The great debate…
>>71687885
They're both kino, no need to debate.
>great
>Debate
>Decent ideas
>Bland Execution
>Constant spoon feeding of exposition for normies
>Overlong
Literally babby's first movie
Say what you want about Zack Snyder but that opening sequence was art.
The opening scene to Sucker Punch was also pure art.
>>71687708
BRUCE... BRUCEEEEEEEEEE
FALLS DOWN HOLE
HAAAR HAAAAAAAR HAAAAAR HAAAAAR DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM HAAAAAAR HAAAAAR HAAAAR HAAAAR DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM
CLOSE UP OF BRUCE WAYNE COMING OUT OF THE CINEMA WITH HIS MILF MOM AND COMEDIAN DAD
HARR HARR HAAAAR HAAR HARRR
DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM
DUDE WITH A GUN APPEARS
HAAAAR HAAAAR HAAAAR
DRAMATIC OVERTONE TO THE MUSIC, GETS DEEPER NOW
BRUCES DAD IS SHOT
HAAAR HAAAR HAAAR HAR
DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM
NOOOOO MOM DON'T BE KILL
ZOOM IN ON FAGGY KID BRUCE FALLING DOWN A BIG ASS ANUS IN THE GROUND FULL OF BATS
HIS MOM IS KILL
MUSIC IS DRAMATIC
"MARTHA"
BOTH PARENTS IS KILL NOW ON THE FLOOR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONT DIE
HARRR HARRRRR HARRR HARRRRRR
DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOMMMMMMMM
A WHILE AGO
MANKIND IS INTRODUCED TO THE SUPERMAN
KINO.
>>71687708
it helps that the 1911 is a beautiful gun
is she a good actress or just foot candy?
>>71687589
Not a good actress, but fairly good screen charisma.
no name
>>71687589
People need to stop denying her transcendant acting ability. She stole every scene she was in in TFA. She has IT
>receives acclaim for a single performance
>plays the exact same role for every movie he does after that
>>71687486
George Clooney? Vin Diesel?
IT WAS ME JAMES
>>71687684
Itwaz Mi' Gemz: The author of "All Ya Pain"
Apologise.
Why would anyone take nude pics knowing how easily hackers can get into your accounts
>>71687393
Seeing her asymmetrical flabby tits was a sex crime
>>71687393
To this day I have not looked at her nudes out of respect for her and her transcendant talent. I would never violate the rights of someone so precious
>watch movie with dad
>commentary from him the entire time
>talks for five minutes about the possibility of ancient aliens then rewinds it since we missed the dialogue
>black character comes into scene
>dad immediately yells "DAMN NIGGER"
anyone wanna trade dads?
>>71687194
dumb fredposter
Because, unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
Unlike the other Robin Hoods, I am ridiculously handsome.
All the toilets in the kingdom shall be called Johns
wasn't your mole on the other side?
Am I crazy, or was his death a bit fucked up?
>>71687048
>death
it was too grimdark and DC esque, he should've quipped just before dying.
He's not dead
Broken arrow
Hard rain
The rock
>>71687032
Its a movie about a Mexicant who hops the border and then cleans pools, when all of a sudden a scout for Newcastle comes to LA, see's him playing for a rec league team, and signs him and he becomes a legend.
Cheesy as fuck, but I love it.
>>71687154
good for him. i fucking hate the border patrol. they camp outside my front yard all day and night and the other day, someone called a cop to come investigate around my property because i was standing in my own yard. fucking obnoxious police state i cant do anything without these shits surrounding my house. LET EM IN GODDAMMIT! I JUST WANNA MAKE A SANDWICH IN PEACE!
I never got around to seeing the theatrical version. It's supposed to be better right?
Kind of a mess but was fun. Lot of questions. Curious to your thoughts besides 'gay shit storm', even if it was
>>71687024
>It's supposed to be better right?
I mean the ultimate edition by that
made me mad that they didnt include:
>it's time you learn what it means to be a man
and that the fight wasn't an entire minute longer, and they took out superman spitting out blood when bats slams him into the wall
Most Kino Font of the decade
Just finished episode 6 of Twin Peaks and I'm wondering:
Is everyone fucking everyone on this show?
>>71686895
>Is everyone fucking everyone on this show?
Yes. Yes they are.
You mean you aren't fucking everyone? What are you, some kind of loser?
Essentially.
I don't feel too good. Have a tooth ache. Gonna try to sleep now. Good night /tv/.
>>71686813
I personally think I'm dying. Goodnight
>>71686901
We are all dying bro
>>71686813
sweet dreams, bro <3
I was playing a game and this question came up, but I was at a loss for an answer. What is it /tv/?
Syndromes and a Century
END Trilogy
It's a tie between The Master and L'aube de la Justice.
why did this movie win an academy award for editing when it was the editing that made it almost unwatchable and utterly impossible to follow
Why does he wear the mask?
Mad Max:
>terrible cinematography
>no character development
>"main character" says literally 3 lines
>only interesting character gets killed
>unnecessary abortion scene
>filters - the movie
>utterly unbelievable post-apocalypse, especially compared to the previous installments
>cannot hear a word Immortan is saying
>reddit-tier antics like "WITNESS ME"
>Valhalla is spelled with a W in the movie
>pointless sandstorm that looked terrible
>obvious scenes that were meant to "pop out" for 3D viewers
Why can't Mad Max "fans" take any criticism of their shit films without immediately shouting out "SEXIST MISOGYNY VIRGINS SJW /pol/!"?
it's one of the ugliest and most retarded films in recent History. And those garish, cartoonish, orange and blue colours produced in computers should be illegal. Really, why do people love to be submitted to this kind of empty horrifying visual and aural aggression? A fascistic anti-human audiovisual experiment. Simply put cirque du soleil for bros.
>>71686739
I know! I don't know why they don't consult you on more editing issues, dude.
F
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>>71686671
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STICKY?!?!?!?!
