can make some points for the ROTJ Luke one being ugly, but it's my favorite anyway.
Why do prequels( 3 is pretty good) suxk hard?
>>64287198
Hellooo reddit
Obi-Wan is such a qt in 2 and 3
Episode I is shit and should not be watched.
what does /tv/ think of YourMovieSucksDOTorg?
He's a faggot with painfully middlebrow taste which is made worse by the unwarranted sense of superiority he gets from watching foreign films (the run of the mill kind of European psycho dramas that have been plaguing arthouse cinema for the past several decades.)
I'm mean, he has barely seen any film made before 1990. How can you claim to be a film "critic" when you can't understand precedence and can't even trace a filmmakers influence.
He also doesn't know the difference between symbolism and metaphors.
Now stop shilling your youtube channel, Adam.
I've literally only seen his video where he bashes the coolcat guy. He seems ok I guess. It was funny how condescending he was.
>>64287166
>willingly listening to a furfag redditor over-analyze movies and then beg for money
ISHYGDDT
