The last film you watched now has Jar Jar Binks as the protagonist. Is it better or worse?
Jackie Brown. Much better.
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MEESA SO LONELY
The departed. If it's jar jar trying to do a boston accent, I bet it will be pretty fun.
from the director of "Falling Up" and "The Perfect Guy" and the writer of "Cabin Fever 3" and "When a Stranger Calls"
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
BUMP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>71691540
WTF they are remaking this??
Oh god please don't let it be PG 13 rubbish
>>71691540
>Jesse Williams
haha holy shit the irony since we were talking about him in another thread
He actually seems like a pretty good choice.
I wonder if they will still make it Vietnam or change it to a modern day war or something
Post your favorite SNL cast members
Norm
the nigger
>>71691145
Fuck off Sam, off all the posts on this board right now. Your rampant shilling of yourself under the guise of having "fans" is the worst.
He's one of the most talented actors and writers in modern Hollywood, you guys just hate him because of his islamic faith.
>>71690510
True. Now, move along to the next question.
>>71690510
I didn't process his existence really before Batman and neither did you, sir.
>>71690510
I like him.
Am I the only one that really hates Suicide Squad as a concept?
>Lol so edgy criminals who have to do what we say cause they got bombs inside them cuz we're the big bad evil shady government lmao!
>>71690199
No, on a planet with nearly 7 billion people you are literally not the only one.
>edgy
Kys
you are probably one of the smaller % who thinks you are special enough to have a contrary opinion and thus make a thread about it
>>71690199
am i the only one who gets mildly annoyed by what is probably the same guy making the same thread over and over again?
>Lol i hate a movie so much i need to keep reminding everyone else about it
and honestly, nothing in movies has ever compared to the "edgy" shit that happens irl
That'll be 35.68 plus tax, and this time I expect a tip cracka
I'd like to talk to your occidental manager.
>>71689902
You can fuck my wife instead
>>71689902
>only if you fuck my wife, Jamal. oh, don't forget bring Tyrone.
How many films out there match the aesthethic of this painting?
>>71689769
holy mountain maybe
>>71689769
Mortal Kombat
Eyes Wide Shut
Hot Fuzz
Wicker Man
That weird ass cult movie with Hillary Swank that ruined her career
several.
i recommend a relatively obscure laurence olivier movie called 'the devils'
Throughout all this Ghostbusters remake hullabaloo, where was the hate train for the remakes of Robocop and Total Recall?
I felt like I was the only one that was truly livid that two classic Verhoeven movies were being tainted with boorishly CGI driven imitators, and still haven't seen either out of protest.
Yet, people were okay with Total Recall (despite the charisma vacuum that is Colin Farrell) and people even LIKED the new Robocop despite it lacking any good satire (A parody of Fox News and Bill O'Reilly? Oh my god this has never been done before!) and a fun but at the same time, plausibly gritty looking future (ED-209's in Iraq lmao)
So truly, why does the new Ghostbusters get the hate? Why the backlash against reboots now?
uh no one liked the new Robocop remake
>>71689702
Insecure white males don't mind seeing other males. But they can't talk to women so when they see women on film they become intimidated because they feel like their masculinity is being challenged.
The funny thing is that Ghostbusters remake actually does this.
>>71689702
The only reason you know about the hate for Ghostbusters is because Sony blew it up into a bullshit SJW meme to hype their shitty remake.
How do you want True Detective Season 3 to be? Here's mine.
Location: Lyon
Plot: A gendarme (Jean Reno) and a detective from the French national police (Jean Dujardin) team up to uncover murders committed by a ring of Algerian drug dealers that finance Muslim terrorism.
Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KF5a04oaNY
>Jean Reno playing the same character he's played for the last 30 years
>>71546689
Location: San Francisco
Plot: two junior FBI agents (Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift) investigate a lesbian fight club with occult connections
Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiPzMZcELCY
>>71546689
>by a ring of Algerian drug dealers that finance Muslim terrorism.
Racist much?
>There are people that unironically like this
I could imagine some retarded fan faggot nerds watching this scene in the theater for the first time and leaping from their seat going "YEAAAAAAAAAAH YODA KICK HIS ASS!" like some frat douche at a keggar
I truly feel sorrow for my generation
>He posted it again
>>71689911
Cuck
>>71689911
Looks pretty good anon.
What was their sex like?
Be as descriptive as possible
Velour.
>>71689615
Bland
>>71689615
erotic
>>If you do this at a movie theater, thank you. The filth you leave on the floor when the movie is over is the only thing keeping me from getting fired and being an unemployed waste. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
Lmao at this faggot
You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink, and have conveniently placed garbage receptacles all over the theater? Get fucked. I'll use any trash can I want you thieving shitbags.
>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a complimentary napkin and wrapping it up with my tomatoes and onions then depositing the whole thing in the seat in front of me on my way out.
I take a shit on the floor before leaving
>thinking the workers are responsible for the setup of the establishment
I empty my colostomy bad, shower dandruff on adjacent seats, stick my scabs to the arm rests, knock over any drinks I come across, flake my eye boogers all over the place, hock loogies on the stair railings, break the handicap seating by kicking the shit out of them, slash open seats with my katana and shower the stuffing all over the theater, and ejaculate on anything and everything.
Was this a good movie?
No, but the directors cut is.
>>71689504
Why?
>>71689475
pls respond
I'm one of the few people you'll meet who's written more books than they've read.
Two takes yeah. If you can't nail a scene in two, then you're just pissing in the wind I think
Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested. I'm making shit loads out of computers.
I had a cat once, a sofa fell on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on it's head.
Thoughts on Disney Channel movies?
What the fuck, OP, this movie just popped into my head a few minutes ago
spooky
I know what I'm watching this halloween
