What's the film equivalent to this album?
>>64279876
there really isnt one
maybe stalker or world on a wire
Seven Samurai
Enter the Void probably
Greetings!
Supreme Leader Snoke has sent me to you, that I may answer your every question and justify the ways of the Emperor to mankind. You are free to ask anything you want and I will do my best to respond to your queries.
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tell me about Kylo, why does he wear the mask?
>>64279881
For the same reason as every storm trooper does: for military protection. Outside of battle, Kylo still enjoys the mask because he feels ugly, and the helmet enables him to be more threatening than he'd be with his satellite dishes.
Big ears aren't impressive in the First Order and that's the main reason. I say, surgerise that shit my nigga, and grow the fuck up, but I'm just an emissary.
I have been educated on the Sith ways as well, in case that should interest you.
Is Luke gonna kick some Dark Jedi butt in the next movie or is he gonna be like Yoda from the OT and be too old for that shit?
>>64279713
If he isn't made of CGI and doesn't travel around entirely using somersaults, I'm not watching it
>>64279713
Mark Hamil will die before filming next movie
>>64279713
>Luke dual wields his green lightsaber and Anakin's blue one
>Rey makes a double bladed saber
>Kylo makes a new cross saber
Prepare for meme lightsaber battles.
Invasion of the Bane edition.
Previously: >>64210284
>>64231500
no its really stupid do not watch it
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Ey.
>>64231438
No, it says on there he was banned for posting nsfw content on a sfw board. Then he broke global rules 8 and 9 by evading the ban and complaining about it. He was literally bitching because he kept breaking the rules, which for some reason he didn't think applies to him.
Post cool Posters
Why does /tv/ hate the best film of 2015?
>>64279555
Is the screener decent?
>>64279601
The quality is pretty shit tbqh, but still watchable
It was really average.
Where were you when GRRM confirmed it himself?
BRB hanging myself
>>64376010
Hi Selsye
>>64375938
On Reddit with all my other /got/ bros. XD
Rare TR-8R thread?
>>64279610
Post the .gif instead.
LITTLE
Is Rick Moranis dead?Or just his career?
SUDDENLY
WHITE
Hi /tv/! JJ Abrams here. I heard you were talking shit about my new movie, so I’m just going to clarify a few things that you may have missed. I’m under the impression that many of you came in to my film looking for a fight and tried to nitpick any little thing before actually paying attention, so it may have clouded your judgement and thrown you on an autism rampage.
>Why does Finn all of a sudden turn?
This is his first time in combat, and they execute innocent villagers for no reason at all. It is his own moral intuition that he doesn’t want to be a part of this because he knows it’s evil. k maybe he cracked a few eggs leaving the base… I’m sorry that you’re so offended that he would kill stormtroopers. Marvel softened you the fuck up, actually believing that there are no casualties in their mass city destructions, but yes shit happens.
>Why does Rey dominate Kylo Ren in the lightsaber duel?
Kylo had been shot by Chewbaccas bowcaster. Remember when Han used it and took out like 5 guys with it? I didn’t add that scene just to see bow casters. Also, reminder that he is still training, so his fighting skills and attitude is unstable. (Hints could be at his lightsaber behaving strangely, or the fact that Snoke clearly fucking mentions it).
Rey is also losing the fight early on until the force awakens within her. “”The Force Awakens”” within Rey, it’s the literal title of the episode.
>Why is Rey such a Mary Sue
I like how when making comparisons with Luke, you contrarians conveniently left out his piloting skills. A farm boy being able to fly an X-Wing and destroying a Death Star in less than a few days, and all it took for you to believe this was for him to say “He used to bullseye womp rats on his T-16 back home.” Like, literally, none of you know what a fucking womp rat or T-16 is, but everyone was OKAY I’ll roll with it lmao.
>How comes there’s no new things?
There’s plenty of new aliens and droids in the film! However as I’ve stated in many interviewers, my main concern wasn’t to make a 2-hour toy commercial, it was to tell the continuing story of Star Wars with new characters.
That's it for now, I'll leave responding duties to my assistant should any questions come up.
>jj abrams
> /tv/
kek
>>64279508
>>64279563
thank you mr based chosen people man
Who ruined this show, /tv/?
>>64279431
lindelof, it's always lindelof
>>64279431
Damon
Seriously, if there is a conceivable way to fix Star Wars, honestly how would you?
I didn't find the First Order terrifying, or intimidating, so second question is: How would you make them more threatening?
>>64279423
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he has the JUST haircut
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
just fuck my shit up senpai t.b.h f.a.m.
aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
familia
>>64279423
I KNOW! MAKE THE DEATH STAR SUPER SUPER BIGGER!
>>64279423
Clearly Starkiller base wasn't big enough. They need a dyson sphere sized death star that draws power from a binary system.
In an alternate universe where Kylo Ren admired his grandmother instead of his grandfather
underrated post
>>64279358
What I don't get is why didn't Force Ghost Anakin just show up and slap the shit out of him for being a retarded faggot and worshiping his evil Vader side?
>>64279411
>>64279358
Reddit pls go
I TRIED SO HARD
But in the end
AND GOT SO FAR
OOH AAAH AAAH AAAH
*epic guitar solo*
One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely.
>>64278981
Sheev of course
Based Sheev
>>64278981
Sheev
Pretty easy
